October 19, 200322 yr A friend has sent me this funny test... I hope the translation from spanish will be good :confused: FIRST THING: TAKE A CALCULATOR!! Let's do this easy mathematical exercise. It only will take you 20 seconds. You only have to follow the instructions. And, the most important, don't read the end until you've done all the calculations, ok? Let's begin: 1. Choose the number of nights in a week you'd like to have sex 2. Multiply this number by 50 3. Then, add up 44 4. After that, multiply by 200 5. If your birthday has gone this year, add up 103. If your birthday is still to coming this year, add up 102. 6. Last thing: to this final number subtract your year of birth (for example, in my case, 1977) Now, you should have a five-figure number Conclusions: The first of the 5 figures is the number or nights per week you'd like to have sex, huh? And the two last figures are your age... But that's not all, because the second and third figures are... Your favorite sexual position, perverts!! :lol: :lol: :sneaky: :wink3: :P
October 19, 200322 yr That's my girl!!!! A friend has sent me this funny test... I hope the translation from spanish will be good :confused: FIRST THING: TAKE A CALCULATOR!! Let's do this easy mathematical exercise. It only will take you 20 seconds. You only have to follow the instructions. And, the most important, don't read the end until you've done all the calculations, ok? Let's begin: 1. Choose the number of nights in a week you'd like to have sex 2. Multiply this number by 50 3. Then, add up 44 4. After that, multiply by 200 5. If your birthday has gone this year, add up 103. If your birthday is still to coming this year, add up 102. 6. Last thing: to this final number subtract your year of birth (for example, in my case, 1977) Now, you should have a five-figure number Conclusions: The first of the 5 figures is the number or nights per week you'd like to have sex, huh? And the two last figures are your age... But that's not all, because the second and third figures are... Your favorite sexual position, perverts!! :lol: :lol: :sneaky: :wink3: :P
October 19, 200322 yr Author what's pervert with 69 posture? sex is life Sometimes sex is another new life... :stunned: :P
October 19, 200322 yr Author You said that sex is life... and I say that, sometimes, making sex is create a new life... ;)
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