Oh Chris. You are a peculiar one.

 

He makes that fudge look so damn good....he should make a move into advertisements....lol.....

Steven Seagull....ahfeck....he is funny HA HA....not funny peculiar....ahhhhh [emoji5]️

yeah, this is a great idea! and here is one of my favorites

 

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yeah, this is a great idea! and here is one of my favorites

 

[video=youtube;4XRo_Oxibeo]

 

[video=youtube;0Gf0hn3tvkA]

 

Wow he's really cheeky and charismatic. And I think he might be too competitive during those cricket games. XD

 

He's ambidextrous?

Well, look what Ryan Seacrest just tweeted

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/tbt?src=hash">#tbt</a> to my <a href="https://twitter.com/ALT987fm">@alt987fm</a> days w/ <a href="https://twitter.com/coldplay">@coldplay</a> and 3 mystic tans too many. via <a href="https://twitter.com/AimieVF">@aimievf</a> <a href="http://t.co/wfkvHzI6qb">pic.twitter.com/wfkvHzI6qb</a></p>— Ryan Seacrest (@RyanSeacrest) <a href="https://twitter.com/RyanSeacrest/status/591362408918028289">April 23, 2015</a></blockquote>

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the yummiest chris martin of all time

what the heck is that rumor :smartass:

 

'There's definite chemistry!' Gillian Anderson 'asks Chris Martin out on a date'

 

I am not even gonna post it here :smartass::smartass:

One of my favourite Chris interviews is definitely the one on Enough Rope in 2006. [video=youtube;K7CQWJ1oK0g]

One of my favourite Chris interviews is definitely the one on Enough Rope in 2006. [video=youtube;K7CQWJ1oK0g]

 

I laugh my sorry butt off everytime I watch this one.

 

what the heck is that rumor :smartass:

 

'There's definite chemistry!' Gillian Anderson 'asks Chris Martin out on a date'

 

I am not even gonna post it here :smartass::smartass:

 

SHUT UP DAILY MAIL

 

 

we all know Chris is gonna marry Jonny in a couple of months =D

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Somebody know why chris have a scar on his neck?

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Somebody know why chris have a scar on his neck?

 

In Chris' own words....The singer was also asked if he has any scars with a story behind them, to which he answered, "I have a big scar on my neck, a Harry Potter lightning bolt. I had surgery when I was 11 -- I had a lump removed -- but it was in the west of England, where surgery was like a pitchfork and some bailing twine. When I came back, my dad was like, 'What have they done?' I love it, though." http://www.1057thepoint.com/news/music-news/coldplay-singer-talks-favorite-scar-strangest-place-he-ever-woke

he is currently in London

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-partner="tweetdeck"><p>Out with clients today, trust <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/chrismartin?src=hash">#chrismartin</a> to be late! <a href="https://twitter.com/coldplay">@coldplay</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/paradiselondon?src=hash">#paradiselondon</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/coldplay?src=hash">#coldplay</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/london?src=hash">#london</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/design?src=hash">#design</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/agency?src=hash">#agency</a> <a href="http://t.co/ijlP79oFAV">pic.twitter.com/ijlP79oFAV</a></p>— Paradise London (@ParadiseLDN) <a href="https://twitter.com/ParadiseLDN/status/592782449337311234">April 27, 2015</a></blockquote>

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SHUT UP DAILY MAIL

 

 

we all know Chris is gonna marry Jonny in a couple of months =D

 

I dedicate this nice gif to all paparazzi & tabloids :wacky:

 

 

& :nod:

 

 

 

nah, it's never gonna happen :disappointed:

So apparently Chris is in London now then? Good for him :smug:

 

But....

 

His hair :lol:

 

Has he just waken up with that hair? :uhoh:

 

Or

 

Chris,

 

I'd prefer your hair like dis

 

 

:heart:

 

#justsayin

So apparently Chris is in London now then? Good for him :smug:

 

But....

 

His hair :lol:

 

Has he just waken up with that hair? :uhoh:

 

Or

 

Chris,

 

I'd prefer your hair like dis

 

 

:heart:

 

#justsayin

 

I like the bedroom hair....mmmmm....also means it's getting longer again....double mmmmmmm....[emoji4]

So apparently Chris is in London now then? Good for him :smug:

 

But....

