when you see a water heater from brand named C&M and you think Chris Martin.

When you buy an iPod sole purposely for all things coldplay, nothing else but coldplay, and everything coldplay-related.

When you have no idea what songs are actually playing on the radio because all you listen to is coldplay, my friend is always like omg have you heard this? and i'm like what? by who?

whenever your friends here a coldplay song they tell you :)

oh yeah and so today my friend and i were walking down our street just talking and at the moment he was on the phone and car drove by and it was blasting the acoustic version of lost and i scream "OH MY GOD ITS A COLDPLAY SONG!!!!!!" it totally scared the shit out of him! it was great :)

when you get generally offended when people bring up the joe satriani thing or when people say they love coldplay but can't even name ten songs or name their first album

and when you take shit for being a coldplay fan and don't care! :D

When you stand in front of a magazine rack and count the number of covers that have the word "Coldplay" on them (4, by the way ;) )

 

When you listen for Coldplay lyrics everywhere: TV shows, movies, everyday conversations...

 

When every conversation you have ends up about Coldplay, even if the other person hates them (my friends are starting to get really annoyed :P )

 

When you can't fall asleep without listening to at least 3 Coldplay songs first... But then those 3 songs turn into 5 songs... 7 songs... And then you can't stop listening even though you want to sleep! (And then you end up dreaming about Coldplay once you DO manage to go to sleep)

 

Basically, when you drive yourself mad with how obsessed you are with Coldplay :freak:

When you stand in front of a magazine rack and count the number of covers that have the word "Coldplay" on them (4, by the way ;) )

 

When you listen for Coldplay lyrics everywhere: TV shows, movies, everyday conversations...

 

When every conversation you have ends up about Coldplay, even if the other person hates them (my friends are starting to get really annoyed :P )

 

When you can't fall asleep without listening to at least 3 Coldplay songs first... But then those 3 songs turn into 5 songs... 7 songs... And then you can't stop listening even though you want to sleep! (And then you end up dreaming about Coldplay once you DO manage to go to sleep)

 

Basically, when you drive yourself mad with how obsessed you are with Coldplay :freak:

hah hah all of this is so true! i drive my friends absolutely insane!! :p

and what magazines have stuff about coldplay in them besides q magazine?? cause i got 50 dollars worth of giftcards to barnes and noble and there are no books i wanna read right now

When you are karaoking on 'Violet hill' in a changing room a in clothes store and you realize after a minute that *maybe* there are cameras filming this XD

:lol: haahhahahu! THAT HAPPENS TO ME TOO! :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:laugh3:

 

When you can't fall asleep without listening to at least 3 Coldplay songs first... But then those 3 songs turn into 5 songs... 7 songs... And then you can't stop listening even though you want to sleep! (And then you end up dreaming about Coldplay once you DO manage to go to sleep)

 

:freak:

 

OMG this is me every night!!!

when your friend is learning how to play guitar and she isnt that good at playing it cause in her words "there are 6 wires its hard" and you suggest her that maybe she should play bass cause it has only 4. And you get in huge fight with your dad cause he is saying that bass has 5 wires and you finish fight with words: "Well Guy plays bass with 4!"

And everyone in the room go: "Is she talking about Coldplay AGAIN???"

^ Hahaha, awesome!

 

Btw, it is 4 so I agree with you!

Tnx CPRani!!! Now Ill make him look at Guys pics and what you said so I could prove him that he is wrong.

You should! Here are some good pics of his bass (and a little treat for you as well!)

 

...when you see a car with number plate BRB-XY ... and you think "oh it's a Coldplay album" :rolleyes:

when everybody looks at you and says 'oh, a coldplay song' while smiling stupidly at you when any coldplay song plays in a public place, like if the song was written by you or something similar :dozey:

^ Haha, that happens to me! My friend called me the other day because she heard a Coldplay song on the radio :laugh3:

 

and what magazines have stuff about coldplay in them besides q magazine?? cause i got 50 dollars worth of giftcards to barnes and noble and there are no books i wanna read right now

 

Uh, I didn't really look at which magazines had Coldplay on the cover, but People has VLVOD as one of the top albums of 08, Time features them in their year in review special, Rolling Stone has them as one of the 50 top albums of 08, and I think there are a couple others floating around :nice:

 

But Barnes and Noble is also selling the Coldplay LP reissues, I just bought Parachutes there the other day... You should buy those!

 

OMG this is me every night!!!

 

Yup, me too... I started last night just listening to The Scientist, and ended up listening to all of AROBTTH and Prospekt's March :P

When you're watching the new Wallace and Gromit episode " A matter of loaf and death" and all you can think about is the other Bakery!

thanks for the tip! :)

 

I love evolution :smug:

 

 

 

 

I know I'm addicted to them when I ridiculously keep transforming every word I hear into a Coldplay word & teasing the others by doing that :wacko:

For example: My brother & I like Call of Duty very much but every time he mentions it, I like to interrupt him to say: You mean, Calldplay of duty :P !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Silly :rolleyes: !!!

 

 

 

 

Oh..............& I also couldn't help laughing out loud when I saw a Pizza Hut commercial saying "Sausage fun for everyone!" :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Perv :rolleyes: !!!

My coworkers and managers included tell me when they hear a Coldplay song. Someone at work brought me their copy of Rolling Stone Magazine to me with Chris on it. Some of my coworkers asked me to copy some of their music for them... cause they have become interested b/c of me... :D I gave everyone a Christmas card with Coldplay Christmas songs CD I made included inside with the Christmas picture printed on the outside of CD. Actually, they all thanked and said they loved the CD! I left my keys in the break room one day and someone saw the Coldplay keychain and brought them to me... OMG! And last but not least... I have Coldplay license tag! I think I am obsessed a little. :)

EVERYONE JOIN THE COLDPLAYERHOLICER SOCIAL GROUP!!

when everybody looks at you and says 'oh, a coldplay song' while smiling stupidly at you when any coldplay song plays in a public place, like if the song was written by you or something similar :dozey:

:laugh3:

 

 

 

Oh..............& I also couldn't help laughing out loud when I saw a Pizza Hut commercial saying "Sausage fun for everyone!" :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Perv :rolleyes: !!!

wow:dozey:

^:inquisitive::shocked3::sick::huh:

You trying to inform me of you have never ever withdrawn during SEXUAL ACT to put on the note by COLD GAME?

can't say I have:happy2:

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

:dead:

when u go to bed and hope morning will come very soon so u can listen to coldplay and go on coldplaying...

When you're cold or when you shiver all of the sudden you start screaming "now don't you shiverrrrr"