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I remember she used to like it! She had a Martini on her phone background and would draw it all over her books. It was pretty cool actually. Speaking of Martinis...

 

Has anyone heard when people mock Apple - they call her "Apple Martini"? :cry: People could be so annoying sometimes.

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well when people like joke about other people, there's nothing we can do :dozey:

 

anyways people use to confuse my surname always

:dozey: so when someone ask me my surname and get it right i wonder how she/he does hehe :lol:

 

here people use to talk about coldplay always with the line 'the singer who is married with the oscar-winner celebrity gwyneth.. who gave birth of her named girl apple' press here always joke about the name like 'manzanita, what a name!' or stuff like this.. is boring always the same :/

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I remember she used to like it! She had a Martini on her phone background and would draw it all over her books. It was pretty cool actually. Speaking of Martinis...

 

Has anyone heard when people mock Apple - they call her "Apple Martini"? :cry: People could be so annoying sometimes.

 

 

oooh, i could go for an apple martini right now. ;)

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yeah!! sorry!! I already correct it.. :blush: :blush:

 

but it can be his thumb also.. I mean, I dont think she care about who´s the owner, but the finger!! :lol:

 

 

The boat behind: Zu

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look what I founded....is so funny!!!!!!!

 

Chris: (eating an apple) "What should we call her?"

Gwyneth: (looks around the room) "I dunno... shoe?"

Chris: (looks around as well) "How abooooouut..... Wallpaper?"

Gwyneth: "Now who calls a baby girl Wallpaper??"

Chris: "You're right. It's silly. Hey, I got one. How about Make Trade Fair?

MakeTradeFair Martin?"

Gwyneth: "Now you're overdoing it Chris"

Chris: "How about Banana"

Gwyneth: "Or Orange"

Chris: (chokes in apple with laughter) "Jesus Christ... Orange? I'm choking in my apple here!"

Gwyneth: "What did you just say?"

Chris: "I'm not calling the girl Jesus Christ, Gwynnie..."

Gwyneth: "No, AFTER that"

Chris: "Choke?"

Gwyneth: "Apple!"

Chris: "Apple?"

Gwyneth: Apple, Chris!"

Chris: (long silence)

Gwyneth: "Well?"

Chris: "Ehm... Apple of my Eye. That makes sense"

Gwyneth: "So what do you think?"

Chris: (smiling) "Let's do it. Let's call our baby girl Apple. How original"

Gwyneth: "I love you Chris""

Chris: "Wait, let me finish my apple first"

 

5 Minutes later

 

Chris: "I love you Gwyneth"

Apple: (in the background) "@#&*!!"

 

 

That was very veeeery funny.....buenísimo...jajaja

I want to be an Applean!! jajaja

Bue...

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