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Anybody have that quote where Jonny talks about being a shoe salesman? :lol: I've been looking but I can't find it for the life o' me.

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I think you're talking about that,so there you go :smiley:

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6. Interviewer: If you were going to have a secret alter identity, what would it be?

Jonny: Sell shoes I think. I just love shoes you know? I love smelling them, talking about them.

Chris: Talking to them?

Jonny: Yeah, theyโ€™re your only friends sometimes โ€“ a good pair of shoes.

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I think you're talking about that,so there you go :smiley:

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6. Interviewer: If you were going to have a secret alter identity, what would it be?

Jonny: Sell shoes I think. I just love shoes you know? I love smelling them, talking about them.

Chris: Talking to them?

Jonny: Yeah, theyโ€™re your only friends sometimes โ€“ a good pair of shoes.

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is this a video??:smiley:

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Q: Are you any good at sex yet?

CM: Nope.

Q: Still useless at it.

CM: Yep.

Q: Rubbish in the sack?

CM: Rubbish.

Q: Really bad?

CM: Yep.

Q: Got a girlfriend?

CM: Nope.

Q: Perhaps you should go out with girls who have more pronunceable names?

CM: How do you mean?

Q: Unlike, say, Imbruglia.

CM: I never went out with her.

Q: Does she keep in touch?

CM No, she doesn't.

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Made me laugh anyway :lol:

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Q: Are you any good at sex yet?

CM: Nope.

Q: Still useless at it.

CM: Yep.

Q: Rubbish in the sack?

CM: Rubbish.

Q: Really bad?

CM: Yep.

Q: Got a girlfriend?

CM: Nope.

Q: Perhaps you should go out with girls who have more pronunceable names?

CM: How do you mean?

Q: Unlike, say, Imbruglia.

CM: I never went out with her.

Q: Does she keep in touch?

CM No, she doesn't.

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Made me laugh anyway :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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where from?

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I think you're talking about that,so there you go :smiley:

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6. Interviewer: If you were going to have a secret alter identity, what would it be?

Jonny: Sell shoes I think. I just love shoes you know? I love smelling them, talking about them.

Chris: Talking to them?

Jonny: Yeah, theyโ€™re your only friends sometimes โ€“ a good pair of shoes.

Thank you!! :lol:

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