Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris

[Kristal Siderglace]

And I'm pretty sure that the 'Biggest perv' award will be given to somebody in this thread. We have been CRAZY this year :laugh3:

 

We should win as thread :laugh3:

 

 

link

 

 

:wacky:

 

Nice trunk :sneaky:

 

 

...Well you know what awards I would like to win :smug::sneaky:

 

 

I know the feeling, damn school! I miss being here more often :(

YAY I'm so looking forward to that :charming:

 

wec are in 3! :(

 

Hello, Chrissey-girls! I'm here to sell my vote...er, um, what I meant to say is I'm here to fairly and objectively decide who to vote Biggest Chris Fan through a process of thoughtful, careful, analytical...

 

Meh. Who am I kidding?? I'm here to sell my vote!:lol:

 

(I like chocolate chip, thank you.;))

 

Dear Tracie,

even if you already know you have my vote let me explain why you should vote for me in a rand..coff...perv...coff...om category

 

 

 

:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

 

 

 

 

Where is the "Coldplayer who goes the craziest over Haiti Chris?" That was so my category. :laugh3:

I already know where you'll have my vore buddy :wink3::sneaky:

 

Ellen, we know what you're doing! :lol:

:nod::lol:

 

 

 

link

 

There I died.

First two rhings I saw when I woke up.

NOT.FAIR.

:dead:

 

 

Vote Tash for GOD!!!

 

THIS.

 

And you can feel Jonny is like: *Don't look behind you, don't look at him, don't look at him, don't look at him...:bomb: *

 

:laugh3:

 

:lol::laugh3::sneaky:

 

HAHAHAHA girls, you are killing me :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

 

Oh, and... Hi *waves* I don't know if I've ever posted in here :curtain:

 

Wellcome Dany :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

[Comicforce]

:wink3: Had to post again..................... HOLY FUCKBALLS.....

 

 

 

I mean Holy FuckBalls!!!!

 

THAT is a very good adjective... and one I must use from now on..

 

Oh dear me did I post that photo again.. woops.. :angel:

 

So, uh, yeah, I haven't properly fangirled in this thread. :|

But I did, really, on Twitter.

 

 

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

WAT WHAT HAPPENED

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW IT

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

OHMYFUCKINGOD

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

MOTHER OF ABS

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

OHFUCK

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

OHMYGOD

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

OH THE HEART ATTACK

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

OMYGOD IM NEARLY SOBBING

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

OH THE V THE V!!!!!!!!!!!

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

OHYGOD

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

@EllenofChina I just saw it....I'm tweeting this from heaven (i hope)....for I am dead

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

OHFUCK MYHEART

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

YUMMYYYYYYYYYY

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

@Coldplay Chris: Congratulations. You've managed to make thousands of fangirls faint, you won't be bothered with them for a while. #jogging

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

@GwynethPaltrow Congratulations https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/542850_487953927911137_906728488_n.jpg …

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

@EllenofChina OH THAT V

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

Jesus Christ.

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

@EllenofChina OH THE ABS OHMYGOD DONT I CANT EVEN OHMY

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

NOW I KNOW THAT IF I SEE THIS ON TUESDAY NIGHT AT THE CINEMA, I *WONT* SURVIVE

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

@coldplay Would you help us solve this debate ? Is it a tattoo or a necklace on Chris' chest ? https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/542850_487953927911137_906728488_n.jpg … #icantbelievemyself

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

OHMYEYES

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

EYES! STOP GOING DOWN TOWARDS THE V ZONE! THAT IS DANGEROUS! NO! NO DON'T EV....AAAAAAAAA #joggingpic #shirtlessChris

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

:dead:

 

 

:nice:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

OH WHY!

i'm in library, and i saw on facebook and clicked to that link to see what are they doing...

 

my concentration has gone........................

:bomb:

 

Well think of it like this Ceren.. comets only fly over once or twice in a lifetime.. if that.. so.. you know you can think of it in a scientific way if it helps..? :laugh3:

 

So, now I think we can all agree 100% that Chris is NOT tubby, right ? :P

 

HAHA.. well we already did of course.. but YES.. we can all agree.. 100% !

