You can piss with an erection (Well I don't mean YOU) but you have to like, really need to go, there also may need to be an adjustment of angle. Like for me it helps if I hold my penis pointing upwards, but if I were to do that then I'd be pissing all over the wall and not towards the bowl, so I kinda need to really lean over the toilet at such an angle it goes in the bowl, or sitting I guess but there isn't a lot of room :anxious:

Thats sounds so hard :freak:

it must be horrible! peeing at a certain angle..

Bahahaha, priceless :laugh3:

 

And...sometimes I am really glad I'm a girl. This is one of those times :wacko:

:lol:this

Well of course, it's embarrassingly funny, the girl just KEPT laughing about it, like for ages, real mood killer.

 

Did you see the funny side at the time?, or just think "dayum stop laughing at me biiatch":laugh3:

Did you see the funny side at the time?, or just think "dayum stop laughing at me biiatch":laugh3:

 

When we said goodbye to her and entered the flat, at first I was laughing in an "Oh God" kinda way, but since I had wanted to be with this girl for quite some time, how funny she found it got kindof irritating, after about a half an hour of her laughing. Yknowwhaddamean?

Thats sounds so hard :freak:

it must be horrible! peeing at a certain angle..

 

:lol:this

 

:awesome:

He is in his twenties, I wouldn't expect teen girl behaviour from him and wont accept it either!

 

Oh dear.

Yknowwhaddamean?

 

Kind of not actually, but I feel your pain :hug:.

New question: How do you say 'the act of making love' to a partner?

 

Uh, making love? Sexxing? Shagging? I stick with good ole 'fucking', some girls really oppose this though. I don't get it.

the ol' in-out in-out.

I say "Can I masturbate inside you" :cool3:

^Hahaha

 

Fucking seems most right. Quite straight to the point.

Cooperative physical fitness :charming:

 

fucking sounds fine :lol: I actually think it sounds more erotic than "love making"

In fact love making sounds slightly creepy too me

the ol' in-out in-out.

 

Clockwork orange <3

experience the pink clam

Cooperative physical fitness :charming:

 

fucking sounds fine :lol: I actually think it sounds more erotic than "love making"

In fact love making sounds slightly creepy too me

 

Not if you put on a Spanish accent and say it like "We make-uh luuuuv"

Spanish men are the creepiest people going :blank:

 

No offense, Spanish people who are reading :awesome:

Rickeeee Ricardo is Mexican and creepy as anyone, even me.

New question: How do you say 'the act of making love' to a partner?

 

Uh, making love? Sexxing? Shagging? I stick with good ole 'fucking', some girls really oppose this though. I don't get it.

 

 

 

Haha wat, people like... ask?

Yes, "Do you want to fuck?" "That's the same face you make when we're fucking" "It was the same day we fucked 23 times" "Would you like some extra fuck with that?"

I'd feel too awkward if I ever asked or someone asked "Hey, wanna have my dick inside you?" or anything like that.

Well that's why I made the topic, because nobody would say "Hey can I pop my penis in you" they would say "Want to make love?" (ghaey) or "Do you want to fuck?" or sex/shag etc. If you're in a relationship and for example, kissing on the couch and things get just a leetle bit past steamy then at some point somebody needs to ask if the other one wants to fuck. Well I suppose you could just say "Go to the bedroom" or a million other things, but there's also the situation when in bed and half asleep (Not a high success rate there).

 

I have a pet peeve about 'shag' or 'shagging', it just sounds silly to me.

I'd keep on with the discussion but this subject is just too awkward for me to talk about in a public board.

shag just reminds me of something Hugh Grant would say :thinking:

I'd keep on with the discussion but this subject is just too awkward for me to talk about in a public board.

 

No fair, the other day I talked about having a boner in front of a pensioner.

 

shag just reminds me of something Hugh Grant would say :thinking:

 

I thought every single English person says it :thinking: Constantly :thinking:

No fair, the other day I talked about having a boner in front of a pensioner.

 

I don't believe that.

 

 

 

I thought every single English person says it :thinking: Constantly :thinking:

 

No, although I'm not saying what I say when I want sex:embarrassed:.