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^Wow. could that Lainey chick radiate any MORE jealousy?? sad.

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Blaaaaaaaaah. Hate her.

 

Gwyn has filmed one film already this year and is lined up for at least two more, plus Iron Man promotion. There probably was a financial incentive, but she doesn't model for Estee Lauder anymore, plus maybe she wants to write about Dubai in a Goop in the furture.

 

Also some new pics in London on Tuesday. Moses is a little mini Chris :nice:

 

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/03/11/gwyneth-paltrow-laureus/

ahahha moses is all chris...look at his face expression!

My Friends brother goes to the school that they go to... they are so cute!

That would be amazing.But I think a certain someone would not necessarily agree

German style & gossip magazine "Gala" gave me a good laugh yesterday.

Saw the article in an office waiting room and removed the page to share it with you. :)

 

The title says "Consolation Patrol"

 

2zqy92o_th.jpg

 

The article in a whole is a joke, but here are the most funny parts:

1. Picture on the top says it's Gary.

2. I quote: "The fact that husband Chris never wanted to accompany her on the red carpet has always been a strain on the relationship."

3. I quote again: "The Coldplay tour is finished. Back in London, Chris will find that their home is being completely rebuilt. Gwyneth has ordered the craftsmen to turn their mansion in North London into a super-house with 33 rooms. Remains to be seen whether the couple can fill the void."

(Yes, he didn't know about that!!)

 

Google translate version of the article here.

 

There's a new article from today I found when looking for the online article.

This one makes it even more ridiculous because it's about a GOOP newsletter about food and mentions her eating so much... ending with the sentence:

"Maybe she's eating so much because she misses her husband and her children so much, who are in London." :lol:

hahaha.That's hilarious.I'm sure Chris did NOT know his house was being rebuilt.Obviously.

The title says "Consolation Patrol

 

'partol' is 'patrouille' in german?? It's the same word in french :D

 

Gala should hire us as informants... :rolleyes:

 

As for Gwyn's diet, I've started the Tracy Anderson's mat method (I gave up on the dance aerobic...too complicated :lol:). It's good for the arm section and legs but there is a lot of movements that I found not really good, meaning 'safe', (espacially for your back). Plus, she don't get much tips on how to get your posture right and her own posture is sometimes wrong (judging by what the few fitness trainer I've had the 'pleasure' to work with said about certain postures)... And the warm up is weird (not warm up for head, arms, ankles or shoulders..WTF is that ???) She's a former dancer and not a sport teacher and it shows.

It's not for people who never had fitness before and 4/6 times a week is just impossible to do!! (at least for someone with a normal schedule). The complete sequence (dance aerobic+mat method) takes more than 2 hours!!).

 

Gwyn said in the end of the video that she told her friends who don't have the time that 'you had to make it happen' but nobody has servants like her to do your chores while you're working out... :dozey:

:laugh3:

 

What a shit!!!

'partol' is 'patrouille' in german?? It's the same word in french :D

 

Gala should hire us as informants... :rolleyes:

 

As for Gwyn's diet, I've started the Tracy Anderson's mat method (I gave up on the dance aerobic...too complicated :lol:). It's good for the arm section and legs but there is a lot of movements that I found not really good, meaning 'safe', (espacially for your back). Plus, she don't get much tips on how to get your posture right and her own posture is sometimes wrong (judging by what the few fitness trainer I've had the 'pleasure' to work with said about certain postures)... And the warm up is weird (not warm up for head, arms, ankles or shoulders..WTF is that ???) She's a former dancer and not a sport teacher and it shows.

It's not for people who never had fitness before and 4/6 times a week is just impossible to do!! (at least for someone with a normal schedule). The complete sequence (dance aerobic+mat method) takes more than 2 hours!!).

 

Gwyn said in the end of the video that she told her friends who don't have the time that 'you had to make it happen' but nobody has servants like her to do your chores while you're working out... :dozey:

 

I just do the standing arm, standing abs and mat abs. I leave all the leg stuff because I walk at least 8 miles every day so figure my legs and butt are getting enough of a workout, especially in Sketchers Shape Ups. The arm work out is hard going at first but I can see it working. I agree the interview at the end is a little patronising, she can make it happen because she can buy time whilst the rest of us can't. Plus after 8 hours at work everyday the last thing you wanna do is work out when you get home.

 

German style & gossip magazine "Gala" gave me a good laugh yesterday.

Saw the article in an office waiting room and removed the page to share it with you. :)

 

The title says "Consolation Patrol"

 

2zqy92o_th.jpg

 

The article in a whole is a joke, but here are the most funny parts:

1. Picture on the top says it's Gary.

2. I quote: "The fact that husband Chris never wanted to accompany her on the red carpet has always been a strain on the relationship."

3. I quote again: "The Coldplay tour is finished. Back in London, Chris will find that their home is being completely rebuilt. Gwyneth has ordered the craftsmen to turn their mansion in North London into a super-house with 33 rooms. Remains to be seen whether the couple can fill the void."

(Yes, he didn't know about that!!)

