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Paltrow Trashes Martin's Computer

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Gwyneth Paltrow has broken her husband Chris Martin's computer, almost destroying new Coldplay songs stored on it.

 

The actress accidentally knocked the computer over at their London home, reportedly causing the outer casing to be badly damaged and rendering it difficult to turn on.

 

A source told the Daily Mirror: "The hinges broke and the screen was hanging off. It wouldn’t turn on. Chris does a lot of work on there and the computer is his baby."

 

Luckily for the 33-year-old star, and thousands of Coldplay fans, the saved files on the machine were left intact and nothing was lost.

 

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds33695.html

what a silly story..i dont wish to know about this :laugh4:

Yeah, I'm sure they've got the new songs only on Chris' computer. Phew, that was a close one. icon_roll.gif

Haha how do they find out on stuff like that? Next thing they'll report is Apple smashing a glass or anything - damn, do they have to report on EVERYTHING?

i know its pretty sad....who honestly cares...sorry but do coldplay fans seriously care about this kinda stuff?

Whoa.

 

That's some extreme stalkerage.

AhhhH Gwyneth trashes Chris' computer therefore almost destroying the only source for new Coldplay material! !! doc.gif

 

 

Such dramatics..

ok...

 

who will steal and leak those songs?

 

thanks

any help appreciated

 

I tried but it won't turn on

Haha.

 

How do people find this stuff out?

 

And I'm surprised they didn't make an "everything's not lost!" joke.

ok...

 

who will steal and leak those songs?

 

thanks

any help appreciated[/quote

That pic looks a lot like Elliot Smith.... This is a guy who really is a talent unlike Chris Martin.!

ok...

 

who will steal and leak those songs?

 

thanks

any help appreciated[/quote

That pic looks a lot like Elliot Smith.... This is a guy who really is a talent unlike Chris Martin.!

 

See why I think you're an annoying prick?

 

See why I think you're an annoying prick?

I'm sorry it's just my opinion! And your opinion is that Chris Martin is the saviour of british pop music!

No harm intended... Your hair looks radiant,which shampoo do you use? I use lavender, i swear down by it.

I'm sorry it's just my opinion! And your opinion is that Chris Martin is the saviour of british pop music!

No harm intended... Your hair looks radiant,which shampoo do you use? I use lavender, i swear down by it.

 

I just find it a bit harsh to say that anyone has no talent at all...

 

He can play the guitar. Therefore, your opinion is invalid. :blush:

while i find this a bit stalker-ish, i also think its quite funny. and i like hearing about their home lives, however obsessive that may be. and im glad his songs are safe. i think we'd all care a hell of a lot more if theyd been lost.

It's NOT as though Gwyn did it on purpose!

 

And, Sam Malone, why are you here? Stop pissing in the punchbowl.

It sounds like something that happened to me. The last Tuesday my father erased all the information I had in the pc: all the pics, music, bootlegs, lives, rarities, news and more of Coldplay!!! And I did not have a backup, so I have to download all the things once again! I can understand how it feels. Atenea_Brit

ha there's a rumor about gwyneth cant play computer.. so it's true. but thank god the songs are safe.

LoL amusing, even if it's tabloid rumors

it's almost nice seeing that celebrities might be, or are, still ordinary like the rest of us

haha

inappropriate title... 'trashes'... sounds like she went ballistic or something.

phew, glad everyone and everything is safe.

^ I know! Like she threw a fit and flung his computer against a brick wall or something, and then proceeded to attack it with a golf driver.

 

Anyone have an suggestions on how I can "borrow" Chris' computer? :P

I just find it a bit harsh to say that anyone has no talent at all...

 

He can play the guitar. Therefore, your opinion is invalid. :blush:

 

Hmmm, I find your arguement flawed Alyssa. Chris Martin can play the guitar, Valid. However I too attempt a quick strum every now again. As I'm sure many Coldplayers do, I certainly know that Sam does. And Alan Partridge has got some crazy guitar skills. Anyway my dear I digress, my point is this. One's guitar skills do not necessarily correspond with the greatness of the band. Eddie Van Halen is one of the greatest guitar players to ever walk this earth. However it would be foolish of me to expect any of you to whip out 1984, stick on Jump and rock out like it's the age of shoulder pads and massive hair. Was Sam out of order saying that Chris Martin is talentless? that's not for me to say. That is however, his opinion. And Remember Alyssa, Everyone's opinion is valid. No matter what that may be.

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