^i just had to put it on there

 

 

His eyes are so scarily beautiful!!!!

^i just had to put it on there

 

 

His eyes are so scarily beautiful!!!!

 

:D yes they're beautiful but one blue eye always remind me the guy from the clockwork orange :lol:

i'm scared of him :|

Geez, I think I passed out about 24 hours ago and have just made it back...I think this thread needs an r rating...

 

anyone want another look?! :D

 

 

wonder what happened to his underwear? :sneaky:

 

Don't even...just...that's one of the first things I thought when I saw it and just...don't....aaaaargh :dead:

 

THIS.. I have to leave the thread now.. I have things to do.. and I can't...

 

OK too late.. dammit

Don't even...just...that's one of the first things I thought when I saw it and just...don't....aaaaargh :dead:

 

Me too. I've talked of whether he was going commando many, many, many, many times since this photo came out. :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

STOP PLANTING THAT IDEA IN MY BRAIN!!! :wideeyed: :lol:

That photo is so incredible that I actually shared it on FACEBOOK. I NEVER share that kind of pic on Fb. It says something :nod:

Me too. I've talked of whether he was going commando many, many, many, many times since this photo came out. :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Oh yes? Who with? :angel: :P

STOP PLANTING THAT IDEA IN MY BRAIN!!! :wideeyed: :lol:

 

You know it was in there anyway! :laugh3:

 

wonder what happened to his underwear? :sneaky:

 

This is what I said yesterday to Row! The spring of his short pants seems a little loose...like they will nearly take of running... :dead:

 

That photo is so incredible that I actually shared it on FACEBOOK.

 

me too :dead:

This is what I said yesterday to Row! The spring of his short pants seems a little loose...like they will nearly take of running... :dead:

 

 

 

me too :dead:

 

OMG K! haha.. your avatar! :laugh3::laugh3:

OMG K! haha.. your avatar! :laugh3::laugh3:

 

I know I should have extended the invitation also to Jonny...:sneaky:

 

 

It fits so well with the siggy you made for me :dazzled:

Chris is perfect.

Geez, I think I passed out about 24 hours ago and have just made it back...I think this thread needs an r rating...

 

anyone want another look?! :D

 

 

wonder what happened to his underwear? :sneaky:

 

Don't even...just...that's one of the first things I thought when I saw it and just...don't....aaaaargh :dead:

 

THIS.. I have to leave the thread now.. I have things to do.. and I can't...

 

OK too late.. dammit

 

Me too. I've talked of whether he was going commando many, many, many, many times since this photo came out. :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

This is what I said yesterday to Row! The spring of his short pants seems a little loose...like they will nearly take of running... :dead:

 

 

 

me too :dead:

 

OMFG you can't write those things right now that I.... I....

 

 

I've just eaten a banana :blank:

 

 

 

 

...But that was one of my first thoughts yesterday too, 'cause... Apart from the pants seeming a bit loose... If you really look below, you can just...

 

See it. There. :blank:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I NEED A COLD SHOWER TOO, now.

OMFG you can't write those things right now that I.... I....

 

 

I've just eaten a banana :blank:

 

 

 

 

...But that was one of my first thoughts yesterday too, 'cause... Apart from the pants seeming a bit loose... If you really look below, you can just...

 

See it. There. :blank:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I NEED A COLD SHOWER TOO, now.

 

 

:nod:

 

I bet he has no underwear :nod:

 

 

 

I NEED A COLD SHOWER TOO, now.

 

Cold, cold water bring me 'round

Now my feet won't touch the ground

Cold, cold water what you say?

It's such, it's such a perfect MAN :lol:

^ :lol:

 

:nod:

 

I bet he has no underwear :nod:

 

:nod:

Is there anything not perfect about Chris Martin?

He's the most gorgeous, talented, sweetest, funniest man in the world :heart:

...But that was one of my first thoughts yesterday too, 'cause... Apart from the pants seeming a bit loose... If you really look below, you can just...

 

See it. There. :blank:

Yeah :|

 

:dead:

^ And if it's so, well... I'd say...

 

 

 

 

 

The 'big feet' thing...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It seems true :blank:

 

 

 

 

 

whatswrongwithmetoday:uhoh:

 

 

^ And if it's so, well... I'd say...

 

 

 

 

 

The 'big feet' thing...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It seems true :blank:

 

 

 

 

 

whatswrongwithmetoday:uhoh:

 

Yeah :|

 

:dead:

Hey girls! Ohhhh the madness in here. I obviously saw V pic, but couldn't comment yesterday. NOW IT'S MY TURN TEEEEHEEHE. Prepare for crazy multi quoting.

 

Someone close my mouth please I can't :drunk:

THIS

 

OH MY GOD

 

 

 

 

and if I'd met him on the street like that, I think it would look like this:

 

 

Sorry fot this gif spam, but it's the most amazing, beautiful photo I've ever seen.

