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It's official, Coldplay are for gays!

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What I find even worse than people calling Coldplay gay is the fact that homosexuality is used as the insult. It's completely idiotic. I'm straight, but I can still realize that making fun of people for their sexuality is terrible. It's really not something people should use as an insult.

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I have never understood the whole "Coldplay is for gays" thing. It is a silly stereotype that, in reality, is unfounded.

It is stupid. It's because they sing high notes and don't kill people' ears with distortion, and because they actually write about real things, not just sex and drugs. Fuck those who are too shallow to realize it's just music, not something that defi9nes your sexuality.

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Anyway, the the thread title only states "Coldplay are for gays", not exclusively for gays, in which case its creator appears to be merely pointing out that Coldplay fans include gays.

This is therefore purely stating what we all knew anyway - that Coldplay's music is all-encompassing.:smug:

What I find even worse than people calling Coldplay gay is the fact that homosexuality is used as the insult. It's completely idiotic. I'm straight, but I can still realize that making fun of people for their sexuality is terrible. It's really not something people should use as an insult.

 

I second this to infinity :D

 

If I ever hear someone say "that's so gay", or any phrase using "gay" as an insult, I yell at them... We had a whole discussion about it at my school a couple of years ago, when saying "that's so gay" was really popular :\

Anyway, the the thread title only states "Coldplay are for gays", not exclusively for gays, in which case its creator appears to be merely pointing out that Coldplay fans include gays.

This is therefore purely stating what we all knew anyway - that Coldplay's music is all-encompassing.:smug:

Ha! Take that lame poster! You tell em Mark!:cool:

Hi all (parp!), Chris Fartin’ here, and let me tell ya, I don’t know about gays , but I know a thing or two about toilets, and when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. So, when the urge strikes me, when inspiration lights me, I run down to the commode.

 

I ran one time, inspired, like a golden god, a wild-eyed revolutionary, like Alexander, Achilles, Jesus and Anakin in one lithe, aching body.

 

I sat. I strained.

 

But wait – wha happen?

 

I blew hot air.

 

‘Where To, where do I go?

If you never try, then you'll never know.

How long do I have to climb,

Up on the side of this mountain of mine?’

 

Man, I thought, this is potent stuff. I called up those other guys in Coldplay. I held the phone below and let them hear the divine, etheral, other-worldly wisdom that is borne from my body. They listened. They believed. Their heads exploded one by one, each pop louder than the last. Hearing their praise, the inspiration grabbed me once again. I squeezed and squeezed and light was blown into this dark, dark world.

 

 

‘On a hill top, on a sky-rise

Like a first born child

At full tilt, and in full flight

Defeat darkness, breaking daylight’

 

I’ll think you’ll agree, my enlightened ones, that that is profound. Hot, and smelly, and profound. Sometimes, when I expound my utterings in song form, I topple around on the podium. Some say it is my style. Some say it is my passion. But truly, my children, I have no say. I topple and keel, for I am blown hither and thither like a spiritual rocket. I feel the heat behind. However, the world shall believe. Sit at my feet, little ones.

 

 

‘Bones sinking like stones

All that we fall for

Homes places we’ve grown

All of us are done for’

 

 

Yes, the world is a tragic place. Folk yearn with a collective spiritual ache that very few men have the power to heal. People stop me in the street, in cafes, in public lavatories. They ask, agog, ‘Chris, where does this wisdom come from? Show us the light!’ I put down my skinny latte. I stand, I beckon, and they follow. We step together into the public commode, but I alone enter the cubicle. I am hidden from their sight. If they could see it, they would understand.

 

If you could see it, you would understand.

Well, if Coldplay is for gays, we should all change our mood thingies to GAY!

 

:P

 

:confused: If I knew how to change my mood maybe I would... but I have absolutely no idea how to do it!!! can anyone help?

Well, if Coldplay is for gays, we should all change our mood thingies to GAY!

 

:P

 

:lol:

 

I'm in

Well, if Coldplay is for gays, we should all change our mood thingies to GAY!

 

:P

 

Done! :lol:

:confused: If I knew how to change my mood maybe I would... but I have absolutely no idea how to do it!!! can anyone help?

 

Well, if you go to the top of this page, at the right you should see "Welcome, cold_love23"

Right below that you should find the "My mood" options :nice:........ unless you have some private messages you haven't checked :\

Well, if Coldplay is for gays, we should all change our mood thingies to GAY!

 

:P

 

Does this mean i have to change my social life for this forum? :stunned:

Well, if you go to the top of this page, at the right you should see "Welcome, cold_love23"

Right below that you should find the "My mood" options :nice:........ unless you have some private messages you haven't checked :\

 

OMG thank you so much, yeah someone tried to explain that to me one time, but they never told me that I had to check my messages first.... turns out I had like 6 unread pm's... anyway, thank you so much. :D

Does this mean i have to change my social life for this forum? :stunned:

 

I think you should......... show how devoted you are to coldplay...... :lol:

 

OMG thank you so much, yeah someone tried to explain that to me one time, but they never told me that I had to check my messages first.... turns out I had like 6 unread pm's... anyway, thank you so much. :D

 

Anytime!!! ;)

 

AAAAAnd done............. :D

I always wondered what Republicans were doing with themselves these days after the tears washed away all the spilt milk on November 5th! :)

Do I have to do this? :embarassed:

 

c'mon Daniel!!! :D

IM GAY! :D

So yea, I suppose Coldplay is for anyone with brains, compassion, love, and sensitivity in their nature.. That may include gays, straits, and humans of all backgrounds or cultures.

(former extreme comments retracted)

Change to gay???

 

Well according to this thread we like Coldplay, so we are all as gay as the day is long...celebrate the gayness..

 

;)

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