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Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris

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You know, some days you go to work and come back to NOTHING on the thread. Some days apparently you go to work and come back to Ellen seemingly whacking off (American here), tons of HOT Chrissy pics (which I haven't gotten through yet) and talk of c u n t s and [email protected] K isn't even here!! :laugh3:

 

I'm here! I heard the Pervy Signal!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Damn!

 

Here it comes boys and girls!

 

 

just look it up on urbandictionary.com if you don't know what it means yet and you really want to know :p

 

Nah-ah, miss Moderator! That's not explaining, that's referring :lol:

 

It's okay though.. you don't have to do it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But I will remember this :evilgrin:

Lesson from the Ignore room......

 

wanking off, jerking off, spanking the monkey, masturbating, tossing off, beating off, self pleasure, boredom killer, and finally cause it tis good..... :vuvuzela::bliss::chris: OK I shall go, I have made a mockery of this.....:lol:

 

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Yes, I reserve the right to make fun of Chris' girlie shirt and call it a blouse without being lectured about it.

Until I became a Coldplay fan, I had never heard of the w.... word and I'm only learning today that it has to do with sex. This all might sound strange to you but it is the truth.

 

It's not about the word, it's about the gesture...

Yes, I reserve the right to make fun of Chris' girlie shirt and call it a blouse without being lectured about it.

Until I became a Coldplay fan, I had never heard of the w.... word and I'm only learning today that it has to do with sex. This all might sound strange to you but it is the truth.

 

 

 

Well what do the french call the W word??

It's not about the word, it's about the gesture...

 

I've already addressed the gesture. Now I'm going for a walk.

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Stop thinking for me please, thanks in advance.

 

 

Back on topic!

 

Rodin - The Thinker

 

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more as Moses curly hair by Michelangelo. Moses is a rather sexually expressive, he had even put the horns.

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So happy viva la vida yum

 

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^ Lol, so Moses was horny? :inquisitive::lol:

 

 

 

Wow.. this thread.. I usually only laugh this hard when I'm drunk :laugh3:

Chris looks rediculously good here :dazzled:

 

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Well.. all of them do actually. In this shot as well..

 

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But this one is just... :drunk:

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Hello people. :D

 

I'm laughing my ass off !! :laugh3: You are just awesome (well most of you are awesome) :lol:

 

I really can't say much more !!

 

 

Still laughing.... :laugh3:

 

Tadaaaa! Le picspam!

 

 

 

'So you say that girls will be lining up for us in 10 years? You sure bout that?' Chris

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Cute Chris

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Beautiful Chris

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Chris in the wild :lol:

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Picture perfect Chris

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Crashed Chris

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Creepay Chris

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DAT TONGUE

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'Well, I believe the true philosophic meaning behind Clocks.... OOH CANDIES!' Chris

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Chrisception

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Not sure what kind of emotion this is, but gonna post it anyway

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Evil mastermind Chris

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Awkward soccer moves Chris

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LOL

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Happy Chris (the best kind of Chris there is)

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Seductive Chris (the second best kind of Chris there is)

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Hypnotizing Chris

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'Trying to be polite but gets denied' Chris

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Incredibly attractive Chris :lol:

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Little Noises Chris

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Bunch of sexy cuties

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Chris looking a bit lost

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Too awesome to be left out

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Not entirely sure how to caption this :laugh3:

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'One does not easily distract the Champion' Chris

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:dazzled:

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Little partyanimal

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Little partyanimal's backside

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Crashcourse 'How to ruin a perfectly nice photograph' by Chris Martin

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Very good amateurphoto:)

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'Scooooooore!' Chris

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Just sitting in the sky

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:wink3:

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'Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, YEAH' Chris

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Which reminds me..

 

SWOON.

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Not sure how to caption this one :sneaky: :laugh3:

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Just because.. well.. you know. :angel:

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'Shouldn't you be doing usefull stuff instead of hangin' around in this thread?' Chris

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That's all, folks!

 

 

Wait, no. I forgot the piece de resistance!!:stunned:

 

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There. Done :wideeyed:

 

GAAAAAAAAAAAH THANK YOUUUU :dazzled:

^ Lol, so Moses was horny? :inquisitive::lol:

 

 

 

Wow.. this thread.. I usually only laugh this hard when I'm drunk :laugh3:

 

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BAAAM pregnant for the second time!

 

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chris: i didnt do anything :confused:

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me: you think?????

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Awww, you have to be a cool kid to hang out here???

 

*leaves thread*

 

Nooo don't leave.... ! Not cool.. just kids.. and we're all kids here as evidenced by the 'playground' we are inhabiting tonight LOL...

 

 

 

I'm here! I heard the Pervy Signal!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

K Runs to give a big hug.. we missed you SO much! :kiss:

 

 

You know, some days you go to work and come back to NOTHING on the thread. Some days apparently you go to work and come back to Ellen seemingly whacking off (American here), tons of HOT Chrissy pics (which I haven't gotten through yet) and talk of c u n t s and [email protected] K isn't even here!! :laugh3:

 

 

SHE IS! well she was.. I think she came in specially to join our.. playground...

 

Well what do the french call the W word??

 

Le dirty? :lol:

 

Le Wankeeer..?

 

LOL I am re-reading some of these posts and kiling myself laughing..

Chris looks rediculously good here :dazzled:

 

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Well.. all of them do actually. In this shot as well..

 

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But this one is just... :drunk:

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Some of my favourites there.. as you well know ;)

 

Hello people. :D

 

I'm laughing my ass off !! :laugh3: You are just awesome (well most of you are awesome) :lol:

 

I really can't say much more !!

 

 

Still laughing.... :laugh3:

 

 

GAAAAAAAAAAAH THANK YOUUUU :dazzled:

 

Hey Mara! :) welcome to the playground.. :laugh3:

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:wink3: First thing I thought of was John jacob jingle Himer smit.. why I have no idea:lol:

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BAAAM pregnant for the second time!

 

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chris: i didnt do anything :confused:

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me: you think?????

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OHHHHH HOLYCAKE !!!!!!

:o :o :o :o

 

Hey Mara! :) welcome to the playground.. :laugh3:

 

Hahha thank you very much !!!! I had some fun reading this :lol:

You are just awesome (well most of you are awesome) :lol:

 

That made me think of this:

 

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That made me think of this:

 

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:awesome:

 

 

 

:smug: Why thank-you so much, Tash, your so sweet:lol:

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