The SEX thread

[Reilly]

Did he tell you why he'd like that?

[Gabi]

No.. I prefer an icecube too

[a_face_of_light]

Does the ice cube thing feel nice?.

[Gabi]

yeah! a mint (refreshing) candy it's sooooooooooooo good too

[Reilly]

Does the ice cube thing feel nice?.

 

From what I know, definitely yes, I don't know if the flavour of an ice-pop makes a difference.

[djibou]

Does the ice cube thing feel nice?.

 

it's amazing.

 

yeah! a mint (refreshing) candy it's sooooooooooooo good too

 

yes yes yes yes yes.

[a_face_of_light]

I'm definatly trying the ice cube then:embarrassed:.

[illuvcoldplay]

Does the ice cube thing feel nice?.

 

hohh yessss :P

[Bright]

ice cube-fan club :awesome: how is that spellt btw :wtf:

 

 

I'm definatly trying the ice cube then:embarrassed:.

Ya I'll probably try it too :wacky:

[Matter-Eater Lad]

hhahahaaha

[illuvcoldplay]

whipped cream is also nice too

[bart]

re

 

Missed some pages, things I've learned:

 

-Books about hundreds of ways of turning on a man can be condensed into 1 way: Being a hot girl.

-Greg wears a hat during sex, lul, but what a gent.

¡

 

-Illuvcoldplay (Meaning "I'll luv Coldplay" I'm wondering when that will happen) always manages to find the most fucked up images a mind can possibly find.

 

-Daryl doesn't seem to understand that alcohol tends to block things from coming out.--- Never thought about that, just thought it stooped one from being so sensitive, drunk shags are normally pretty shit.

Pity as it stands, this is the only time I can get them

[Prince Myshkin]

Thread got interesting whilst I slept.

[Reilly]

hhahahaaha

 

lulgaey :wtf:

 

Never thought about that, just thought it stooped one from being so sensitive, drunk shags are normally pretty shit.

Pity as it stands, this is the only time I can get them

 

It's very simple, it can be really difficult to cum because everythings blocked with alcohol. I need to go for a piss before having sex, but even then it can get blocked up again during sex.

[*Perrine*]

Yeah, alcohol slows everything down :tongue:

[Reilly]

Someone told me about this pornstar called Brandi Belle, didn't tell me anything else so I just assumed she must be really hot, well she is pretty cute but it's the porn she makes which is like WTF. So far I've seen a video where her and her friends play a ringtoss game with a penis (I don't know what the rules were really) and for some reason the guy came into a little plastic bag, and then it shows the girl at a little plastic weighing scale and shes holding the bag and just says "Now to see what weighs more, a bag of cum or 2 rubber duckies" like wth haha, the duckies won. There was also a video where she seemed to be like a presenter, presenting this game show where her two (fully clothed) friends had to guess a mans penis size by poking at it when it wasn't erect, and then he just like stood there wanking trying to get it hard.

 

By far the weirdest though- her and two friends are laying on a bed at like a slumber party, playing Playstation, and then this naked guy just walks in and this evil music plays. And he just walks around the room wanking, getting blowjobs, and fucking them from behind, but they just play on regardless and pretend he's not there, even when he cums on her face. The funniest is when he cums again on one of the girls playstation controllers and it's just like WHY hahaha.

 

Very funny but I can't ever imagine jerking off to this, all her videos look so strange (Not the typical kinda porn strange like ropes and leather and stuff).

[Empily]

Ropes and leather isn't strange :blank:

[Reilly]

For a boot maybe, but porn, strange.

 

You concern me young Emp :blank:

[ivet]

hahah the icecube thing...

I dont' know why but it doesn't seem so interesting to me :anxious:

i think it might be too cold

:anxious:

[illuvcoldplay]

hahah the icecube thing...

I dont' know why but it doesn't seem so interesting to me :anxious:

i think it might be too cold

:anxious:

 

Ivet don't beat it down till you try it. you just might like it :p

[Empily]

For a boot maybe, but porn, strange.

 

You concern me young Emp :blank:

 

My boyfriend has way too many fetishes

Nothing is strange anymore :blank:

 

hahah the icecube thing...

I dont' know why but it doesn't seem so interesting to me :anxious:

i think it might be too cold

:anxious:

 

I was thinking this :anxious:

 

What if it got stuck? :awesome: Ice gets sticky when it's just come out the freezer.

 

DERP

[djibou]

Ivet don't beat it down till you try it. you just might like it :p

 

I'll make sure she sees why we like it so much :sneaky:

[djibou]

I was thinking this :anxious:

 

What if it got stuck? :awesome: Ice gets sticky when it's just come out the freezer.

 

DERP

 

It melts when you put it in your mouth :thinking:

[Reilly]

Holy crap I thought you were kidding! Haha.

 

New question, who else has partaken in fetish stuff?

 

I've been asked if I was ever interested in handcuffs or being tied up, but just said straight out no. Handcuffs I can imagine doing, to me it doesn't seem so strange, but those kinda girls it just seems like this would encourage them to pursue crazier and crazier shit (One of them had a pink PVC suit complete with gimp mask in her closet and was just like "Oupsie, ignore that"). What's weird is that it seems to be the innocent and quiet ones who are into that.

 

I think it's kinda fucked up to be honest, and I have read quite a bit about different fetishes because I'm interested in knowing why the hell would that turn anyone on?

 

Emp don't let your boyfriend turn out like this

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqMxEBFfIHI]YouTube - Strange Sex - Balloon Fetish Guy[/ame]

[djibou]

^I know her boyfriend and he is already quite the phenomenon :blank:

 

but not as much as that guy :/