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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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^LOLOL !

 

You can come with us if you become a hooker :nice:

But I already have a ticket, I don't need to ! Or do I ?:sneaky:

 

*tries to summarize*

me and Imke were talking and I asked her if I can take the Matteh Mouse in her avatar home with me and she was like 'NO HE'S MINE!' and I was like 'NO HE'S MINE' and she was like, 'OMG!' and I asked her if she was a pimp and she was like yeah, and Matteh is $1000 per night and I was like 'OMG NO WAY' and she was like 'WAY.' so then she said if I become her hooker I can like have him for free so I said 'deal' and like, like, now she now has like 10 hookers, oh yeah and Izzy's a pimp too, so then we were talking about, like, how much of a man-ho Ren is and that Imke could make a lot of money off of him and that she would take us to see Muse and then like you came. :wacky:

That was epic !

My fav part: man-ho Ren :wacky:

 

OMG YES......I would even tell my flat mate that my thread about her having sex has won the best thread award on a Coldplay forum...:wacky:

 

 

haahhahahahah

Haha and thinking you're insane she would move :D

 

 

Haha and thinking you're insane she would move :D

 

Instead of making the bed move??:rolleyes:

^LOLOL !

That was epic !

My fav part: man-ho Ren :wacky:

 

I'm going to sig it. :wacko:

Awww I feel so special now :wacky:

 

Ren's gonna love it :sneaky:

I'm going to sig it. :wacko:

Aww haha thanks :wacky:

I better start working on your hooker campaign! :escaping2:

You should. :wacko:

Yo!

 

 

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What about funerals and baby showers?

 

EDIT: EIGHT SIX SEVEN FIVE THREE OH NIIIIINE!

What about funerals and baby showers?

 

EDIT: EIGHT SIX SEVEN FIVE THREE OH NIIIIINE!

 

Damn, how could I forget?! :bigcry:

I'll write it in :idea2:

 

 

MWHHHAHAHAH :P

Jenny, Jenny

Who can I turn to

You give me something

I can hold on to

I know you'll think

I'm like the others before

Who saw your name and number

On the wall

 

Jenny, I've got your number

I need to make you mine

Jenny, don't change your number

867-5309

(867-5309)

867-5309

(867-5309)

 

Jenny, Jenny

You're the girl for me

You don't know me

But you make me so happy

I tried to call you before

But I lost my nerve

I tried my imagination

But I was disturbed

 

Jenny, I've got your number

I need to make you mine

Jenny, don't change your number

867-5309

(867-5309)

867-5309

(867-5309)

 

I got it

(I got it) I got it

I got your number on the wall

I got it

(I got it) I got it

For a good time

For a good time call

 

[instrumental Interlude]

 

Hey

Jenny, don't change your number

I need to make you mine

Jenny, I call your number

867-5309

(867-5309)

867-5309

(867-5309)

 

Jenny, Jenny

Who can I turn to

(867-5309)

For the price of a dime

I can always turn to you

(867-5309)

867-5309

(867-5309)

867-5309

(867-5309)

5309

:dozey:

Imke, I asked Ivit to be your hooker.

 

^ hahahhaa

no, she be mine :mean: i own heer.

 

 

We no longer need Perrine's suitcase. Although I'm pretty sure that Ren won't be too pleased with that. :thinking:

you knooow, i can force eric to take ya'll with us in december :wacko:

Yo!

 

 

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*tries to summarize*

me and Imke were talking and I asked her if I can take the Matteh Mouse in her avatar home with me and she was like 'NO HE'S MINE!' and I was like 'NO HE'S MINE' and she was like, 'OMG!' and I asked her if she was a pimp and she was like yeah, and Matteh is $1000 per night and I was like 'OMG NO WAY' and she was like 'WAY.' so then she said if I become her hooker I can like have him for free so I said 'deal' and like, like, now she now has like 10 hookers, oh yeah and Izzy's a pimp too, so then we were talking about, like, how much of a man-ho Ren is and that Imke could make a lot of money off of him and that she would take us to see Muse and then like you came. :wacky:

& don't you forget it jerk :sad:

 

WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER, the profit must be equal:whip::whip:

you knooow, i can force eric to take ya'll with us in december :wacko:

:cheesy:

jerk

:(

Yo!

 

 

2ai3asg.png

 

 

:wideeyed: I feel kinda sexy now.

And I don't think Kels' boobs have ever looked that big before.

 

no, she be mine :mean: i own heer.

 

you knooow, i can force eric to take ya'll with us in december :wacko:

 

& don't you forget it jerk :sad:

 

WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER, the profit must be equal:whip::whip:

 

You can? :wacko:

 

 

So, Izzy's the co-pimp. Shall I rename the group to Izzy's and Imke's House of Love? :wacko:

:cheesy:

*stuffs dee, imke & co in pink suitcase*

So, Izzy's the co-pimp. Shall I rename the group to Izzy's and Imke's House of Love? :wacko:

:heart: SI

I can't rename it. :sad:

:sad: crappy.

 

wait. imke, :awesome: i'm your co-pimping pimp or dees? *sadlyconfused*

I think we're both the pimps and Dee's working for us. :confused:

ooooh ok :lol:

 

i need to edit that post then,

the sexey outfit is for you then :heart:

Oi oi what's happening here then? :bobby:

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