No :angry:

My Chrissy Clone

My Chrissy Clone Penis .

It's fun to be a fangirl, but yeah some serious shit is gonna go down if we do not get claim to our Chris clone's genetalia

It's fun to be a fangirl, but yeah some serious shit is gonna go down if we do not get claim to our Chris clone's genetalia

 

that's the whole point of a Clone, it's yours to Keep and be your 'pet '

Classic thread already

Where may I place my order for both a Chris clone and a Guy clone? This would assist in me reaching my goal of being the filling in a ChrissyBerry sandwich.

 

And I'll donate funding to speed up that clone aging thing otherwise I might be too old to enjoy that sandwich thing.

I Have taken Biology, and will Discover how to Clone Chris Martin and Guy Berryman .

It'll be like that S-club Film 'Seeing Double' where they clone them all and they try to take over the world .

But if we all had our own clones there would be no need for the real Chris Martin. Oh the horror!

Ofcourse !, the Original is always best, he could spend more time surfing and with his kids thats all .

The Clones are for Our Own Personal Use .

And rather than being chased by the paparazzi he can spend time working on music. Now that there are multiple Chris Martins they won't care about him anymore.

Just release like 20 after a concert and they won't know which one is the Real Chris Martin, he would be very grateful. I Think .

The fangirls would go insane if they did that. Not us of course because we'd already have a Chris for ourselves, but the rest of them.

I Am going to Microchip My Clone So I Alwaaaays Know where he is and I Don't lose him .

Plus keep him away from any Gwyneth Clones :D

Smart idea. Or we could put him on a leash, but I feel as though he wouldn't like it since he couldn't run and dance around that way.

Leash ; No He Must Do his Chrissy Dance .

I Wonder if Clones were able to Reproduce :thinking:

We Would have lots Of Babehs if soo .

... and finally be one big family because the children would be related :laugh4:

 

Seriously, I can't stop cracking up about this thread.

Do you have plans already how it'll work if someone wants to give his clone back?

What's the guarantee for them?

Could I give him back if he refuses to talk and sing me to sleep every night?

Or if I'm not happy with other things and think he's a pain in the ass?

 

Oh my. :uhoh:

Maybe we're all in the ovulation phase at the moment. :laugh4:

Why would you be Unhappy with Chris Martin clone ?

Why would you give him back ?

I Wouldn't he would be lovely like the Real Chris .

Maybe he'll eat all the chocolate in the house and leaves nothing for me, that could be one reason to at least threaten him that he'll be sent back. :P

You are going to Bully Your Clone :inquisitive:

Poor Chris being threatened like that :(

He never learned to not eat all the Chocolate 'cos he's a clone .

I WANT MY CLONE NOW :bomb:

girls this whole clone idea is funny but woudn't there be too many Chrissy's in the world then?

NO NEVER :angry:

oh

 

I'll learn my how to eat chocolate and cake :wacko:

You are going to Bully Your Clone :inquisitive:

Poor Chris being threatened like that :(

He never learned to not eat all the Chocolate 'cos he's a clone .

I WANT MY CLONE NOW :bomb:

You mean I need to teach him everything? :stunned: :sneaky:

 

And I'm sure he needs the bullying. :whip: :P

 

 

What's wrong with me today? :uhoh:

:escaping3:

You mean I need to teach him everything? :stunned: :sneaky:

 

And I'm sure he needs the bullying. :whip: :P

 

 

What's wrong with me today? :uhoh:

:escaping3:

 

I Don't Know, I Have never had a Clone Before , but I Shall tell him things like Myley Cyrus is a bitch and He will believe me and we will get married and have lots of Babeh Martins and Live happily ever after until the Government found out and wanted the Cloning Machine and then it would turn into an action film involving Ninja and My Chrissy Clone .

I Don't Know, I Have never had a Clone Before , but I Shall tell him things like Myley Cyrus is a bitch and He will believe me and we will get married and have lots of Babeh Martins and Live happily ever after until the Government found out and wanted the Cloning Machine and then it would turn into an action film involving Ninja and My Chrissy Clone .

 

lol ninja's