Valleyboy Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 ha, i think it is time to share my ultimate pimp secrets. Thom's secret list of pick up lines -If I was the last man on Earth, I bet you would kiss me in public! -A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?" -Are you free tonight or will it cost me? -Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk? -Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours? -You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really nad. -That's amazing! You're eyes are the exact same color as my porsche! -Hey, I'm writing a love letter to you, how exactly do you spell BEAUTIFUL? -If it started to rain, would you come under my unbrella? -Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. -Hey, I'm in a rock band! -How are you? ["Fine"] Darn right you are. -I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. -See my friend over there? (he waves sheepishly from afar) Well, he wants to know if you think I'm cute! -I bet you a dollar I can kiss you without touching you. (kiss) Here's your dollar. -Hey, normaly I charge girls when they kiss me, but for you I'll make an exeption. - -Kiss me if I'm wrong but haven't we met before? -Wanna get some pizza and KISS?... No!? you don't like pizza?!! -hey girls, each of you pick a number between 1 & 100. you win! (kiss the girl who's the hottest and run) -Kiss me if I am wrong, but you want to go out with me, don't you... -I am a magical being, I command you to kiss me. NOW! (stretch your arms out and wiggle your fingers) -Why are you ignoring me? You haven't said a word to me all day! -Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers. -Are my undies showing? "No." Would you like them to? -Hey, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease... (To be continued) :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettercat Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk? hahaha Wanna get some pizza and KISS?... No!? you don't like pizza?!! hahahaha Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers. rofl :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bart Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 :) :) :) :) great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soleil Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you" - i really think you should try this sometime.. :lol: "See my friend over there? (he waves sheepishly from afar) Well, he wants to know if you think I'm cute!" :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBerry Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 :lol: :lol: Can´t believe you use those lines Thom ! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 So, you like sex? That works everytime, mainly because im so pretty :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBerry Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 -Hey, I'm in a rock band! ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsBerry Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Hey Eric, still playing Bass ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LiquidSky Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Hey Eric' date=' still playing Bass ?[/quote'] as always my band is full of bums though i should find a new one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet One Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Hey, I'm in a rock band! That would work for me. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cristiane Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 hmmm *Email to a friend* ;) :lol: Do u know what i mean? hehe i think someone will kill me today! :embarrased: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hicksy Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 that sig is like :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noni Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 It's grrrrreat, Thom!!! 'I'm the answer to your prayers'... :lol: :lol: :lol: I have a question: could I take some and try to use? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idsadmin Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 ha, i think it is time to share my ultimate pimp secrets. Thom's secret list of pick up lines -If I was the last man on Earth, I bet you would kiss me in public! -A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?" -Are you free tonight or will it cost me? -Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk? -Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours? -You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really nad. -That's amazing! You're eyes are the exact same color as my porsche! -Hey, I'm writing a love letter to you, how exactly do you spell BEAUTIFUL? -If it started to rain, would you come under my unbrella? -Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. -Hey, I'm in a rock band! -How are you? ["Fine"] Darn right you are. -I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. -See my friend over there? (he waves sheepishly from afar) Well, he wants to know if you think I'm cute! -I bet you a dollar I can kiss you without touching you. (kiss) Here's your dollar. -Hey, normaly I charge girls when they kiss me, but for you I'll make an exeption. - -Kiss me if I'm wrong but haven't we met before? -Wanna get some pizza and KISS?... No!? you don't like pizza?!! -hey girls, each of you pick a number between 1 & 100. you win! (kiss the girl who's the hottest and run) -Kiss me if I am wrong, but you want to go out with me, don't you... -I am a magical being, I command you to kiss me. NOW! (stretch your arms out and wiggle your fingers) -Why are you ignoring me? You haven't said a word to me all day! -Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers. -Are my undies showing? "No." Would you like them to? -Hey, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease... (To be continued) :cool: What....he wouldn't use the windex one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_scorcho Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
::Hayley:: Posted March 21, 2004 Share Posted March 21, 2004 -How are you? ["Fine"] Darn right you are. ha hahahahhahaahhahhaha :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valleyboy Posted March 22, 2004 Author Share Posted March 22, 2004 WOULDN'T WE LOOK CUTE ON A WEEDING CAKE TOGETHER? - Stand still so i can pick you up Part 2 - - Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you? - I'm sorry, I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women! - Did you know that kissing prolongs life? - Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to kiss me?!?! I thought you knew! - Would you like to help me with my self esteem? - Achoo! Sorry, i must be alergic to your good looks! - I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night? - You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime - What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. - Excuse me, but you have a "dickfor" on your head. [What's a "dick for"?] I'll show you. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityandColour Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 - I'm sorry, I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women! - You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime Hahahaha! :lol: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
::Hayley:: Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 WOULDN'T WE LOOK CUTE ON A WEEDING CAKE TOGETHER? - Stand still so i can pick you up Part 2 - - Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you? - I'm sorry, I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women! - Did you know that kissing prolongs life? - Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to kiss me?!?! I thought you knew! - Would you like to help me with my self esteem? - Achoo! Sorry, i must be alergic to your good looks! - I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night? - You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime - What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. - Excuse me, but you have a "dickfor" on your head. [What's a "dick for"?] I'll show you. :cool: ohh very smart :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidIntel Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 - What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name :lol: I like that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cristiane Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 that sig is like :stunned: Yes....you know......i love him so much! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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