A couple years ago, I had a really bad ear-ache. I walked into my parents' bedroom to ask them something, and my dad threw a dog toy at me (:thinking:). It hit my leg really hard, and I grabbed my leg, but when I bent to grab my leg, the muscles in my face pulled on my ear and I screamed 'AH MY EAR'. :lol:

I thougth my markers being "washable" meant i could put them in the washing machine :blank:

 

 

.... other than that..... nothing.

jumping off the roof thinking i could jump really high if i landed on the trampoline

 

but i missed and broke my elbow

As toddler, I had a nasty habit of flashing people.

 

There are photos. :shame:

The fact that I don't value privacy as much as I do now, back when I was 14, is pretty embarrassing.

 

I thougth my markers being "washable" meant i could put them in the washing machine :blank:

 

Hehehehe, it's excusable though. :wacko:

When I was 10 or so, decided to play Karate Kid, and put a hole in a door. Tried to blame the dog.

my mom told me that when I was 1 or 2 years old, I used to poop on the floor- in the living room :sick:

 

I know I wasn't aware of it, I wonder why they let me. But still. And lots of others.

I used to mistaken other people for my dad haha. For example if we were in a shop and I saw something interesting that I wanted my dad to see, I'd run up to someone who looked like him, maybe they had a similar jacket on or something, and I'd pull their arm and go "daad dad dad come look at this!". The man would then turn around and I'd go all :wreck: and run away lol. Oh and I'd immediately run to my real dad and blame him for not being the person I went to first haha. It was very embarrassing everything this happened :wacky:

 

Another thing I sometimes did was to accidentally hit my mum (sometimes my dad too) in the face when I was explaining something cause I used exaggerated hand gestures and I was kinda clumsy :wacky:. My brother always got very annoyed with me and told me I was stupid, but I never ever actually meant to hit her :disappointed:.

 

Some other things I did was to eat paper, chew on books, cut my hair behind the furniture in the livingroom and eat sand :nice:.

When I was 8, I took something out of our car, and right after I shut the door, I "noticed" that my whole thumb was stucking in the car door, and it hurted like hell. But the surprising thing was, that my thumb wasn't even broken.. I still don't know how this could happen, but I'm actually scared of car doors now. :laugh3:

We had our cousin over for a week and we desperately wanted to go to the swimming pool, but my mother wouldn't let us for some reason. I opened every tap in the bathroom and soon the whole room was under water ... so my brother, my cousin and I put on our swimsuits and pretended we were at the swimming pool. :blank:

My mother wasn't too happy about the mess.

I blew up a toilet, that was dumb.

Got the sheriff called on me because some friends and I were prank calling people. Some lady thought we were hiding her runaway son.

being a boy :disappointed:

I once decided I could draw on my carpet using juice boxes. It looked so pretty to me, but not to my mom :cheesy:

Once, I bit my brother and I actually made him bleed. :anxious:

I used to put a cloak on one of our cats so he'd look like superman :blank:

I'll post more when I think of some but I remember a few summers ago, me and my best friend ran around shirtless past a site of construction workers! :P

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hahahah! :awesome:

I am afraid there are too many

 

edit: silly me I already replied in here.....so yeah my line above counts as another stupid thing:wacky:

i used to be afraid of dark and dogs when i was five

oh wait im still afraid of dark and dogs:laugh4:

 

i used to eat my pencils and erasers

and used to buy condoms when i was 10 coz they are the best balloons in the world