I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH CHRIS[/color][/size][/font] :dance:

 

 

 

 

 

 

(point made? :thinking:)

 

really what else is the point of a thread starting with: Dear Chris I want to have your babies.

:lol:

 

You know you can talk ages about wanting to have sex with Chris:P

hahahaha I dont think any of the girls here would care if he's gay, we'd make him straight.

 

indeed :laugh3:

you were gonna tell me all your thoughts about chris :P

 

Oh, right! All my thoughts would take a while to write down :P:sneaky:

But you know... When a man and a woman loves each other like Chris and I do :rolleyes:, they may sometimes want to show their love to each other in a more intimate way.:dozey: (:laugh3: I try to keep it clean for the underaged kids ;))

 

EDIT: HAHA. After noticing the big red 'I want to have sex with Chris Martin' post, I might not have to keep it clean :laugh3:

hahahaha I dont think any of the girls here would care if he's gay, we'd make him straight.

uhu ?:lol:

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(point made? :thinking:)

 

WHO DOESNT

I mean... he has to be good.

Have you seen him on stage?

All flexible and full of energy.

Without a doubt... probably one of the best..

 

;)

:laugh4:

This thread is hilarious.

Oh, right! All my thoughts would take a while to write down :P:sneaky:

But you know... When a man and a woman loves each other like Chris and I do :rolleyes:, they may sometimes want to show their love to each other in a more intimate way.:dozey: (:laugh3: I try to keep it clean for the underaged kids ;))

 

I hope there are no innocent kids wandering around in this thread :lol: even though you descised your pervyness perfectly:P

but guys, WAIT. what about the BIG GIANT SECRET RUMOUR that he's gay??!!!:o

 

Threesome!! :awesome:

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johnny , will and guy :dozey:

I mean... he has to be good.

Have you seen him on stage?

All flexible and full of energy.

Without a doubt... probably one of the best..

 

;)

 

Have you seen him on his piano:wink3: oh my:sneaky::lol:

johnny , will and guy :dozey:

 

you think :o :P

Have you seen him on his piano:wink3: oh my:sneaky::lol:

 

hahaha.

Oh. It is a beautiful sight.

I mean... he has to be good.

Have you seen him on stage?

All flexible and full of energy.

Without a doubt... probably one of the best..

 

;)

 

I mean, he has to be REALLY good! He could totally pull an allnighter. Easy. :dozey::sweatdrop:

I mean, he totally has to be REALLY good! He could totally pull an allnighter. Easy. :dozey::sweatdrop:

 

And he could sing at the same time :lol:

And he could sing at the same time :lol:

 

Hahaha Ok, NOW my mind is in a dirty place :sneaky: :lol:

Dear Chris Martin,

 

can you help me with my homework?

I wonder what sort of noises he makes....

:laugh3:

hahaha !

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRrNSLYZObk]YouTube- Chris Martin loves to hump his chair:][/ame]

You pervs ! :D

Dear Chris Martin,

 

can you help me with my homework?

 

http://odeo.com/episodes/6672133-Chris-Martin-Simon-Pegg-on-Radio-1

:lol:

Dear Chris Martin,

 

can you help me with my homework?

 

Helping with your homework, common! let's rock!

oh jesus,

this is one of the fastest, and frankly most pervy threads i have seen in the past week.

 

:P

Dear Chris Martin and anyone reading this thread,

 

I'm not a perv. :angel:

oh jesus,

this is one of the fastest, and frankly most pervy threads i have seen in the past week.

 

:P

 

and we're proud of it:lol:

Hahaha Ok, NOW my mind is in a dirty place :sneaky: :lol:

 

It just got there? :shocked2::dozey::lol::sneaky:

 

I wonder what sort of noises he makes....

:laugh3:

:sweatdrop::dead:

 

hahaha !

You pervs ! :D

 

That vid is niiiiice... :sneaky::wink3: