Back off. If you wanna annoy people, annoy me, not her.

 

Anyway, this has gone on long enough. Let's get back to the peaceful state of mind of 3 pages back :lol:

 

Something is lost in translation here. "colon whatever colon" gives you exactly :whatever: I have no idea what you're talking about.

How nice! :|

Sorry obviously ignorant, I have no idea what you are on about.. ? I take it I am a colon?? Does that mean I am full of shite?

 

Thanks.. Lovely...

 

Back to Chris...

 

It seems like I've upset the cool kids in the class? See above. My post was explaining what the emoticon means. Nothing else.

Oh, I see. So the emoticon implies absolutely nothing except 'whatever', even though it obviously shows a very particular sexual act :lol: Okay. Sure. Lez be BFFs! :nice:

 

 

 

And now.. SERIOUSLY. Back to Mr. Martin!

Something is lost in translation here. "colon whatever colon" gives you exactly :whatever: I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

I think colon means something else! And that whatever smiley is a smiley to express the word w@nker.

I don't want to be a cool kid.. I wanna be a CAR KID.. stamps feet.. throw toys out of pram...

 

Seriously though.. back to Chris.. and has anyone noticed the key words in this forum??

 

canvas, chris, dines, gorgeous, martin, official, pictures, post, sexy, stroll, tall, yoga, zuma

 

HAHA.. I think Eli's pic spam got lost.. lets right that wrong shall we??

 

 

Tadaaaa! Le picspam!

 

 

 

'So you say that girls will be lining up for us in 10 years? You sure bout that?' Chris

 

Cute Chris

 

Beautiful Chris

 

Chris in the wild :lol:

 

Picture perfect Chris

 

Crashed Chris

 

Creepay Chris

 

DAT TONGUE

 

'Well, I believe the true philosophic meaning behind Clocks.... OOH CANDIES!' Chris

 

Chrisception

 

Not sure what kind of emotion this is, but gonna post it anyway

 

Evil mastermind Chris

 

Awkward soccer moves Chris

 

LOL

 

Happy Chris (the best kind of Chris there is)

 

Seductive Chris (the second best kind of Chris there is)

 

Hypnotizing Chris

 

'Trying to be polite but gets denied' Chris

 

Incredibly attractive Chris :lol:

 

Little Noises Chris

 

Bunch of sexy cuties

 

Chris looking a bit lost

 

Too awesome to be left out

 

Not entirely sure how to caption this :laugh3:

 

'One does not easily distract the Champion' Chris

 

:dazzled:

 

Little partyanimal

 

Little partyanimal's backside

 

Crashcourse 'How to ruin a perfectly nice photograph' by Chris Martin

 

Very good amateurphoto:)

 

'Scooooooore!' Chris

 

Just sitting in the sky

 

:wink3:

 

'Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, YEAH' Chris

 

Which reminds me..

 

SWOON.

 

Not sure how to caption this one :sneaky: :laugh3:

 

Just because.. well.. you know. :angel:

 

'Shouldn't you be doing usefull stuff instead of hangin' around in this thread?' Chris

 

 

That's all, folks!

 

 

Wait, no. I forgot the piece de resistance!!:stunned:

 

 

There. Done :wideeyed:

 

 

 

the Peice of resistance is VERY lovely!!

:annoyed::saw::evilgrin:

It seems like I've upset the cool kids in the class? See above. My post was explaining what the emoticon means. Nothing else.

 

WELL NOW...... I was the COOLest Kid in the class, then YOU put me on your ignore list..... YOU can put them in the corner like ya did me, BUT we are still the COOlest kids in the class:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think colon means something else! And that whatever smiley is a smiley to express the word w@nker.

 

Where I am from it means Wacking off:lol:

And now.. SERIOUSLY. Back to Mr. Martin!

 

Your wish is my command :nice:

 

One of my favourite Chris photos!

 

Yup, that's also how I read the smiley. I was already a bit shocked to see V using that smiley tbh! But I guess she meant whatever and used the whatever smiley without knowing that it really stands for ******. Good to see it was like that :)

 

And I boo-hoo the censuur that does not let you say ****** but allows fucktard/masturbator, etc

Your wish is my command :nice:

 

REALLY? I'll remember that :lol:

 

Why thank you.. what a gorgeous pic! Let me post one back that's very high on my list :wink3:

I think colon means something else! And that whatever smiley is a smiley to express the word w@nker.

 

I was going to type whatever, then decided to look on the emoticon page to see if there was an equivalent and found it. No, I do not insult people. I argue a lot, but insults I don't do.

REALLY? I'll remember that :lol:

 

Shit! :laugh3:

Where I am from it means Wacking off:lol:

 

Same here.. we call it something different but hey...

 

:annoyed::saw::evilgrin:

 

WELL NOW...... I was the COOLest Kid in the class, then YOU put me on your ignore list..... YOU can put them in the corner like ya did me, BUT we are still the COOlest kids in the class:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOL.. in the corner?? Theres no corner big enough... ! LOL!

 

REALLY? I'll remember that :lol:

 

hahahaha.. Tash.. you might live to regret that statement! hahaha.. :laugh3: Can't wait for Holland now! LOL..:sneaky:

Where I am from it means Wacking off:lol:

 

 

That's what I thought too.

 

 

and for the Brits here, why can't you say W*****?

Snaps fingers...HELLO Do I need to translate:laugh3:

 

 

and for the Brits here, why can't you say W*****?

 

Probably for the same reason you can't type c u n t normally, silly English people :lol:

And 'ass' does not exist. It's 'arse'. :lol:

Yummy Yummy Yummy I got love in my tummy.....

 

 

 

 

Oh, I see. So the emoticon implies absolutely nothing except 'whatever', even though it obviously shows a very particular sexual act :lol: Okay. Sure. Lez be BFFs! :nice:

 

 

 

And now.. SERIOUSLY. Back to Mr. Martin!

 

That's exactly what it means and I had to look it up. No, I'm not looking for BFFs but I don't like slander either.

You have eyes, right? Can't you see that emoticon is jerking off? :lol:

47:07 - 47:30 :nice:

 

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That's what I thought too.

 

 

and for the Brits here, why can't you say W*****?

 

LOL No idea.. I used stars for the vowels.. W*nk*r... I guess Ian doesn't want us all being rude to one another.. Oh wait... that worked then.. LOL

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

Probably for the same reason you can't type c u n t normally, silly English people :lol:

 

 

Wait a moment here! LOL.. :P:laugh3:

 

And 'ass' does not exist. It's 'arse'. :lol:

 

OF COURSE Ass exists!

 

 

A very cute ASS there...:laugh3:

 

Yummy Yummy Yummy I got love in my tummy.....

 

 

 

 

 

Mmmm me too! :heart:

You have eyes, right? Can't you see that emoticon is jerking off? :lol:

 

I see rolling eyes and a hand playing an instrument. I have a very clean mind, I guess.

I see rolling eyes and a hand playing an instrument.

 

Interesting instrument :lol: