I can't, there are no words to!

 

Buy me a car.

where's the key?

 

 

rub my feet.

but it's not feet that you have there!

 

play the excuse game!

I can't, I have no excuses

 

Brush my hair for me

but you only have one hair!

 

dye my hair

I don't have paint

 

Give me food

there's no food here

 

give me love!

I'm a very cold person and don't have any love to give :snobby:

 

give me a kiss

I have no lips

 

beat me!

I don't have my boxing cloves with me :D

 

hug me !

I don't hug people with no boxing cloves!

 

cry!

But Oasis told me to Stop Crying My Heart Out

 

Go to bed!

my bed ran away.

 

you go bed!

I'm not tired!

 

Chase your bed!

I'm too tired for that! :p

 

You shoud be tired!

I don't even know how to do that!

 

Sing along with this song!

i don't even know what you're listening to!

 

bring me a vanilla cupcake

But I can't find you!

 

Make Coldplay work faster

they're not a machine

 

google this word

what the hell is google?

 

get Coldplay to Portugal

I don't know where Portugal is !

 

Live Forever !

I'm emo

 

say something

i have no voice

 

sing me a song

I'm a very bad singer

 

Bite your nails

I don't have nails

 

play football