August 13, 201015 yr I Don't Know, I Have never had a Clone Before , but I Shall tell him things like Myley Cyrus is a bitch and He will believe me and we will get married and have lots of Babeh Martins and Live happily ever after until the Government found out and wanted the Cloning Machine and then it would turn into an action film involving Ninja and My Chrissy Clone . Wait, I thought Anette was going to destroy the cloning machine after she created all our Chrissy (and Guy) clones. Of course if Kat does it through biology there may not be a problem. I'm getting confused. And it sounds like there needs to be some kind of clone warranty. Science is so complicated.
August 13, 201015 yr This thread is EPIC :lol: I DO want a Berry clone and a Chrissy clone, though :wink3:
August 13, 201015 yr I want also a clone of Jonny for when I'm not home and my Chrissy clone is bored :P
August 13, 201015 yr Haha We can't have Chrissy Bored now Can we :D Aren't you frightened what they might get up to ? ............... They'll EAT ALL THE CAAKE . :freak:
August 13, 201015 yr I'll do anything to have him. I hope I will be statisfied tho because I have the house to clean for him and being my slave. :awesome:
August 13, 201015 yr Haha We can't have Chrissy Bored now Can we :D Aren't you frightened what they might get up to ? ............... They'll EAT ALL THE CAAKE . :freak: but before I'll leave the house without them we'll ate all the cake or I hide it :dozey:
August 13, 201015 yr Or Noel Gallagher :rolleyes:[/size] :uhoh: Sure Why not clone Noel while were at it. But no more Liams! one is enough shenanigans! Where may I place my order for both a Chris clone and a Guy clone? This would assist in me reaching my goal of being the filling in a ChrissyBerry sandwich. :laugh3: And I'll donate funding to speed up that clone aging thing otherwise I might be too old to enjoy that sandwich thing. Haha We can't have Chrissy Bored now Can we :D Aren't you frightened what they might get up to ? ............... They'll EAT ALL THE CAAKE . :freak: I havent seen a fangirl thread with this much LOL since "Dear Chris Martin" came into play. And we cant make too many clones or there would be mass confusion and complete pandemonium with Chrissy and Guys EVERYWHERE! Everyone needs to tattoo something on their clone so we know who the fuck is who. I'll be Chris would be terrified and pissed off if he was cloned And come to think of it, I think Id Clone Matt Bellamy too... and Andrew Vanwyngarden ... and Alex Pettefer Ill have one for every day of the week! im so greedy :lol:
August 13, 201015 yr They Have Microchips, But Tatoo Yeah he shall have Kat Written on His Left Ass Cheek Just so everyone Knows that he is Miine :D Oh Jonny is an Expert in Finding CAKE, HE WILL FIND THE CAKE. With thousands of Jonny Bucklands around Cake shops will never be Safe .
August 13, 201015 yr Then I might get a Jonny clone too! I'll feed him with cake. And...a Jude Law clone wouldn't be wrong either :wink3:
August 13, 201015 yr They Have Microchips, But Tatoo Yeah he shall have Kat Written on His Left Ass Cheek Just so everyone Knows that he is Miine :D Oh Jonny is an Expert in Finding CAKE, HE WILL FIND THE CAKE. With thousands of Jonny Bucklands around Cake shops will never be Safe . i imagine thousands of jonny bucklands flash mobbing a grocery store causing a stampede and stealing all the cake
August 13, 201015 yr i imagine thousands of jonny bucklands flash mobbing a grocery store causing a stampede and stealing all the cake :laugh3:
August 13, 201015 yr Cake, will have to be Kept under Lock and key and Parents will fear when it's their Kid's 5th Birthday party and they are held hostage by Jonny Clones For Cake.
August 13, 201015 yr Jonny Clone Owners, You guys will have to Restrain them Or There could be a world wide Cake Stealing Rampage .
August 13, 201015 yr Jonny Clone Owners, You guys will have to Restrain them Or There could be a world wide Cake Stealing Rampage . Perhaps the cloning process should be modified to tone down the Jonny cake fetish so the cake of the world will be safe. On second thought, nah. Then it wouldn't be Jonny. :laugh3:
August 13, 201015 yr I Have taken Biology, and will Discover how to Clone Chris Martin and Guy Berryman . It'll be like that S-club Film 'Seeing Double' where they clone them all and they try to take over the world . I remember that film. It was shockingly bad... But I wouldn't mind Coldplay clones taking over the world. :laugh3:.... ....As long at they're not evil?? Oh no! Jeez! What if the clones are evil? :o :o :bigcry: That won't happen will it? :o
August 14, 201015 yr i know! and evil chris martin? ... nonsense! matt bellamy looks far more like a super villan! ...oh wait he dyed his hair blonde ..... nvm
August 14, 201015 yr You guys can find a way to clone him all you want im going to tamper with the time space continum, go back to the 1990's invest in Apple products come back to the present where I shall be a millionaire, take all that money and go back to 1999 when Chris couldnt get a girl, win him ovah and live in the past. I shall have the original :P ..take that!
August 14, 201015 yr :laugh3:thats actually pretty smart! except for not having a continuum :lol: i know ...stupid time space continuum gettin in the way of mah dreamz :whip: everytime i hear either a quote from chris or a story about back in the day when all the bitchez turned him down im like ...aaaaaaggghhh ... if only.... time machine!
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