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Chris goes away for two weeks and the whole house is remodelled? Where can I hire these builders?! :P

 

 

There's a new article from today I found when looking for the online article.

This one makes it even more ridiculous because it's about a GOOP newsletter about food and mentions her eating so much... ending with the sentence:

"Maybe she's eating so much because she misses her husband and her children so much, who are in London." :lol:

 

Hehe I saw that one, I made a little bit of fun of it too :P

 

Also new Goop about Nashville is pretty good: http://goop.com/newsletter/74/en/

 

P.S. The "bunch of musicians" she mentions going to the Station Inn with are Faith Hill, one of the Followill's and some guy from Coldplay :P http://www.foysnoise.com/blog/2010/2/28/nashville-part-i

 

P.S. The "bunch of musicians" she mentions going to the Station Inn with are Faith Hill, one of the Followill's and some guy from Coldplay :P http://www.foysnoise.com/blog/2010/2/28/nashville-part-i

Wonder wich KOL it was... Don't think it's Nathan, he didn't say anything on his tweeter (except being drunk all the time!)... Caleb is way too shy and secretive to hang out like that :thinking: so my bet is on Jared (Nathan once said he's the 'fangirl' type when he's meeting bands :lol: ). Don't see Matt doing this...

Wonder wich KOL it was... Don't think it's Nathan, he didn't say anything on his tweeter (except being drunk all the time!)... Caleb is way too shy and secretive to hang out like that :thinking: so my bet is on Jared (Nathan once said he's the 'fangirl' type when he's meeting bands :lol: ). Don't see Matt doing this...

 

Which one of them goes out with a model? I remember seeing a tweet about Chris and Gwyn going to dinner with him and his model girlfriend.

Which one of them goes out with a model? I remember seeing a tweet about Chris and Gwyn going to dinner with him and his model girlfriend.

 

Caleb is dating a model

That's our caleb :blush: I bet Chris spent the night telling him how he loves KOL!

Gwyneth is so brilliant for rebuilding their house without him knowing :blush:

At least we had a good laugh^^

Gwyneth Paltrow staying in London

 

Gwyneth Paltrow has laughed off speculation she wants to move back to America, insisting London is a ''great place'' to raise her family.

 

Gwyneth Paltrow has no intention of moving back to her native US.

 

The Oscar-winning actress - who lives in London with Coldplay frontman Chris Martin and their two children, Apple, five, and three-year-old Moses - insists her family are happy in the UK, dispelling rumours she is desperate to relocate to New York.

 

She said: "I am so not moving back to New York. We are all very happy in London - it's a great place to live and work and raise a family."

 

One of the reasons Gwyneth enjoys living in the British capital is the healthcare benefits it offers her children.

 

Talking about Great Ormond Street Hospital, which is specifically for sick kids, she told Britain's Hello! magazine: "Great Ormond Street is the kind of place, that if you are a mother raising your family in London, you are glad that it is there. It is such a brilliant hospital and they do such great work."

 

Last year, Gwyneth revealed her guilt at taking her children to New York as she filmed 'Iron Man 2'.

 

She said: "I'm feeling 'mother guilt' because my daughter is looking forward to going but my son says, 'I don't wanna leave my London house!' So I always feel pretty guilty about that. I try to say, 'We are gonna swim and it's going to be sunny!' "

http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/315280,gwyneth-paltrow-staying-in-london.html#ixzz0ivRTOSeq

 

Must be a new interview in Hello...will have to have a little look

Gwyneth Paltrow staying in London

 

Gwyneth Paltrow has laughed off speculation she wants to move back to America, insisting London is a ''great place'' to raise her family.

 

Gwyneth Paltrow has no intention of moving back to her native US.

 

The Oscar-winning actress - who lives in London with Coldplay frontman Chris Martin and their two children, Apple, five, and three-year-old Moses - insists her family are happy in the UK, dispelling rumours she is desperate to relocate to New York.

 

She said: "I am so not moving back to New York. We are all very happy in London - it's a great place to live and work and raise a family."

 

One of the reasons Gwyneth enjoys living in the British capital is the healthcare benefits it offers her children.

 

Talking about Great Ormond Street Hospital, which is specifically for sick kids, she told Britain's Hello! magazine: "Great Ormond Street is the kind of place, that if you are a mother raising your family in London, you are glad that it is there. It is such a brilliant hospital and they do such great work."

 

Last year, Gwyneth revealed her guilt at taking her children to New York as she filmed 'Iron Man 2'.

 

She said: "I'm feeling 'mother guilt' because my daughter is looking forward to going but my son says, 'I don't wanna leave my London house!' So I always feel pretty guilty about that. I try to say, 'We are gonna swim and it's going to be sunny!' "

http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/315280,gwyneth-paltrow-staying-in-london.html#ixzz0ivRTOSeq

 

Must be a new interview in Hello...will have to have a little look

 

London is the best city in the world, right?! ;)

 

Though personally I'd move as the area they are living in is quite hectic. There are nicer and more quiet locations in London...

I'd rather live in NYC, but hey ho :P

 

That being said, I do plan to one day live in London, it is an amazing city (just not quite as amazing as NY :P)

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