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to the coldplay dungeon!

 

Off with her head!:evil:

 

Oh, no! Save me, King Chris in shining armour! *feigns terror*

 

:P

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ohhh coldplay dungeon...:rolleyes:

*imagines sex chamber with partially naked coldplay memebers*:whip:

 

thats exactly what goes on in the dungeon lauren :sneaky::sneaky:

 

 

but there is also a harem for each of the Kings... i belong to Chris and Guys harems both of them :smug::wink3:

thats exactly what goes on in the dungeon lauren :sneaky::sneaky:

 

 

but there is also a harem for each of the Kings... i belong to Chris and Guys harems both of them :smug::wink3:

 

ah, well if you're going to share yourself, then i'll be Guy's MAIN lady.

ah, well if you're going to share yourself, then i'll be Guy's MAIN lady.

 

nonsense! im the Queen remember:dozey:

 

but dont worry...u can be my lady in waiting lauren...and have a naughty affair with the King too :P:wink3::sneaky:

nonsense! im the Queen remember:dozey:

 

but dont worry...u can be my lady in waiting lauren...and have a naughty affair with the King too :P:wink3::sneaky:

 

YIKES! sounds like trouble!

...im in.

That's ermm julie's bf :wacky:

 

Anyway, i'm off peeps! Nighty :kiss:

 

Who's my bf?:wacko:

 

byee ren!:hug:

 

Oh, no! Save me, King Chris in shining armour! *feigns terror*

 

:P

 

oh well King Chris seems to like your avi and sig so he's going to spare you:P

Who's my bf?:wacko:

 

byee ren!:hug:

 

 

 

oh well King Chris seems to like your avi and sig so he's going to spare you:P

 

he was referring to when chris said "who wears whitey tighties with shoes?" :lol:

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Night Ren!!!

 

Whats going on in here, you all have turned to perviness :whip:.

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sorry General sir! *salutes*

:army:

 

Did I say it was a bad thing? :whip:

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so we are pervy soldiers? :P

 

When an enemy comes forth, takes out his sword and shots at the top of their lungs "ANY LAST WORDS" we shall reply with...

 

"That color looks great on you :wink3:"

Night Ren!!!

 

Whats going on in here, you all have turned to perviness :whip:.

 

of course they all turned to pervs...the Queen arrived :P

 

:sneaky:

:wink3:

When an enemy comes forth, takes out his sword and shots at the top of their lungs "ANY LAST WORDS" we shall reply with...

 

"That color looks great on you :wink3:"

 

so we shall beat the enemy with seduction?:sneaky:

 

 

what a devious strategy :sneaky:

of course,..:wink3::wink3:

When an enemy comes forth, takes out his sword and shots at the top of their lungs "ANY LAST WORDS" we shall reply with...

 

"That color looks great on you :wink3:"

 

or maybe we should just all go into battle naked. you know....:wink3:

hahah ^^^ including the Kings :wink3: :sneaky: leading us to battle...what a lovley view all their soldiers would have :P

 

thats a great idea Lauren!! esp. since certain British and Scotish tribes use to go into battle naked anyway :P excellent!! thats why your called the Wise Chancellor!

 

:lol:

hahah ^^^ including the Kings :wink3: :sneaky: leading us to battle...what a lovley view all their soldiers would have :P

 

thats a great idea Lauren!! esp. since certain British and Scotish tribes use to go into battle naked anyway :P excellent!! thats why your called the Wise Chancellor!

 

:lol:

 

yay! @ both liz and joe

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hahah ^^^ including the Kings :wink3: :sneaky: leading us to battle...what a lovley view all their soldiers would have :P

 

thats a great idea Lauren!! esp. since certain British and Scotish tribes use to go into battle naked anyway :P excellent!! thats why your called the Wise Chancellor!

 

:lol:

 

If the kings are naked there will be no chance of you lot getting anything done :P.

 

And Lauren - nice idea, it will certainly stop the enemies in their tracks :P.

If the kings are naked there will be no chance of you lot getting anything done :P.

 

And Lauren - nice idea, it will certainly stop the enemies in their tracks :P.

 

well i guess the kings would have to stay out of the fighting anyways. they're the ones we're protecting in the first place.

 

about the enemies: HAHA YAH! AND THEN WE CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEIR MOMENT OF UTTER SHOCK! :sneaky:

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about the enemies: HAHA YAH! AND THEN WE CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEIR MOMENT OF UTTER SHOCK! :sneaky:

 

You want to get it on with Satriani :stunned:.

 

Get out of this thread....

 

:P

You want to get it on with Satriani :stunned:.

 

Get out of this thread....

 

:P

 

hahah ewwww.... and kid rock too?! GROSS !!!!

 

i dont think it would be proper if the Queen went riding into battle fighting naked either..:embarassed: so im just gonna go and keep the Kings company in their tents :wink3:

You want to get it on with Satriani :stunned:.

 

Get out of this thread....

 

:P

 

:lol: that's NOT what i meant by "take advantage of" hahahaha

ew not SASQUATCH....more like SATCH-SQUATCH :D

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