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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Fine, I'll be your hooker too. :shame:

 

Wait, Nick should definitely be one too, Imke. :lol:

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:blush: A campaign for me?!

 

Yay, I've got Kels too. :charming:

:blush: A campaign for me?!

 

Yay, I've got Kels too. :charming:

 

Yes, dear :kiss:

But I don't wanna make a thread, cause I don't wanna humiliate myself :lol:

Nah, it's okay. Three quality hookers are as good as 20 cheap ones. :charming:

i'm being forced to watch a movie :disappointed:

bye hookers & pimps:heart:

Aww, bye Izzy! :hug:

Happy halloween :)

Bye. Have fun. :hug:

Nah, it's okay. Three quality hookers are as good as 20 cheap ones. :charming:

 

You can buy out Microsoft with Ren :lol:

 

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Are you saying that Ren would be a really good hooker? :thinking:

... then I'm hiring him too. :charming:

Are you saying that Ren would be a really good hooker? :thinking:

Yes.

... then I'm hiring him too. :charming:

:dance:

This thread should be renamed to "The Coldplaying brothel". :dead:

Just about every thread should be renamed, honestly...

Imke, I asked Ivit to be your hooker.

 

^ hahahhaa

I'm gonna be one rich woman and I'll invite you all to the next Muse concerts. :sweatdrop:

So this means we won't have to be glued to each other in Perrine's suitcase with Ren now. :cheesy:

I'm gonna be one rich woman and I'll invite you all to the next Muse concerts. :sweatdrop:

Yes! I love youuu :hug:

You'd get alot of business around these parts :smoking:

We no longer need Perrine's suitcase. Although I'm pretty sure that Ren won't be too pleased with that. :thinking:

:lol: This is officially my favorite thread

I missed a few pages, I should probably read now ...

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