TanialovesUK Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Granted but when you first ride it , he kicks you in the head I wish I could go to Mexico City to the Coldplay concert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBellaStrawberry Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Granted but half way thru the concert you get kicked out, Coldplay files a restraining order against you. I wish he would stop seeing all those other girls and starting see me :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawberry Rain Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Granted, but he breaks up with you after an hour. I wish my neighbor was not self-centered, stupid, and that she stopped treating me like I'm her assistant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'maveryneatMonster.' Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Sure, but you'll be his sex slave. I want a cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VivaLaColdPlay09 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Granted, but the cookie is poisoned. I wish I can actually talk to Green Day. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpleBlur Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Granted, but they ignore you the entire time you talk to them :p I wish I Wasn't the oldest of my 4 siblings... :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VivaLaColdPlay09 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 (so not cool :o) Granted, but then you become an infant again. I wish I could fly. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoRocker Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 granted but you are hanging on a parachute I wish I had legs like a chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technicolor Liver Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Granted, but I WILL EAT THEM! :lol: I wish every HOT girl loved me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VivaLaColdPlay09 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Granted, but none of them will have sex with you. :lol: I wish I could kill every Disney star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Granted, but you are sentenced to life in prison. I wish my English homework would do itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onute Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 granted but they done itself with lots of mistakes and you got the lowest grade!! I wish I were genius :wacky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Granted, but everyone is still smarter than you. I wish I could visit another country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onute Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Granted but you were kidnapped in another country for 50 years:wink3: I wish I would learn some new language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivet Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Ok, but you will only learn offensive things and get beat up by native talkers i wish i could travel to see a friend :nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Granted, but your friend is not home. I wish I didn't have to wake up so early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Granted. But you will never wake up again! :evil: I wish my penis wasn't so ginormously huge like it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Ummm. OK. So your penis is now über small. Have fun with that. I wish I were fluent in every language of the world, including the fake/gibberish ones. :wacky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Granted, but now everyone in the world has gone deaf. :braces: I wish I knew everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 ^ Exactly, which calls for sign language, which would fall under the "language" category, so I'm good to go. :D Granted! You know everything, but everyone else in the world becomes utterly dependent on you, and under the infinite amount of pressure, you go mad. :freak: I wish Chris Wolstenholme would give me a sultry massage. :wacky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy_o Posted November 15, 2009 Author Share Posted November 15, 2009 Granted, but later you'll find out he's not Mr. Wolstenholme :D I wish I had a good result for my exams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Granted, but you are accused of cheating. I wish I had a million dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 ...Then who is he? :uhoh: Granted! You ace your exams...but now everyone is asking you to do their homework and they won't leave you alone. Kelsie: Granted! Too bad, after subtracting all expenses and taxes, you're left with a measly $2.66. I wish I had a boyfriend that looked like Chris Wolstenholme, minus the tattoos. :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy_o Posted November 15, 2009 Author Share Posted November 15, 2009 Granted, but he has a very disturbing body odor :sick: I wish Violet won't get her Chris Wolstenholme :devilish: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Granted, but she's going to murder you in the near future. :D I wish I wasn't bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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