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This kid at a local middle school

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lacerated his tongue on his girlfriend's braces while they were making out.

 

He just finished 7th grade. He's twelve years old.

 

Funny, pathetic, gross, confusing, dissapointing, and/or horrifying? Check all that apply. Thank you for your time.

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I googled the definition of laceration, it's actually from blunt trauma, so he didn't lacerate his tongue, he incised it.

 

(For your edification.)

I find this rather disgusting

 

 

 

:sick:

Kids these days. *feels incredibly old*

D: D: D:

 

Yeah, I'd probably go with horrifying.

It's probably the tiniest cut in the world

His fault for trying to slide his tongue all up her teeth. Then again, what else would be expected of a twelve? Funny, yet also disgusting.

Awww man, you stole what I was going to say.

 

Exactly, it's his own fault for kissing her teeth instead of her lips/tongue. But I suppose in a way it will be a good thing, because now he knows that is not the proper way, so he won't continue to do it incorrectly the rest of his life and make the future recipients of his "kisses" miserable.

Awww man, you stole what I was going to say.

 

Exactly, it's his own fault for kissing her teeth instead of her lips/tongue. But I suppose in a way it will be a good thing, because now he knows that is not the proper way, so he won't continue to do it incorrectly the rest of his life and make the future recipients of his "kisses" miserable.

 

haha way to think highly of people, but maybe it was the boy's first kiss or something...I give him props for trying...but then again...getting his tongue caught on her braces....:thinking:

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Shit,, that sounds painful, did he actually cut part of his tounge off?:stunned:.

 

No, no, just scratched up his tongue.

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