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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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We no longer need Perrine's suitcase. Although I'm pretty sure that Ren won't be too pleased with that. :thinking:

Really ? But... whyyyy ? :disappointed:

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Because Imke is going to pay for it with the hooker money. :wacky:

So romantic :blush:

 

You can come with us if you become a hooker :nice:

Imke's a hooker? Ren's suitcase? RANDOM CROTCH GRABBING!? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

No, Imke's the pimp. :nice:

 

THEN WHO THE **** IS THE HOOKER? JOSH? :wreck: /allcaps

The hookers are me, Dee, Ren, Matteh Mouse, and I don't know who else. :thinking:

The hookers are me, Dee, Ren, Matteh Mouse, and I don't know who else. :thinking:

 

Awesome! But you need a kitteh.

Imke's a hooker? Ren's suitcase? RANDOM CROTCH GRABBING!? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

*tries to summarize*

me and Imke were talking and I asked her if I can take the Matteh Mouse in her avatar home with me and she was like 'NO HE'S MINE!' and I was like 'NO HE'S MINE' and she was like, 'OMG!' and I asked her if she was a pimp and she was like yeah, and Matteh is $1000 per night and I was like 'OMG NO WAY' and she was like 'WAY.' so then she said if I become her hooker I can like have him for free so I said 'deal' and like, like, now she now has like 10 hookers, oh yeah and Izzy's a pimp too, so then we were talking about, like, how much of a man-ho Ren is and that Imke could make a lot of money off of him and that she would take us to see Muse and then like you came. :wacky:

*tries to summarize*

me and Imke were talking and I asked her if I can take the Matteh Mouse in her avatar home with me and she was like 'NO HE'S MINE!' and I was like 'NO HE'S MINE' and she was like, 'OMG!' and I asked her if she was a pimp and she was like yeah, and Matteh is $1000 per night and I was like 'OMG NO WAY' and she was like 'WAY.' so then she said if I become her hooker I can like have him for free so I said 'deal' and like, like, now she now has like 10 hookers, oh yeah and Izzy's a pimp too, so then we were talking about, like, how much of a man-ho Ren is and that Imke could make a lot of money off of him and that she would take us to see Muse and then like you came. :wacky:

 

... Wowz.

 

 

 

Um... I'd be willing to pay for a cat. If you know what I mean.

Imke doesn't have any kitteh hookers.

... Wowz.

 

 

 

Um... I'd be willing to pay for a cat. If you know what I mean.

Yep :nice:

 

A cat?

 

 

ewwww :sick:

 

 

That's not my job, you need to speak with my manager

 

 

EWEWEWWEWEWW

 

 

... Damn.

 

 

 

 

Who's your daddy manager?

 

Imke, and she's mah mommy :wacky:

Hey, maybe you should become a kitteh pimp. :wacko:

:awesome:

Well you asked

HELL YES.

Aww :blush:

I love you! :blush:

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hahaha this should win the best thread award :wacky:

 

OMG YES......I would even tell my flat mate that my thread about her having sex has won the best thread award on a Coldplay forum...:wacky:

 

 

haahhahahahah

OMG YES......I would even tell my flat mate

 

Sounds more like a lying flat mate to me............................. :rolleyes:

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