 

THIS

 

Why would he get a tattoo there?

 

Sharon did you not even SEE the shirtless one??

 

 

In case anyone missed it

:D

 

Sexiest. man. ever. :dead:

:nod: :nod:

 

So, uh, yeah, I haven't properly fangirled in this thread. :|

But I did, really, on Twitter.

 

 

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

WAT WHAT HAPPENED

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW IT

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

OHMYFUCKINGOD

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

MOTHER OF ABS

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

OHFUCK

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

OHMYGOD

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

OH THE HEART ATTACK

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

OMYGOD IM NEARLY SOBBING

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

OH THE V THE V!!!!!!!!!!!

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

OHYGOD

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

@EllenofChina I just saw it....I'm tweeting this from heaven (i hope)....for I am dead

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

OHFUCK MYHEART

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

YUMMYYYYYYYYYY

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

@Coldplay Chris: Congratulations. You've managed to make thousands of fangirls faint, you won't be bothered with them for a while. #jogging

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

@GwynethPaltrow Congratulations https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/542850_487953927911137_906728488_n.jpg …

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

@EllenofChina OH THAT V

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

Jesus Christ.

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

@EllenofChina OH THE ABS OHMYGOD DONT I CANT EVEN OHMY

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

NOW I KNOW THAT IF I SEE THIS ON TUESDAY NIGHT AT THE CINEMA, I *WONT* SURVIVE

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

@coldplay Would you help us solve this debate ? Is it a tattoo or a necklace on Chris' chest ? https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/542850_487953927911137_906728488_n.jpg … #icantbelievemyself

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

OHMYEYES

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

EYES! STOP GOING DOWN TOWARDS THE V ZONE! THAT IS DANGEROUS! NO! NO DON'T EV....AAAAAAAAA #joggingpic #shirtlessChris

Coeurli ‏@Coeurli

:dead:

 

 

:nice:

HAHAHHAHAHA BRILLIANT! You even tweeted Gwyneth ahahhahahha :lol:

 

Vote for me...come to my side...we have sandwiches, chocolate sauce, whipped cream, mayonnaise and cakes :wink3::wink3::sneaky:

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

NO WORRIES K, you have my vote :sneaky:

 

Ok so I typed this really really really long V-post. And then my internet decided to give up.

 

And now it's goneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :bigcry:

 

In a nutshell:

 

OMGHOLYSHITINTHENAMEOFALLTHATISSACRED I WANT TO DO HIM!

Sex on legs. He is sex. If sex was a person, he'd be it. SEX.

Can I haz him?

Let me haz him.

Why is there only one of him?

God I hate limited editions.

Ma-ma-ma-madness.

This calls for Yes.

Ooooooooooh yes.

Sexual frustration everywhere

:wideeyed:

*tilts head and looks again*

HHNNGGHHHH :bomb:

It's better without all the other distracting stuffs, isn't it? :laugh3:

I will never be able to write that paper tonight. Not ever.

HALP.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hahahhahahahahahaha :laugh3:

 

CLICK ON THE SPOILERS IF YOU WANNA DIE AGAIN OKAY!

 

 

 

Woops :whistle:

 

:awesome:

 

 

 

 

Okay then :cheesy:

 

 

 

 

 

^^ :lol:

 

Our favourite songs today:

 

 

"'Cause I feel LOOOOOW ..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

YES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A RUSH OF BLOOD TO THE HEAD

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HURTS LIKE HEAVEN

 

 

 

 

.... Oh, and I forgot:

 

 

THE HARDEST PART

 

 

Especially a certain line........

Don't forget LHUNA. Trust me, it's effective. I did that yesterday.

 

Gaaaaaaaaaaaah :dazzled:

 

Chris met some fans today!

x

:dazzled:

 

WOAH. NEEDS A COLD SHOWER.

 

One of my favorite MX era photos :wacky:

haaaaayyy :dazzled:

 

:blank:

 

 

I know I keep resposting this every other month or so.. but I think there are worse things in this world than seeing this over and over again :wacko:

 

I'm sorry.. I'm finally done with exams and papers, trying to catch up on my daily dose of the random hot dude :lol:

 

WHOA THERE!! Fangirls have come very close to keeling over all around the world today. It's not going to take much to send us over, and you come along and post these? After I got my pulse under control, I felt I should bring these back out just in case. Here you go.

 

 

 

You make an excellent case, by the way. But Exhibit V....whew....how low can the shorts go?

 

I perhaps should have put a warning sign. :P I know it was very inconsiderate of me. :shame: BUT it was quite an enjoyable set of pictures. :D

 

Sorry? No you aren't ! :laugh3: You're not sorry one bit.. and neither are we! :wink3:

 

 

 

Okay you're right! I'm not. :lol: