Black Rose Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 I've found out that a very successful footballer is having an affair with a former model. His name is... *Name removed by Super-Injunction* And her name is: *Name removed by Super-Injunction* Damn those pesky super injunctions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lore Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 :lock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted April 24, 2011 Author Share Posted April 24, 2011 Hey the improper use of super injunctions by so-called celebrities to hide the fact that they are having an affair is a growing problem by power-crazy judges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest howyousawtheworld Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Heard rumours that Alan Shearer was shagging Gabby Logan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted April 24, 2011 Author Share Posted April 24, 2011 Heard rumours that Alan Shearer was shagging Gabby Logan! Is that the sound of Mr Shearer's lawyers knocking on your door to serve you papers suing you for millions of pounds? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest howyousawtheworld Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Is that the sound of Mr Shearer's lawyers knocking on your door to serve you papers suing you for millions of pounds? ;) Yes indeed. I now stress "allegedly". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted April 24, 2011 Author Share Posted April 24, 2011 Yes indeed. I now stress "allegedly". The Odd-one-out round in this week's Have I Got News For You was good :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 It's a good job Ryan Giggs didn't get a mention, anyway. Otherwise the sh*t would really have hit the fan......................... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 unfunny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lore Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Heard rumours that Alan Shearer was shagging Gabby Logan!sloppy seconds for Hansen :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Oh, and for the record, if you were going to lock this thread for being "spam", you'd have to do the same with 90% of the other threads in The Lounge. Talk about double standards.:dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy_o Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 unfunny exactly funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedGirl76 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I took the lock sign to be a joke because it's a super-injunction that no one is supposed to talk about :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I took the lock sign to be a joke because it's a super-injunction that no one is supposed to talk about :confused: Combined with the other comments, I very much doubt it.:dozey: Anyway, I know the real crux of the matter, and it's pretty pathetic, all in all. It's about time people let things go once and for all.:dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Combined with the other comments, I very much doubt it.:dozey: Anyway, I know the real crux of the matter, and it's pretty pathetic, all in all. It's about time people let things go once and for all.:dozey: Oh here we go, I wonder what your minds cooked up for us this time. How many times have your vague theories been dis-proven? You certainly forget about them very quickly when it happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Oh here we go, I wonder what your minds cooked up for us this time. How many times have your vague theories been dis-proven? You certainly forget about them very quickly when it happens. Nah, I know what I'm talking about (and I've been right on numerous occasions in the past, incidentally). It's far too much of a coincidence. I won't go into details, but it's all to do with petty rivalries which should have been put to bed eons ago. It's all pretty sad, really.:dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest howyousawtheworld Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 sloppy seconds for Hansen :laugh3: He gets Lawro. Oh and piss off to those who want this locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueDeNimes Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Oh and piss off to those who want this locked.There are other ways to express yourself. I don't see the necessity of this language... Why can't you guys just be nice to each other :disappointed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest howyousawtheworld Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Anyhow it is indeed a certain Welshman from Man Utd. Why was he not in the squad for the Man City semi final? And that miss against Newcastle last week. Oh and the actor's Ewan McGregor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Anyhow it is indeed a certain Welshman from Man Utd. Why was he not in the squad for the Man City semi final? And that miss against Newcastle last week. Oh and the actor's Ewan McGregor. Really? Thanks for letting us know. I only knew about the "Welshman".:rolleyes: I have to say I was very disappointed to hear it was him, though, as I had always had a lot of respect for the way he had conducted himself throughout his career. Just goes to show.................................. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lore Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 If you were "right", wouldn't you be a mod now since you asked for it last time you thought there was a big conspiracy trying to kill coldplaying? :lol: since when finding a thread boring is such a big deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Nah, I know what I'm talking about Hmmm he must be directly informed about the situation. It's far too much of a coincidence. Oh no wait he's just making a load of presumptions and vaguely linking them together. The Coldplaying Illuminati shall live on! If you were "right", wouldn't you be a mod now since you asked for it last time you thought there was a big conspiracy trying to kill coldplaying? There's a number of things he's made his 'theories' on and it never turns out to be right or have anything to back it. The main reason he's shut up about them is not because he's remaining silent out of respect for keeping the peace (This is Mark afterall) it's so his vague nutjob conspiracies aren't highlighted and eventually fade to nothing and forgotten about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lore Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 keeping peace and his username can't go in the same post :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 It's pot and kettle time again!:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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