June 22, 200323 yr my fav is one of the halloween specials 'time and punishment' where homer makes a time machine out of a toaster. homer: "ahhh, what a beautiful morning, i have a feeling today is going to be a good day!" bart: "DAD!! YOUR HAND IS CAUGHT IN THE TOASTER!!!" homer: "AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH" flails around for a while and finally flings the toaster off his hand across the room, then sits on the floor next to the fridge and rests lisa: "DAD ITS ON THERE AGAIN!" homer: "AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH"
June 22, 200323 yr more funny quotes that kill me....lol.. Homer: How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom! Beep! Honk! Honk! Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze! you know which one i can't remember well, it's from the halloween special, where marge is a witch, and at the end of the scene, homer is throwing eggs at the house in his genie costume, and says "come out we know your home, give us candy .. ( or somethin to that effect) .. and lisa goes "dad that's our house", town laughs... and homer screams, "get her! she's a witch!" .. lol... that was funny!!
June 22, 200323 yr Millhouse after that girl he liked got switched to an all girl's school. Ralph - There stands a broken man. Todd - It's recess everywhere except in his heart.
June 22, 200323 yr homer: bart! I can't find the remote I looked all over the house! bart: did you check your pocket?! (homer pulls the remote out of his pocket) ralph: I found a moon rock in my nose.... ralph: my cats breath smells like cat food (homer talking to his football team) homer: okay now here comes the hard part... the cuts. I only cut....you....you...you and....you. (Everyone else sighs in relief) homer: Okay now everyone can hit the showers. Except for you steven....your cut.
June 23, 200323 yr the end of that episode where bart and ralph are friends: leprachaun: "well done laddy, youve done a good deed today! now all you have to do is burn down the house.....BURN THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!" ralph: smiles happily
June 24, 200323 yr From the episode where Homer uses marijuana for medical purposes: Marge: "Homer, I'm starting to get worried...." Homer: "No need Marge, thanks to yes-I-cannabis I just got a promotion at work. WHOA! We have a kitchen!"
July 1, 200322 yr One of my Favourites: (Homer and Bart is putting glaze on one of the sofa-pillows) Marge; Why are you putting glaze on the sofa-pillow? Homer; Hm... I Could ask you the same thing! Marge; I think I'll leave you two alone... :lol: (..or something like that. I don't remember exactly..)
July 1, 200322 yr Another one: (Homer have got himself a new computer and he turns it on:) -Press ANY KEY- Homer: Where's the ANY key?! *scream* :lol:
July 1, 200322 yr haha, I remember that one! He put on loads of weight on purpose so he could stay at home and work! :lol:
July 2, 200322 yr -Press ANY KEY- Homer: Where's the ANY key?! *scream* i love that one! Homer: phew, all this work is making me thirsty, i think ill order a TAB *presses tab key* OH, no time for that, the computer is starting!
July 2, 200322 yr hahaha :lol: Anyone who remebers the episode were Homer smokes pot? And then he starts to sing "Smoke on the water". Thats one of my favorites :lol:
July 3, 200322 yr Homer finds some extra cash (in his pocket if i remember right) then says: Marge, send the kids to the neighbors, i'm coming home loaded! :lol: Homer heckling Ned from the bleachers: Flaaaaaaaderrrrs..Flaaaaaaanderrrs.. Millhouse naming himself Thrillhouse on some video game score list was pretty funny :) "The Foreign Kid" btw, is Uter, the German Exchange Student!
July 9, 200322 yr Homer (singing) -- "Simpson/Homer Simpson/ He's the greatest guy in history...From the/ Town of Springfield/ He's about to hit a chestnut tree..AAAHHH!" *crashes*
July 10, 200322 yr lol. these are all great! i still love the comic book guys "there is no emoticon to describe what i'm feeling!" the best. lmao.
July 11, 200322 yr lol. these are all great! i still love the comic book guys "there is no emoticon to describe what i'm feeling!" the best. lmao. :lol: :lol: That guy is awesome!! My fave character!
July 11, 200322 yr WORST EPISODE EVER! hahahahah The Comic Book guy yea, hahahaha, I always laugh when they show the outside of his shop and the name of his store "The Android Dungeon!" hahaha anyways. I heard this line yesterday, and I was cracking up. Grandpa Simpson "But son, the Simpson name is my legacy to you, I got it from my father, and he got it from hit father, and his father got it when he traded a mule for it. And that mule went on to win back Spring Break!" ahahhahahahah
July 14, 200322 yr More from Comic Book Guy!: "What's you're name?...Homer?...well excuse me "Homer," is you're name James Cameron or Ridley Scott?? No, it isn't.. so please kindly step away from my screenplay, thank you" :lol: "Since my breakfast burrito is rapidly congealing, i'll be blunt, i no longer have that item in question, bart simpson" VIVA Comic Book Guy!
July 14, 200322 yr Bart: Homer do you wear boxers or briefs? *Homer looks down* Homer: Nope! Witness protection guy: Ok Homer, when I nod my head and tap your leg and say Hell Mr Thompson, you say hello back. OK? Homer: OK WPG: *nods head, taps leg* Hello Mr thompson *Homer sits still* *long pause* *Homer looks to the other guy and says* Homer: I think he's talking to you. :lol: Scully: Homer this is a lie detector, it can detect when you lie. Do you understand? Homer: yes *lie detector goes boom* Mo: Barney show them the exit Barney: Theres a what now?
July 14, 200322 yr Scully: Homer this is a lie detector, it can detect when you lie. Do you understand? Homer: yes *lie detector goes boom* :lol: :lol: :lol:
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