This song:

 

[video=youtube;Pum3xPwJ6WE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pum3xPwJ6WE

 

Lol...I was going to 'Abandon Ship' there at one point & turn it off but it got good at around the 2.53 mark...Conquer away...

Surviving the Five Stages of Ticketmaster Grief

 

Nov 7, 2014

If you haven’t been living under a rock for the last week, you probably know by now that tickets went on presale this morning for Taylor Swift’s 1989 World Tour. And if you haven’t been completely cut off from the world for the last fifteen years, you also probably know by now how much Ticketmaster sucks to deal with.

At 9:59 AM, millions of girls, boys, parents, boyfriends, and your 11^th grade math teacher logged on to Ticketmaster to try to claim tickets for this show. This might be how it went for some of the unlucky few.

Stage 1: Denial and Isolation: You sit at your desk, idly refreshing the Ticketmaster website in case they go on sale a minute early. You’re feeling a little feverish and starting to think it can’t be possible you won’t get tickets. It’s just completely implausible. You sequester yourself in your office at work, screening your phone calls while keeping an eye on the clock. If your boss knocks on the door, who cares? You’ve got a job to do. And it’s to buy Taylor Swift tickets.

 

Stage 2: Anger: WHY IS TICKETMASTER NOT LOADING? WHY DOES IT KEEP GIVING ME AN ERROR? WHY AM I SUDDENLY SOBBING? I’M A FULLY-GROWN ADULT MALE BUT I REALLY WANTED THESE TICKETS.

 

Stage 3: Bargaining: You’re muttering to your computer screen right now, pleading with the rainbow wheel of death on your Mac to please stop spinning. The site has frozen; your entire computer has lurched to a halt. You know that the IT department is phoning it in today because it’s Friday. But you seriously would trade your first-born for your machine to start working. Right now. You consider selling a kidney on the black market if you can’t acquire tickets the normal way. Someone out there would be willing to trade you nosebleed seats, right?

 

Stage 4: Depression: Everyone on Twitter is buzzing about their newly purchased tickets. You’re following the hashtag for #TS1989 and it’s making you so upset. Girls half your age are snapping selfies with their email confirmations, and you’re just sinking farther and farther into despair. Life’s not even worth it anymore. That pile of work on your desk that you were supposed to be getting to is useless. Everything is useless now.

 

Stage 5: Acceptance: You didn’t get tickets from Ticketmaster. An unfortunate series of events occurred, and it just wasn’t in the cards for you. Your next bet is to try for the normal on-sale date, and hope for the best. If that doesn’t work, you’ll enter a bunch of local radio contests and hope you’ll win the grand prize- tickets to the show AND a backstage pass. Life can be good again.

[video=youtube;3a6EJAV7U1o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a6EJAV7U1o

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Thalia's avatar

 

:charming:

:charming:

 

Do you make them yourself, Thalia? :lol:

Do you make them yourself, Thalia? :lol:

 

Not entirely, I added the bat cowl onto the trollface. The original animation is here:

 

http://www.memes.at/face/893

 

HAHAHA

 

 

 

 

the last one LOLOLOL

 

 

 

Who else thought about Guy :laugh3:

 

HAHAHAHA:

 

 

ahahahAHAJAJAAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!

This video

 

I'm not sure if it made me lol more than it made me WTF but whatever

 

whatch at your own risk

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1403063033260034

 

 

PS: Batman is that u

This Twitter account : A parody account of a boring Footballer :P

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Great win at Southampton today. Now to get back home and test all my smoke alarms before bed.</p>— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) <a href="https://twitter.com/BoringMilner/status/539093167631761408">November 30, 2014</a></blockquote>

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[video=youtube;ifCmvLNQl3s]

 

I can watch this forever JAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH

Hide your shame :laugh3:

 

Hide your shame :laugh3:

 

She should hide her eyebrows as well while she's at it LOL

I'm still waiting for that good laugh today.

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The ebay condition says "VERY GOOD"

 

 

 

lolwat

:laugh3:

 

[video=youtube;gW7607YiBso]

 

I will forever LOL at this.

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Please delete :P