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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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:heart: anytime hunnybun,

just scream some random kitty song & i'll come to the rescue :charming:

 

Sure thing. :blush:

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eww...

 

 

have you all told her how disturbing it is? :uhoh:

 

i agree with the music idea, or well as your friends said, the football thing :wacko:

or charge her more for the flat :evil:

 

btw she does that just with the same guy or ..? .

 

usually it is her boyfriend....haha

 

the worst thing is that I do not really know more about her than her screaming during her sexual intercourse...:disappointed:

usually it is her boyfriend....haha

 

the worst thing is that I do not really know more about her than her screaming during her sexual intercourse...:disappointed:

ops i was about to suggest to get her another boyfriend :wacky:

 

oh really?

she is not at home, but to meet her boyfriend there?

 

oh suggest her to go with his boyfriend at his place, (for those screaming moments).

 

and you can't believe how shocked I was when that happened the first time....I was already asleep and woke up by her screaming....and she has that typical stereotype woman voice...:sick:

 

like...."ahhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhh JAAAAAA JAAAAAA JAAAAAAAAA"...."

 

that happened to me once... a long time ago!!!! :wacky:

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no she is often at home when she isn't on holidays....and I wish they would go to her boyfriend's house...but I guess someone complained there, because she is just too loud...ahhh...:wacky:

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that happened to me once... a long time ago!!!! :wacky:

 

seriously...the worst part is that even MY bed moves...:wreck:

ops i was about to suggest to get her another boyfriend :wacky:

 

oh really?

she is not at home, but to meet her boyfriend there?

 

oh suggest her to go with his boyfriend at his place, (for those screaming moments).

 

Maybe she's practising for Halloween........................................ :rolleyes:

what about watching a porn movie really loud at the same time!!?? :)

no she is often at home when she isn't on holidays....and I wish they would go to her boyfriend's house...but I guess someone complained there, because she is just too loud...ahhh...:wacky:

so do complain there too... it'll be cheaper for her to go to a motel or get themselves a home. :dozey:

 

seriously...the worst part is that even MY bed moves...:wreck:

is it next room to yours?

make she moves her room. :uhoh:

 

what about watching a porn movie really loud at the same time!!?? :)

:wacko:

no she is often at home when she isn't on holidays....and I wish they would go to her boyfriend's house...but I guess someone complained there, because she is just too loud...ahhh...:wacky:

that would traumatize me for life,

 

 

i'm sorry julia :sad:

I don't speak/understand British. :sick:

 

Aw I love you Izzy. :heart:

You've pretty much been called a ****** :lol:

 

Edit: Whoa! I can no longer say w-a-n-k-e-r? :o

I wish I knew what a "******" was. :P

I wish I knew what a "******" was. :P

 

Erm...******

 

EDIT: What the hell?!?

Erm...******

 

EDIT: What the hell?!?

I know! Bloody ******s! :disappointed:

I figured that out... which is why I facepalmed.

Mark is a wanke.r :heart:

You've pretty much been called a ****** :lol:

 

Edit: Whoa! I can no longer say w-a-n-k-e-r? :o

some words were censored recently due to too much usage by some users... if i remember well must be at least two, one is censored for racism the other for sexual reference....

there's a thread somewhere if i remember well opened by fitz surely on coldplaying.com section.

 

i hope i helped.

some words were censored recently due to too much usage by some users... if i remember well must be at least two, one is censored for racism the other for sexual reference....

there's a thread somewhere if i remember well opened by fitz surely on coldplaying.com section.

 

i hope i helped.

Oh yeah, i'm aware of the first 2 words but i didn't know there were some other banned words as well. I don't think w. is such a bad word :uhoh:

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