 

 

Hellooooo :blush:

 

Hi Imke :P :heart:

 

HAHAHAHA girls, you are killing me :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

 

Oh, and... Hi *waves* I don't know if I've ever posted in here :curtain:

 

What never? Are you sure? why not? LOL.. anyway welcome in then... :laugh3:

 

K.. you are of COURSE our Perv of the year.. Do you want a banner? LOL..

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

[PrincessofChina]

Yoooo multiquote coming up :lol:

 

N'AAAAAAWWHHHHHHH :wacky:

 

 

link

FUCK. YES. FUCK YES.

 

WHERE CAN I BUY ONE OF THESE?

 

 

&Thank you Celine, for pointing out that there's also a head on that photo. I genuinely hadn't really noticed yet :drunk:

 

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I second that.

 

I guess Ellen saw the photo:

 

HOLYFUCKINGSHIT

SHIRTLESS. PHOTO. HELP ME.

CAN SOMEBODY GIVE THAT PHOTOGRAPHER AN AWARD!

I can't cope. I can't. Shit. Fuck. Marry me, man!

 

:lol:

:whistle:

 

Believe me Ellen saw it.. she's at work LOL.. I think she is having a heart attack, but probably be OK... eventually..

Make that hearattackS. Thank God I was on my break and on my own when I saw it.. it'd be very hard to explain to my bosses where the squeeing and gasping and spasms came from :wideeyed:

 

^^ fdneiowahj30rn'lmdv'lkdasjc0328er=3jrdeolnmo[dijhc0n2]

pj3d0]2h1fd34ekgjfoni3e8u9398-r09nvl'km023u093i4-093nA)D*YU*^&Yjn3r0[jfcn08yu

Amen. Amen sister.

 

Sexiest. man. ever. :dead:

:nod::nod::nod::nod:

 

 

COME ON CHRIS THAT V IS SO WELL SHAPED IT IS RIDICULOUS

I've always had a thing for V-shapes, they're incredibly sexy. But this one. Oh this one. How can something so beautiful be a humanoid? :wink3:

 

The V is the Vector to the HolyLand:lol:

OH WELL SAID. WELL SAID. *APPLAUSE*

 

And now I need a minute to gather my thoughts and type 'em in. Cause honestly, I'm all over the freaking place :lol:

[PrincessofChina]

I'm surprised that nobody has made an Iron Man joke about the location of that necklace thingy. Same location, same kind of shape!

 

 

Kristal, I'm dissapointed in ya :laugh3:

[Accola]

^ Iron Martin? :wink3:

[Coeurli]

PrincessofChina

V. That is all.

 

:lol: Excellent!

[Dany93]

Wellcome Dany :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

 

Thanks :laugh3:

 

What never? Are you sure? why not? LOL.. anyway welcome in then... :laugh3::

 

I have no idea, I always read and lol but I never post here :lol: thanks :D

 

 

I keep finding comments about V on Twitter, and I understand them even if they're in Spanish... Way to improve my studies :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[PrincessofChina]

Iron Martin? :wink3:

 

EXACTLY :charming:

[Kristal Siderglace]

I'm surprised that nobody has made an Iron Man joke about the location of that necklace thingy. Same location, same kind of shape!

 

 

Kristal, I'm dissapointed in ya :laugh3:

 

I was trying to not remember to myself that a random skinny perfect blond lady has them both :cry:

 

 

But as Accola pointed we already know that Chris is made by iron...everywhere :sneaky:

[Kristal Siderglace]

 

K.. you are of COURSE our Perv of the year.. Do you want a banner? LOL..

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

 

Can I have one with his dick in hd please, pretty please? :rolleyes:

[PrincessofChina]

^ Meet the perv of the year, people :nod:

[Coeurli]

Ohdeargod :lol:

[Dany93]

It's her, no question :no: :laugh3:

[Kristal Siderglace]

^ Meet the perv of the year, people :nod:

 

Ohdeargod :lol:

 

It's her, no question :no: :laugh3:

 

Vote for me...come to my side...we have sandwiches, chocolate sauce, whipped cream, mayonnaise and cakes :wink3::wink3::sneaky:

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[PrincessofChina]

Ok so I typed this really really really long V-post. And then my internet decided to give up.

