August 13, 201015 yr Like Guy Berryman :heart: NOMNOMNOM You can never have enough Guy Berrymans. :awesome:
August 13, 201015 yr I think it wouldn't be nearly as bad because we could make the Chris clone (with the advanced aging technology that we had previously discussed) to around our ages. Thus, it wouldn't really be as bad :uhoh: ....right? And by budgie do you mean penis?
August 13, 201015 yr Well, the man is tall, has giant hands, and giant feet. I'd say it would follow that pattern. And the fangirlness has now reach a whole new level
August 13, 201015 yr You know what they say Big feet mean .................................................big socks ;)
August 13, 201015 yr You know what they say Big feet mean .................................................big penis ;) Why yes they do say that! :sneaky:
August 13, 201015 yr I still own the original. I probably still have rights of ownership to all your Chris penii then anyway since I'm the keeper hahaha
August 13, 201015 yr Excuse me, I believe Chris Martin's penis is mine? I've been waiting for you to show up and say that :laugh3:
August 13, 201015 yr You guys make me laugh. :laugh4: Hilarious thread, although literally "below the waistline" as we say in Germany when sth's a cheap shot / gutter talk / whatever, I can't remmeber the correct translation. :embarrassed:
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