Captain Crieff Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Neither will The Nappies... Oh well, the perfect line-up doesn't exist I guess :/ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 THIS: 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 this: [MEDIA=tumblr]did=c82d7307a3e8953c94fcbabf9170091f85fb9f6c;id=146029969716;key=7Wh52fcqmyGMlcJG6tAY-w;name=paper-storm[/MEDIA] Mobile Link: http://paper-storm.tumblr.com/post/146029969716/australian-comedian-jim-jefferies-points-out-the 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Miss Coldplay Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 Sorry if this sounds horrible but I felt the need to share it with someone as it amused me the other day. Turns out the name of the shade of the nail varnish I bought the other day is "Orgasm" [emoji15] [emoji23] x Sent from my GT-I9195 using Coldplaying mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldiefan Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Made me laugh, at my own stupidity, when I learned my friend in India got a big yellow balloon home from the Mumbai Global Citizen gig !!!....... turns out she'd undone it and deflated it !!!! I'd been imagining her squeezing onto trains and buses etc....... :rolleyes: :joy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldiefan Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 ... further to above........ had to put this on paper....... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 ... further to above........ had to put this on paper....... [ATTACH=full]6741[/ATTACH] HAHAHAHA Aw hell I know that struggle. I managed to snatch one balloon and carefully stuffed it into my car. I decided I'd give it to my best friend as a present. Back home I get this freakish giant balloon out of my car, and it bounces right behind me, into this: The disappointment was real =D 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shreya1975 Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Made me laugh, at my own stupidity, when I learned my friend in India got a big yellow balloon home from the Mumbai Global Citizen gig !!!....... turns out she'd undone it and deflated it !!!! I'd been imagining her squeezing onto trains and buses etc....... :rolleyes: :joy: OMG Jane lol lol lol .... i had to think really fast in how to preserve the balloon safely.... it was just to precious to me... and the knot wasn't very easy to remove either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shreya1975 Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 ... further to above........ had to put this on paper....... [ATTACH=full]6741[/ATTACH] omg this made me laugh hard ! Thank you so much Jane!! Omg you know actually after AOAL was over the fans were bursting the balloons while waiting for the band to come back to the main stage... i was so scared they would burst mine too so i worked as fast as i could! and was able to get the balloon back home safely.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shreya1975 Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 this thread is so funny !! omg i love this!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nie Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 [MEDIA=twitter]838540300939313156[/MEDIA] Mobile Link: https://twitter.com/fairytale_bliss/status/838540300939313156 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guy42 Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 [MEDIA=instagram]-5WA8_BeCC[/MEDIA] Mobile Link: https://www.instagram.com/p/-5WA8_BeCC/?taken-by=unspirational 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guy42 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE Mobile Link: https://youtu.be/cU8HrO7XuiE Basically all comments for this video are something like these: what if the dog brings the stick back to you because they think you enjoy throwing it? /music plays When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach? /music plays If I asked for coal for Christmas, but was naughty all year, would I get coal? /music plays If a illegal immigrant fought a child molester would it be called "Alien vs. Predator?" /music plays if you kill yourself, you're the victim or the murder? /rip Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? /music plays My dog understands all my commands. But I never get what he wants when he barks. Does that make my dog smarter then me? /music plays If left is right, and right is wrong. Then Left is right which is wrong which makes it right, but left is right so right is left which makes left wrong which makes it right which is wrong /music plays In the word "scent", is the s or c silent? /music plays Your lips don't touch when you say "touch" but your lips touch when you say "separate" /music plays If you empty the vacuum cleaner are you the vacuum cleaner? /music plays A day can be sunny, but night can not be moony /music plays If you drop a bar of soap is the soap dirty or is the floor clean? /music plays If you spelt "incorrect" correctly, would it still be incorrect? /music plays They say actions speak louder than words, but isn't speaking an action? /music plays If you not supposed to talk to strangers.. how your suppose to meet new people?? /music plays Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix /music plays if you text purely emojis... is it still a text? /music plays Roses are red, but violets are violet /music plays the opposite of firefly is waterfall /music plays Do crabs think fish can fly? /music plays What if it's called sand because it's between the sea and the land? If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair? /music plays Monday is far from Friday, but Friday is close to Monday. /MUSIC PLAYS Do you need to do homework, if you are homeless? /music plays 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE Mobile Link: https://youtu.be/cU8HrO7XuiE Basically all comments for this video are something like these: what if the dog brings the stick back to you because they think you enjoy throwing it? /music plays When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach? /music plays If I asked for coal for Christmas, but was naughty all year, would I get coal? /music plays If a illegal immigrant fought a child molester would it be called "Alien vs. Predator?" /music plays if you kill yourself, you're the victim or the murder? /rip Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? /music plays My dog understands all my commands. But I never get what he wants when he barks. Does that make my dog smarter then me? /music plays If left is right, and right is wrong. Then Left is right which is wrong which makes it right, but left is right so right is left which makes left wrong which makes it right which is wrong /music plays In the word "scent", is the s or c silent? /music plays Your lips don't touch when you say "touch" but your lips touch when you say "separate" /music plays If you empty the vacuum cleaner are you the vacuum cleaner? /music plays A day can be sunny, but night can not be moony /music plays If you drop a bar of soap is the soap dirty or is the floor clean? /music plays If you spelt "incorrect" correctly, would it still be incorrect? /music plays They say actions speak louder than words, but isn't speaking an action? /music plays If you not supposed to talk to strangers.. how your suppose to meet new people?? /music plays Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix /music plays if you text purely emojis... is it still a text? /music plays Roses are red, but violets are violet /music plays the opposite of firefly is waterfall /music plays Do crabs think fish can fly? /music plays What if it's called sand because it's between the sea and the land? If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair? /music plays Monday is far from Friday, but Friday is close to Monday. /MUSIC PLAYS Do you need to do homework, if you are homeless? /music plays LOL I've seen a lot of those comments but also ones arguing about the meaning of vapor wave itself. Things about it showing bland, mass produced 80s pop slowed down because it's represents consumerism, materialism, it's anti industry and long comments from a bunch of pseudo intellectuals. It reminds me of the pop art movement in the 60s somewhat. Also the one with the illegal immigrant is ridiculous HA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nie Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 I just have to put this here. Have a look at this Instagram video Coldplay posted this evening. And keep focusing on the guy in the purple shirt. [MEDIA=instagram]BV0KH1LFtFL[/MEDIA] Mobile Link: https://www.instagram.com/p/BV0KH1LFtFL/ He really gets out of synch and realizes it just when Chris sings "oh lets go back to the start" [emoji16] 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ran away Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE Mobile Link: https://youtu.be/cU8HrO7XuiE Basically all comments for this video are something like these: what if the dog brings the stick back to you because they think you enjoy throwing it? /music plays When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach? /music plays If I asked for coal for Christmas, but was naughty all year, would I get coal? /music plays If a illegal immigrant fought a child molester would it be called "Alien vs. Predator?" /music plays if you kill yourself, you're the victim or the murder? /rip Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? /music plays My dog understands all my commands. But I never get what he wants when he barks. Does that make my dog smarter then me? /music plays If left is right, and right is wrong. Then Left is right which is wrong which makes it right, but left is right so right is left which makes left wrong which makes it right which is wrong /music plays In the word "scent", is the s or c silent? /music plays Your lips don't touch when you say "touch" but your lips touch when you say "separate" /music plays If you empty the vacuum cleaner are you the vacuum cleaner? /music plays A day can be sunny, but night can not be moony /music plays If you drop a bar of soap is the soap dirty or is the floor clean? /music plays If you spelt "incorrect" correctly, would it still be incorrect? /music plays They say actions speak louder than words, but isn't speaking an action? /music plays If you not supposed to talk to strangers.. how your suppose to meet new people?? /music plays Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix /music plays if you text purely emojis... is it still a text? /music plays Roses are red, but violets are violet /music plays the opposite of firefly is waterfall /music plays Do crabs think fish can fly? /music plays What if it's called sand because it's between the sea and the land? If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair? /music plays Monday is far from Friday, but Friday is close to Monday. /MUSIC PLAYS Do you need to do homework, if you are homeless? /music plays OMG some of these are really good :joy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMDB9 Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 I just have to put this here. Have a look at this Instagram video Coldplay posted this evening. And keep focusing on the guy in the purple shirt. [MEDIA=instagram]BV0KH1LFtFL[/MEDIA] Mobile Link: https://www.instagram.com/p/BV0KH1LFtFL/ He really gets out of synch and realizes it just when Chris sings "oh lets go back to the start" [emoji16] I liked the snapchat story from today where there is a guy right in the front who obviously was dragged there by his wife/girlfriend/friend and she is singing along and he is just staring into the camera like he cant believe someone is videoing him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Miss Coldplay Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Sent from my GT-I9195 using Coldplaying mobile app 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guy42 Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 I just have to put this here. Have a look at this Instagram video Coldplay posted this evening. And keep focusing on the guy in the purple shirt. [MEDIA=instagram]BV0KH1LFtFL[/MEDIA] Mobile Link: https://www.instagram.com/p/BV0KH1LFtFL/ He really gets out of synch and realizes it just when Chris sings "oh lets go back to the start" [emoji16] Haha! But to be fair the back of the crowd gets out of sync with the front as well. I liked the snapchat story from today where there is a guy right in the front who obviously was dragged there by his wife/girlfriend/friend and she is singing along and he is just staring into the camera like he cant believe someone is videoing him. Yeah, I saw that one too :D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplayisawesome Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Sent from my GT-I9195 using Coldplaying mobile app is it true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Miss Coldplay Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 is it true? Mmm hmmm [emoji23] x Sent from my GT-I9195 using Coldplaying mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 It's like a low budget Apparatjik 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guy42 Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guy42 Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 I recently read a joke that goes like this: A group of girls were advised that they need to bite their lip to look more attractive. They followed the advice; the problem is that nobody told them they need to bite the lower one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nie Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 A little typo [emoji16] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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