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*HIDES GIANT BELLY*

 

i want to be skinnyyy :bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:

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I'll teach you all i know my young padawan :charming:

 

Ahh good question! I think Julie's sugar daddy knows all about that, lets ask him :wacky:

 

He must have been so turned on by Julie's mum when she was pregnant...:sick:

I'm not a ******. :uhoh:

Yes you are! You're the biggest ****** i've ever met! :drunk:

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He must have been so turned on by Julie's mum when she was pregnant...:sick:

I bet he had some fun with julie before she was even born! :o

 

Fetus turn him on :charming:

Yes you are! You're the biggest ****** i've ever met! :drunk:

 

I think you're confusing me with yourself. :inquisitive:

Haha i love that tv show! Charlie Harper is my role model :wacko:

 

And today is the season premier of two and a half men and the big bang theory over here , i can't wait! :bomb:

that model is noticiable :wacko:

thought Alan is a lot funny, man i miss that show now.

 

good for the premiere of both shows. ;)

I think you're confusing me with yourself. :inquisitive:

Nah, i'm not 15 anymore :wacko:

that model is noticiable :wacko:

thought Alan is a lot funny, man i miss that show now.

 

good for the premiere of both shows. ;)

Haha yeah, they both crack me up! And charlie is finally engaged! :o

 

Yup, 3 more hrs to go :dance:

I'll teach you all i know my young padawan :charming:

 

Ahh good question! I think Julie's sugar daddy knows all about that, lets ask him :wacky:

yayayayayayay :hug:

:disappointed:

*HIDES GIANT BELLY*

 

i want to be skinnyyy :bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:

aww :disappointed:

don't be mean to your babyyyy :(

He must have been so turned on by Julie's mum when she was pregnant...:sick:

:o

Yes you are! You're the biggest ****** i've ever met! :drunk:

WELL HOW ARE YOU SO SURE SHE ****S, EH?

oh my god i am scarred for life :worried2:

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I bet he had some fun with julie before she was even born! :o

 

Fetus turn him on :charming:

 

:sick:

 

he had fun with Julie's fetus....ewwwww...

Crests is the biggest waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanker in the world

 

:blush:

:sick:

 

he had fun with Julie's fetus....ewwwww...

I know! Poor julie! She was abused when she was a fetus :bigcry:

:sad: i need a hug

:hug:

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I know! Poor julie! She was abused when she was a fetus :bigcry:

 

:hug:

 

Now....I don't get that picture out of my mind how that could work...technicallly (spelling?):wreck:

WELL HOW ARE YOU SO SURE SHE ****S, EH?

oh my god i am scarred for life :worried2:

I saw he wanking to some tokio hotel pics :sick:

All the kittens and cute avis are just a mask to hide her true wanking self :whip:

*looks for more evil kitteh pics to send to ren*

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :bigcry:

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speaking of Tokio Hotel....this show ruined my saturday night...I mean the worst german comedian and this band in one show...:sick:...what I was going to say is: Bill's hair:freak:

 

I hope it works....:wreck:

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcMuwhlvGc0]YouTube - Tokio Hotel 24.10.09 Mario Barth + English subs[/ame]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :bigcry:

 

You said you were going to be nice to me, you liar. :bigcry:

speaking of Tokio Hotel....this show ruined my saturday night...I mean the worst german comedian and this band in one show...:sick:...what I was going to say is: Bill's hair:freak:

 

I hope it works....:wreck:

 

YouTube - Tokio Hotel 24.10.09 Mario Barth + English subs

Dang! :sick:

 

You said you were going to be nice to me, you liar. :bigcry:

 

Heeey you started it last night, now we're even :lips:

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okay guys...since I have the most fucked up laptop ever that even gave me a warning that I should turn it off and it should be repaired I am forced to finish reading my book now...:wacky:

 

goodnight lovely ******s:heart:

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