 

His hair :lol:

 

Has he just waken up with that hair? :uhoh:

 

Or

 

Chris,

 

I'd prefer your hair like dis

 

 

:heart:

 

#justsayin

Doo0d how is he supposed to have his hair like that ^ when it just isn't long enough yet? :lol: That's how short curly hair looks like LOL

I dedicate this nice gif to all paparazzi & tabloids :wacky:

 

 

& :nod:

 

 

 

nah, it's never gonna happen :disappointed:

 

:awesome:

 

&

 

 

one day my friend

 

 

 

 

 

ONE DAY

So apparently Chris is in London now then? Good for him :smug:

 

But....

 

His hair :lol:

 

Has he just waken up with that hair? :uhoh:

 

Or

 

Chris,

 

I'd prefer your hair like dis

 

 

:heart:

 

#justsayin

 

I prefer this one. ¡Viva!

Guyz

 

His hair like dis is so...

 

Freaking

 

 

:smug: :heart:

 

Lyk seriously

 

 

:dazzled:

 

I mean his hairstyle is so..

 

 

As he kind of nodded at me too :lol: :P

I like 3 of his hairstyles but i'm too tired and lazy to find the pics :lol:

 

- Viva curly :dazzled::dazzled: (remember that one show outside of the BBC HQ? :awesome: PERFECT curls :awesome: )

- very very short à la AROBTTH or like when he cut his hair in 2008 and then for another tour, i think it was 2010? (but NOT bold-like like back in Parachutes) :dazzled::dazzled:

- short but growing back in kind of a curly way (so not MX, but more like post MX after we haven't seen him in a while, or January 2009 when he did all that radio promotion) :dazzled::dazzled:

 

that is so incredibly specific but i'm pretty sure this is the only place where i know you know what i'm talking about :lol:

I like 3 of his hairstyles but i'm too tired and lazy to find the pics :lol:

 

- Viva curly :dazzled::dazzled: (remember that one show outside of the BBC HQ? :awesome: PERFECT curls :awesome: )

YES

- very very short à la AROBTTH or like when he cut his hair in 2008 and then for another tour, i think it was 2010? (but NOT bold-like like back in Parachutes) :dazzled::dazzled:

YES²

- short but growing back in kind of a curly way (so not MX, but more like post MX after we haven't seen him in a while, or January 2009 when he did all that radio promotion) :dazzled::dazzled:

YES³

 

that is so incredibly specific but i'm pretty sure this is the only place where i know you know what i'm talking about :lol:

 

HAHAHAH yes, this is the place to go where you can mention random dates and places as orientation guides for a man's haircut LMAO

My all time favourite is this haircut / BEARD :

 

 

 

 

 

this asshole has GOLDEN HAIR, and a freaking gorgeously luscious beard, and HE SHAVES IT ALL OFF.

 

WHY

 

Seriously, if he would start growing some manly man beard (like Will for example), I'd probably ... malfunction and forget how to human :dead:

New to this craziness but already lovin it. ..

 

My favorite has to be the viva curls and the speed of sound/fix you early x&y hair.

My all time favourite is this haircut / BEARD :

 

 

 

 

 

this asshole has GOLDEN HAIR, and a freaking gorgeously luscious beard, and HE SHAVES IT ALL OFF.

 

WHY

 

Seriously, if he would start growing some manly man beard (like Will for example), I'd probably ... malfunction and forget how to human :dead:

 

Oh my. Sweet mother. Perfection....followed by many expletives entered here...seriously illegal [emoji600][emoji599][emoji600][emoji602][emoji91]

:curtain:oh my goodness:omgomg::dazzled::loveshower:

 

 

Holy poop this is a good photo. I could paint this. The angling of his head, lighting and and facial textures are nice.

Holy poop this is a good photo. I could paint this. The angling of his head, lighting and and facial textures are nice.

 

Hmmmm it would be nice. I'd need the real model though....[emoji6] Just so it could be done properly and all....[emoji439][emoji108]

Holy poop this is a good photo. I could paint this. The angling of his head, lighting and and facial textures are nice.

 

:wideeyed:

 

 

 

It's REALLY nice, isn't it? I'm also quite inspired to capture this perfectness in some sort of artistic form lol