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I'm lonely :(

In a world :(

Where no1 luvs miii :(

I just made up those lyrics

oh god i'm so good

k

i basically wanna go to school to find a boyfriend

but if coldplaying can find me one

then i can just go back to living under a rock

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requirements

1) You have to be around my age

unless ur hot

2) your name has to not suck

im not dating no 'francis' or 'edgar'

brents a dumb name too

3) your iq has to not suck

110+ pls

130-135 is ok

don't be like 160 because that would make me feel inferior

and making a woman feel inferior is WRONG

4) look something like this

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5) be kinda mature

so we can talk about politics and global warming and shit like that

 

 

 

 

 

you know what i don't care

i just don't

if you look ok

i'm just that desperate

i want a boyfriend :bigcry:

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brent looks like a greek god of sex ok

yeah

Anthony Vantwinkerbell's neck has STD's all over it. This should be part of one of your requirements, no STD necks.

it's psoriasis i think

AND YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU DON'T HAVE IT **** :veryangry::veryangry::veryangry:

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