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Shit, Im so drunk...

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im at a party but IM playing Fix You so really high and its so breathtaking

 

^no shit sherlock :P

hahahahaha

 

well .. fix you is a great song.. hope you'd feel better soon :)

btw.. why are you on coldplaying if you are in a party?

There should be an entire Coldplaying secion dedicated to drunkness/highness

fix you and partying in the same sentence :thinking:

must explain why you're high :uhoh:

fix you and partying in the same sentence :thinking:

must explain why you're high :uhoh:

:laugh1:

fix you and partying in the same sentence :thinking:

must explain why you're high :uhoh:

 

what the foocking "Spooks" is going on?

fixed, mixed, sticked Lea is back :wideeyed:

 

sand-wich, sand-beach or slap a bitch? :smartass:

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,

Trash it, change it, mail- upgrade it,

Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,

Snap it, work it, quick- erase it,

Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,

Load it, check it, quick- rewrite it,

Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,

Drag and drop it, zip- unzip it,

Lock it, fill it, curl it, find it,

View it, coat it, jam- unlock it,

Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it, <-- pause**

Cross it, crack it, twitch- update it,

Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,

Scan it, send it, fax- rename it,

Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,

Turn it, leave it, stop- format it

oops sended was the message even before i 've finished it

computer is under control :uhoh:

keep it warm and wet :wacky:

i drink no milk :snobby: or milky way :lips:

Hangover phase now, I'd say..............................................:rolleyes:

Well ofcourse, the only thing cooler than being drunk, is talking about how drunk you

were.

He wasnt bragging about being drunk, so get off your high horse.

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