April 12, 201412 yr Last time I dared poke my head round the corner of the lounge door, it was a bit of a serious place, so no offence taken if this isn't your kind of question. What would you have though? Here's a list of some good ones. Power mimicry/absorption/theft: take the powers of others Telekinesis: move things with your mind Telepathy: hear the thoughts of others Invisibility: become invisible Phasing: move through solid objects Precognition: see the future Chronokinesis: bend time to your will Pyrokinesis: control fire Electrokinesis: control electricity Teleportation: move to another place instantaneously Superspeed: move quickly Enhanced strength: not in a Hulk way, just you're really strong Flight: yeah Cellular regeneration: repair your body when it's injured Shapeshifting: change your appearance Illusion-casting: bend light around you to change what people see, but not actually physically change anything Persuasion: make anyone do anything for you Weather control: summon storms and shit Empathic manipulation: the ability to change people's emotions Alchemy: turn items to gold Dream control: control the dreams of others, not yourself Only pick one, or add your own. Go!
April 12, 201412 yr Flight. The other things are practical and also kind of epic, but flying is the one thing I would never get tired of. NEVER.
April 13, 201412 yr The power to unclog my toilet in a single plunge. For real my toilet could get clogged from a mouse dropping. I F**king hate it. Flooded my bathroom just the other day. Spent hours plunging.
April 13, 201412 yr Last time I dared poke my head round the corner of the lounge door, it was a bit of a serious place, so no offence taken if this isn't your kind of question. What would you have though? Here's a list of some good ones. Power mimicry/absorption/theft: take the powers of others Telekinesis: move things with your mind Telepathy: hear the thoughts of others Invisibility: become invisible Phasing: move through solid objects Precognition: see the future Chronokinesis: bend time to your will Pyrokinesis: control fire Electrokinesis: control electricity Teleportation: move to another place instantaneously Superspeed: move quickly Enhanced strength: not in a Hulk way, just you're really strong Flight: yeah Cellular regeneration: repair your body when it's injured Shapeshifting: change your appearance Illusion-casting: bend light around you to change what people see, but not actually physically change anything Persuasion: make anyone do anything for you Weather control: summon storms and shit Empathic manipulation: the ability to change people's emotions Alchemy: turn items to gold Dream control: control the dreams of others, not yourself Only pick one, or add your own. Go! I thought that one was the power to fix my cell phone after I drop it in the toilet after hours of plunging.
April 13, 201412 yr It's hard to choose between flying and teleportation, but I think teleportation is more useful
April 13, 201412 yr This seems like it's gonna be a good thread I was originally thinking telepathy, but that's probably not the best of ideas for a pessimistic person like myself. So definitely teleportation.
April 13, 201412 yr I would say Time Travel I've always loved Back to the Future and I'd just love to go back and forth, see what once was and what's to come
April 13, 201412 yr I would love to hear other people's thoughts, but only if I could turn it off so I won't go insane. If that's not an option I'd pick time traveling. Where do I place my order?
April 13, 201412 yr Additional boon of teleportation: want to see someone? Distance is no longer a problem, just zoop right over! *zoop* No need for cars or public transport anymore! As long as you don't have to do something absurd like picture in exact detail where you want to go. My memory is shocking. Come to think of it, would we have to hide these superpowers from the non-gifted?
April 13, 201412 yr Additional boon of teleportation: want to see someone? Distance is no longer a problem, just zoop right over! *zoop* No need for cars or public transport anymore! As long as you don't have to do something absurd like picture in exact detail where you want to go. My memory is shocking. Come to think of it, would we have to hide these superpowers from the non-gifted? What I would like to know if you can take people with you. Like, if you touch somebody and then teleport, does this person also get teleported? OMG you could totally start like your own traveling business and teleport people everywhere in an instant and get loads of cash :wideeyed:
April 13, 201412 yr Author Whether or not people knew of your powers or not, there'd always be people out to kill/lab-test evolved humans. The idea with all of these powers is that they're made possible by the power of your mind. You think, "I'd really like to know someone's thoughts," and you can. Or, "I wish I was in London at this specific place," and you are. If you have the ability to fly, you don't contract hypothermia from the colder reaches of the atmosphere, you just feel the sensation of flying and control where you go with your mind. There shouldn't be any logistical technicalities to superpowers, right?
April 13, 201412 yr Author Personally though, I'd go for illusion casting, simply because you make anyone believe anything. You could make your date believe you're more attractive. You could make a flight attendant believe you have a ticket. You could make your car look like a Ferrari. You could paint the walls of your room every day of the week. You could make a man in a shop believe that what you just handed him was £8,000 for a new suit. You could make the stewards at concerts believe that you're the performer; hell, if you can bend light, you can probably bend it around yourself so that you can appear invisible. You wouldn't need to speed up time, because you'd just live the life doing whatever you wanted to, whenever you wanted to.
April 13, 201412 yr Personally though, I'd go for illusion casting, simply because you make anyone believe anything. You could make your date believe you're more attractive. You could make a flight attendant believe you have a ticket. You could make your car look like a Ferrari. You could paint the walls of your room every day of the week. You could make a man in a shop believe that what you just handed him was £8,000 for a new suit. You could make the stewards at concerts believe that you're the performer; hell, if you can bend light, you can probably bend it around yourself so that you can appear invisible. You wouldn't need to speed up time, because you'd just live the life doing whatever you wanted to, whenever you wanted to. In other words, you could just cheat your way through life :charming:
April 13, 201412 yr Chronokinesis is exactly what I need in my life :dazzled: But considering all the ideas, I would probably go for teleportation. :nod: I was also thinking that flying would be AMAZING, but ugh it would be horrible for my hair :sick:
April 13, 201412 yr but ugh it would be horrible for my hair :sick: :lol: That's such a lady thing to say! :laugh3:
April 13, 201412 yr Can we form a Coldplaying Justice League? The SuperFans!! Can I be Matt McGinn's sidecick?;))
April 14, 201412 yr Can we form a Coldplaying Justice League? As long as I am the boss, sure :batman:
April 14, 201412 yr Judging by the responses in this thread, we'd just be a league of teleporting lardbuckets
April 14, 201412 yr Judging by the responses in this thread, we'd just be a league of teleporting lardbucketslolya :awesome: we would...escape from villains :| yay :|
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