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Stand still so I can pick you up!

Valleyboy
in The Lounge

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ha, i think it is time to share my ultimate pimp secrets.

 

Thom's secret list of pick up lines

 

-If I was the last man on Earth, I bet you would kiss me in public!

-A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

-Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

-Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?

-Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?

-You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really nad.

-That's amazing! You're eyes are the exact same color as my porsche!

-Hey, I'm writing a love letter to you, how exactly do you spell BEAUTIFUL?

-If it started to rain, would you come under my unbrella?

-Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

-Hey, I'm in a rock band!

-How are you? ["Fine"] Darn right you are.

-I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

-See my friend over there? (he waves sheepishly from afar) Well, he wants to know if you think I'm cute!

-I bet you a dollar I can kiss you without touching you. (kiss) Here's your dollar.

-Hey, normaly I charge girls when they kiss me, but for you I'll make an exeption. -

-Kiss me if I'm wrong but haven't we met before?

-Wanna get some pizza and KISS?... No!? you don't like pizza?!!

-hey girls, each of you pick a number between 1 & 100. you win! (kiss the girl who's the hottest and run)

-Kiss me if I am wrong, but you want to go out with me, don't you...

-I am a magical being, I command you to kiss me. NOW! (stretch your arms out and wiggle your fingers)

-Why are you ignoring me? You haven't said a word to me all day!

-Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

-Are my undies showing? "No." Would you like them to?

-Hey, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease...

 

(To be continued)

:cool:

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?

hahaha

Wanna get some pizza and KISS?... No!? you don't like pizza?!!

hahahaha

Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

rofl :lol:

:) :) :) :) great

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you"

 

- i really think you should try this sometime.. :lol:

 

"See my friend over there? (he waves sheepishly from afar) Well, he wants to know if you think I'm cute!"

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

 

Can´t believe you use those lines Thom ! :lol: :lol:

So, you like sex?

 

 

That works everytime, mainly because im so pretty :kiss:

:lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey, I'm in a rock band!

 

That would work for me. :D

hmmm *Email to a friend* ;) :lol: Do u know what i mean? hehe i think someone will kill me today! :embarrased:

that sig is like :stunned:

It's grrrrreat, Thom!!! 'I'm the answer to your prayers'... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I have a question: could I take some and try to use?

ha, i think it is time to share my ultimate pimp secrets.

 

Thom's secret list of pick up lines

 

-If I was the last man on Earth, I bet you would kiss me in public!

-A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

-Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

-Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?

-Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?

-You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really nad.

-That's amazing! You're eyes are the exact same color as my porsche!

-Hey, I'm writing a love letter to you, how exactly do you spell BEAUTIFUL?

-If it started to rain, would you come under my unbrella?

-Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

-Hey, I'm in a rock band!

-How are you? ["Fine"] Darn right you are.

-I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

-See my friend over there? (he waves sheepishly from afar) Well, he wants to know if you think I'm cute!

-I bet you a dollar I can kiss you without touching you. (kiss) Here's your dollar.

-Hey, normaly I charge girls when they kiss me, but for you I'll make an exeption. -

-Kiss me if I'm wrong but haven't we met before?

-Wanna get some pizza and KISS?... No!? you don't like pizza?!!

-hey girls, each of you pick a number between 1 & 100. you win! (kiss the girl who's the hottest and run)

-Kiss me if I am wrong, but you want to go out with me, don't you...

-I am a magical being, I command you to kiss me. NOW! (stretch your arms out and wiggle your fingers)

-Why are you ignoring me? You haven't said a word to me all day!

-Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

-Are my undies showing? "No." Would you like them to?

-Hey, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease...

 

(To be continued)

:cool:

 

What....he wouldn't use the windex one?

-How are you? ["Fine"] Darn right you are.

 

ha

 

hahahahhahaahhahhaha :cool:

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WOULDN'T WE LOOK CUTE ON A WEEDING CAKE TOGETHER?

- Stand still so i can pick you up Part 2 -

 

- Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you?

- I'm sorry, I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women!

- Did you know that kissing prolongs life?

- Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to kiss me?!?! I thought you knew!

- Would you like to help me with my self esteem?

- Achoo! Sorry, i must be alergic to your good looks!

- I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

- You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime

- What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.

- Excuse me, but you have a "dickfor" on your head. [What's a "dick for"?] I'll show you. :cool:

- I'm sorry, I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women!

- You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime

 

Hahahaha! :lol:

 

:D

WOULDN'T WE LOOK CUTE ON A WEEDING CAKE TOGETHER?

- Stand still so i can pick you up Part 2 -

 

- Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you?

- I'm sorry, I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women!

- Did you know that kissing prolongs life?

- Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to kiss me?!?! I thought you knew!

- Would you like to help me with my self esteem?

- Achoo! Sorry, i must be alergic to your good looks!

- I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

- You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime

- What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.

- Excuse me, but you have a "dickfor" on your head. [What's a "dick for"?] I'll show you. :cool:

 

ohh very smart :D

- What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name

:lol: I like that one!

that sig is like :stunned:

 

Yes....you know......i love him so much! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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