Jump to content
✨ STAY UP TO DATE WITH THE WORLD TOUR ✨

Chris Martin makes Britain's top 100 Celebrities list by Piers Morgan!


iPsy

Recommended Posts

Chris Martin made Number 17!!!

 

Here's what Piers said about him:

 

Who is the biggest British rock star in the world in terms of current record sales? No contest- step forward Mr Martin, lead singer of the stupendously successful Coldplay. It's easy to loathe the man. He's got the hottest band, the hottest girl (Gwyneth Paltrow), more money than Iceland's banks ever had and seems a thoroughly good bloke too, from the few times I've been in the same room. All quite sickening really. But we shouldn't be too churlish here, because Coldplay are a brilliant band, flying the flag in spectacular fashion all over the world, and every morning I wake up, get in the shower, stick Viva La Vida on full blast and shake myself into action.

 

 

THE TOP 100 IN FULL:

 

100 HEATHER MILLS

99 VINNIE JONES

98 DELIA SMITH

97 JK ROWLING

96 SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH

95 SIENNA MILLER

94 HOLLY WILLOUGHBY

93 ADRIAN CHILES

92 ANNE ROBINSON

91 PHILLIP SCHOFIELD

 

 

90 NAOMI CAMPBELL

89 ROD STEWART

88 KENNETH BRANAGH

87 KATE BECKINSALE

86 DAVID TENNANT

85 ANDY MURRAY

84 GEORGE MICHAEL

83 FREDDIE FLINTOFF

82 PAUL O'GRADY

81 JUDE LAW

 

 

80 EDDIE IZZARD

79 MICHAEL SHEEN

78 CATHERINE ZETA-JONES

77 DAVID BOWIE

76 STELLA MCCARTNEY

75 COLIN FIRTH

74 JEREMY PAXMAN

73 ROSS KEMP

72 ROWAN ATKINSON

71 CHRISTINE BLEAKLEY

 

 

70 JASON STATHAM

69 MARCO PIERRE WHITE

68 LIAM GALLAGHER

67 COLEEN ROONEY

66 SIR ALEX FERGUSON

65 DAME JUDI DENCH

64 NIGELLA LAWSON

63 EMMA WATSON

62 DANIEL RADCLIFFE

61 LORD LLOYD WEBBER

 

 

60 DAVID WALLIAMS

59 JLS

58 SIR MICHAEL CAINE

57 PETER KAY

56 DANIEL DAY-LEWIS

55 SHARON AND OZZY OSBOURNE

54 GORDON RAMSAY

53 GRAHAM NORTON

52 HUGH GRANT

51 RICKY GERVAIS

 

 

50 LEWIS HAMILTON

49 SIR ANTHONY HOPKINS

48 SIR CLIFF RICHARD

47 CLIVE OWEN

46 LEONA LEWIS

45 ROBBIE WILLIAMS

44 MICK JAGGER AND KEITH RICHARDS

43 KATHERINE JENKINS

42 HUGH LAURIE

41 JAMES CORDEN

 

 

40 MICHAEL MCINTYRE

39 FRANK LAMPARD

38 KATE WINSLET

37 SUSAN BOYLE

36 AMY WINEHOUSE

35 HARRY HILL

34 CHRIS EVANS

33 STEPHEN FRY

32 BORIS JOHNSON

31 JONATHAN ROSS

 

 

30 LILY ALLEN

29 JENSEN BUTTON

28 KATIE PRICE

27 RUSSELL BRAND

26 SACHA BARON COHEN

25 WAYNE ROONEY

24 AMANDA HOLDEN

23 TAKE THAT

22 TONY BLAIR

21 SIR ELTON JOHN

 

 

20 KATE MIDDLETON

19 PRINCE HARRY

18 DANIEL CRAIG

17 CHRIS MARTIN

16 KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

15 VICTORIA BECKHAM

14 JEREMY CLARKSON

13 SIR RICHARD BRANSON

12 DAME HELEN MIRREN

11 JAMIE OLIVER

 

 

10 LORD SUGAR

9 RIO FERDINAND

8 KATE MOSS

7 SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY

6 ROBERT PATTINSON

5 ANT AND DEC

4 PRINCE WILLIAM

3 CHERYL COLE

2 DAVID BECKHAM

1 SIMON COWELL

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 SIMON COWELL

 

Ig-fucking-nore.

 

Yay for Chris! :nice: But JK Rowling deserves #1, Chris #2, Daniel Radcliffe #3, Emma Watson #4.... and Robert Pattinson should NOT be on this list.

 

I'll just wait for someone else to say something.

 

I actually very much enjoy the books, and watch the movies.

But i just hate Robert Pattinson.

I hate him.

 

I actually pity the poor bugger. Is it because he supposedly doesn't take the role seriously, makes fun of Meyer and says he tried to act Edward as a depressed nut?

(Although he does have his annoying happenings.)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now


×
×
  • Create New...