P.s, not sure if you were being sarcastic

 

[video=youtube;mSy5mEcmgwU]

sarcasm has a lot to do with tone and body language, it's hard to measure over the internet purely through words, and given I don't have a scientific devices to program the probability of this person, whom I don't know, as being funny or not, it's hard to judge haha

yes illuminati is not real so are the masons ,skull and bones society ,everything is ok,governments aren't corrupt ,there is no poverty, no wars and everything is just fine

 

http://www.roncero.org/nothing.jpg

i love illuminati

please tell me more :wacky:

http://imgur.com/a/xhkQm

 

^possible nsfw

At the beginning you see the skull(skull n bones society) and the hats with the all seeing eye in the bottom....why do such things occur lately so frequently in coldplay videos ?

 

You should use your eye for detail to finally find your penis.

It's in your pants

 

Where's that thanks button when you need it

ffs why do you try so hard to redicule me i bet you looked up for yourselves how much the music industry is full of this crap symbolism that repeats itself over and over again,what bothers me is that coldplay is my favorite band and i hope they dont believe that some triangle with an eye in it will sell them albums thats it.

P.S. http://imgur.com/a/xhkQm that is funny as hell and lol its safe for viewing (doesnt even have tits)

P.P.S. i still didn't find it

lol, remember all the fuss around major minus

P.P.S. i still didn't find it

shall I help you find it

 

 

 

 

maybe your penis was chosen for being part of the illuminati

 

 

HE HAZ IT

 

 

 

that's how sneaky illuminati is dood

oh my god that photo is pure gold

Can't unsee

The fuck did i just see

always knew Mickey was gay...he holds it like a pro

 

batman that was gold i have to admit

The fuck did i just see

the penis

batman that was gold i have to admit

Wait, are you saying Coldplay are NOT Illuminati?:shocked2: I will have to stop listening to their music then. :thinking:

 

In case you do not have a joke-detector:

No, I am not serious.

There are no Illuminati anyway

*practices secret handshake*

 

 

 

 

*clears throat*

 

 

 

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the penis

 

Oh

Thanks Obama

 

http://imgur.com/a/xhkQm

 

^possible nsfw

 

Omg this is funny as hell! Hahahahaha