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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Mmmh you never know Julia :sneaky:

 

I reckon she secretly wants it to happen.:rolleyes:

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Nah, i'm not 15 anymore :wacko:

 

Haha yeah, they both crack me up! And charlie is finally engaged! :o

 

Yup, 3 more hrs to go :dance:

charlie engaged, finally? :o OMGowd :wacko: how it happened?

Just because we did it like 6 times in a row that day doesn't mean i liked it all that much you know :disappointed:

This is exactly why you're mah role model :cheesy:

This is exactly why you're mah role model :cheesy:

dee.

noo, don't be like him :bigcry:

Buy some ear-plugs Jules :)

 

What about the vibrations?:dozey:

This is exactly why you're mah role model :cheesy:

Lesson one my young padawan: Make them laugh and you're half way there :whip:

 

:wacky:

dee.

noo, don't be like him :bigcry:

But he's such a great guy :wacky:

Lesson one my young padawan: Make them laugh and you're half way there :whip:

 

:wacky:

:lol:

*takes notes*

no doubt he is.

but the biggest perv eeever :disappointed:

exactly

Vote him for biggest perv, he deserves it. :wacko:

Dee's ma hooker now.

uuhg. i wanna be a pimp, i just need hookers too :disappointed: i don't got any..

Dee's ma hooker now.

:heart:

She said if I become her hooker I can have Matteh Mouse for free

uuhg. i wanna be a pimp, i just need hookers too :disappointed: i don't got any..

Ren and Kelsie will do it

Everyone around here is pervy...

:mellow:

No, I'm hiring Kelsie too. I'm the best pimp around. :charming:

yay, i got hookers :wacko:

aah, no fair imke, you can't take my hookers :bigcry:

 

um, kels. no way.. i'm not :sad: i'm just the pimp making money :cheesy:

yay, i got hookers :wacko:

 

um, kels. no way.. i'm not :sad: i'm just the pimp making money :cheesy:

 

I don't think you're pervy. :heart:

No, I'm hiring Kelsie too. I'm the best pimp around. :charming:

What do you think, Kels?

yay, i got hookers :wacko:

aah, no fair imke, you can't take my hookers :bigcry:

 

um, kels. no way.. i'm not :sad: i'm just the pimp making money :cheesy:

You can buy out Microsoft with Ren :lol:

hahaha this should win the best thread award :wacky:

So far I've only got Matteh Mouse and Dee ... I've gotta make a living somehow. :disappointed:

hahaha this should win the best thread award :wacky:

MWAHAHA definetly

So far I've only got Matteh Mouse and Dee ... I've gotta make a living somehow. :disappointed:

I should make a campaign for you :kiss:

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