 

And now it's goneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :bigcry:

 

In a nutshell:

 

OMGHOLYSHITINTHENAMEOFALLTHATISSACRED I WANT TO DO HIM!

Sex on legs. He is sex. If sex was a person, he'd be it. SEX.

Can I haz him?

Let me haz him.

Why is there only one of him?

God I hate limited editions.

Ma-ma-ma-madness.

This calls for Yes.

Ooooooooooh yes.

Sexual frustration everywhere

:wideeyed:

*tilts head and looks again*

HHNNGGHHHH :bomb:

It's better without all the other distracting stuffs, isn't it? :laugh3:

I will never be able to write that paper tonight. Not ever.

HALP.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Coeurli]

^Ohboy :lol:

 

UGH NOW I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT, ELLEN! :angry: I have to study! :angry:

[PrincessofChina]

Only one solution.

 

Let's NOT study together :awesome:

[Coeurli]

^:awesome:

 

Oh, wait. I know what I'm gonna do. :wideeyed:

I have to start preparing my 1st CPing birthday :awesome:

[Kristal Siderglace]

Ok so I typed this really really really long V-post. And then my internet decided to give up.

 

And now it's goneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :bigcry:

 

In a nutshell:

 

OMGHOLYSHITINTHENAMEOFALLTHATISSACRED I WANT TO DO HIM!

Sex on legs. He is sex. If sex was a person, he'd be it. SEX.

Can I haz him?

Let me haz him.

Why is there only one of him?

God I hate limited editions.

Ma-ma-ma-madness.

This calls for Yes.

Ooooooooooh yes.

Sexual frustration everywhere

:wideeyed:

*tilts head and looks again*

HHNNGGHHHH :bomb:

It's better without all the other distracting stuffs, isn't it? :laugh3:

I will never be able to write that paper tonight. Not ever.

HALP.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Damn you E...I still have my bathrobe on but I already need another cold shower

 

 

To clean my soul

 

 

Or a hot one...alone with my thoughts :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

IfYaKnowWhatIMean

 

 

 

 

[Coeurli]

^ hahaha :lol::lol:

[Comicforce]

Can I have one with his dick in hd please, pretty please? :rolleyes:

 

 

HAHAHAAAA! Well.. I can try! ROFL..

 

Vote for me...come to my side...we have sandwiches, chocolate sauce, whipped cream, mayonnaise and cakes :wink3::wink3::sneaky:

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

LOL! I need to make you girls your own siggys.. LOL

 

 

Ok so I typed this really really really long V-post. And then my internet decided to give up.

 

And now it's goneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :bigcry:

 

In a nutshell:

 

OMGHOLYSHITINTHENAMEOFALLTHATISSACRED I WANT TO DO HIM!

Sex on legs. He is sex. If sex was a person, he'd be it. SEX.

Can I haz him?

Let me haz him.

Why is there only one of him?

God I hate limited editions.

Ma-ma-ma-madness.

This calls for Yes.

Ooooooooooh yes.

Sexual frustration everywhere

:wideeyed:

*tilts head and looks again*

HHNNGGHHHH :bomb:

It's better without all the other distracting stuffs, isn't it? :laugh3:

I will never be able to write that paper tonight. Not ever.

HALP.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^:awesome:

 

Oh, wait. I know what I'm gonna do. :wideeyed:

I have to start preparing my 1st CPing birthday :awesome:

 

AWESOME IS true... Stands up and applauds Ellen.. You summed us all up this afternoon....

 

Damn you E...I still have my bathrobe on but I already need another cold shower

 

 

To clean my soul

 

 

Or a hot one...alone with my thoughts :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

IfYaKnowWhatIMean

 

 

 

 

 

Definitely Perv of the year.. any year! :laugh3:

[Clairounette]

Death of Clairounette : 19h07

THIS thread OMFG!

[PrincessofChina]

CAN'T FOCUS :bomb:

 

Edit:

Death of Clairounette : 19h07

THIS thread OMFG!

HAHAHAHAHA.. poor honey honey

[DiOli05]

I keep staring at it!!!!

 

 

 

[zzz]

Remind me, why is this thread exploding again? :P