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The SEX thread

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Wyrd, I am going to be in The Netherlands on March 25th, would you like to deflower the POWERFUL and ELUSIVE Yossarian?

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Wyrd, I am going to be in The Netherlands on March 25th, would you like to deflower the POWERFUL and ELUSIVE Yossarian?
No.
No.

You won't give him a hand? :lol:

Omg no thank you. :lol:

When struggling with little plastic packaging and unwrapping a little rubber sock while trying to maintain an erection, the last thing you want to see is THIS MANS FACE

 

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why are they all black guys...

Total turn off to see a man on your condom box, especially if you're a lesbian and aren't turned on by men. Dude, that'd ruin the mood.

How fucking weird would it be for one of their groupies to go back to one of the JLS guys hotels, and then he gets out a condom packet with his own face on it haha. Well actually nowhere near as weird as as if it was one of his band mates.

absolutely cant stand the lounge, ive never even commented on anything in there....im here to talk about coldplay anyway, the sex thread is just unnecessary! unless they wanna talk about coldplay sex which is at least related to the meaning of the website....sort of

 

Hey guise let's talk about coldplay sex now because it's at least related to the meaning of the website. So...which of the boys do you all think is packing the most junk?

^That bonus guy in your siggy is pretty funny.

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Hey guise let's talk about coldplay sex now because it's at least related to the meaning of the website. So...which of the boys do you all think is packing the most junk?

 

None, at least Chris Martin has a vagina for sure.

Where was Jackz post?

Hahaha what a ridiculous thing to say.

why does our COLD GAME friend hate our sexy lounge? :angry:

absolutely cant stand the lounge, ive never even commented on anything in there....im here to talk about coldplay anyway, the sex thread is just unnecessary! unless they wanna talk about coldplay sex which is at least related to the meaning of the website....sort of

 

Is there seriously a thread on that?:stunned: I usually do the lounge games they're less weird.

 

Hahahaha the SHOCK of it!

this thread is getting to xxx

calm it down, guys.

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