Site hasnt been crashing as long as it used to!

 

Thats because the army has installed new superific anti-crash protocals :cool:.

:laugh3:

Reviewing the hitlist in the first post, Mad TV has actually been cancelled and will be finishing up soon, so that's our first successful insurgent fatality. Seriously, their current crew is so unfunny that they're even beneath the quality of the current SNL crew. I honestly get more laughs out of telling the Jonas Brothers to get boyfriends on their MySpace. Speaking of which, that's a freaking awesome idea and I'm going to do it right now. :laugh3:

I fucking hate mad tv!!!

Soldiers....you've got to soldier on....

Sometimes.....even the right is wrong....

They are turning, my head out.....

To see what I'm all about......

Keeping my head down.......

To see what it feels like now......

I have no doubt........

One day the sun will come out........

so many coldplay songs are perfect for the army..of course..

Hullow :wacko:

Renny :wacko: you came back :wacko:.

Renny!:wacky:

its so dead in here...

Lets make it alive.

 

:dance:

WE GOT MAD TV?! YESSSSS! it's all due to the excellent work of our inside men!

Theres a Cold(play) war coming....

On the radio I heard.....

Baby its a violent world.....

Theres a Cold(play) war coming....

On the radio I heard.....

Baby its a violent world.....

 

oh, good one! :D

*cant think of any*

oh wait! so im gonna buy a gun, and start a war, cuz i know i got something worth fighting for!

this is def. something worth fighting for!!!

this is def. something worth fighting for!!!

 

i know, that's what i put! :lol:

Priests clutched onto bibles.....

And road out to fit their rifles....

And they fucked Satriani over by slapping him....

The end....

Priests clutched onto bibles.....

And road out to fit their rifles....

And they fucked Satriani over by slapping him....

The end....

 

HAHAHA! :D:D

i think i like that one best.

^ :lol:

 

You'll be lost

Every river that you tried to cross

Every gun you ever held went off

Oh and I'm just waiting till Joe's whining stops

 

I'll create a better one when I'm more awake. ;)

^ :lol:

 

You'll be lost

Every river that you tried to cross

Every gun you ever held went off

Oh and I'm just waiting till Joe's whining stops

 

I'll create a better one when I'm more awake. ;)

 

i like it! ;)

Hehehe, nice one Corkus!!! :D

 

You are part of the human race.

You are just a totaly waste of space.

Part of the system, the damned.

All this space your takinggg up.

All your music is making me puke.

Your so shit I wanna spit on your plan.

Coldplayers, keep on the road you're on

Coldplayers, until we make Joe gone

Soldiers, we've got to soldier on

Sometimes even Kid Rock is wrong

 

They are turning my head out

To get our Grammys back from Plant & Krauss

Keeping Liam Gallagher down

To see Miley's a stupid cow

I have no doubt

One day we're gonna fuck them up like POW!

 

Tonight we're gonna drop the bomb

Leaving trash on Satriani's lawn

Ooooooh Ooooooh

Dreaming of when we kill these chumps

 

They are turning my head out

To see that these fools are clowns

Keeping these blasphemers down

To see how much better Coldplay's music is than theirs

I have no doubt

That I've totally stopped rhyming because I hate these A-holes so much

 

:)

Coldplayers, keep on the road you're on

Coldplayers, until we make Joe gone

Soldiers, we've got to soldier on

Sometimes even Kid Rock is wrong

 

They are turning my head out

To get our Grammys back from Plant & Krauss

Keeping Liam Gallagher down

To see Miley's a stupid cow

I have no doubt

One day we're gonna fuck them up like POW!

 

Tonight we're gonna drop the bomb

Leaving trash on Satriani's lawn

Ooooooh Ooooooh

Dreaming of when we kill these chumps

 

They are turning my head out

To see that these fools are clowns

Keeping these blasphemers down

To see how much better Coldplay's music is than theirs

I have no doubt

That I've totally stopped rhyming because I hate these A-holes so much

 

:)

 

:stunned: :stunned:

 

That was totally fucking brilliant :lol: :laugh4:.

Thanks. :laugh3:

Yours = Awesome also!

The Hardest Part (Satriani version)

 

 

And the hardest part.

Was faking music, not taking part.

Was the hardest part.

 

The strangest thing.

Coldplay could do no such thing.

It was the strangest start.

 

I could feel him go down.

Bittersweet I could taste in my mouth.

Silver lining the cloud.

Oooooh and I.......

I wish I could work him out?

 

*Jonny guitar solo because he plays it better than that fuckwad*

 

And the easiest part.

Was taking him, and tearing him apart.

He really broke my heart. Oh.

And he tried to sing.

But he couldn't think of anything.

That was the hardest part, oh, (for him).

 

I could feel him go down.

It left the sweetest taste in my mouth.

The silver lining the cloud.

Is that he....

Is that he.....

Will never be as musically proud.

 

I wonder what he's all about?

Oooh

 

Everything he thinks, is, wrong

Everything we are, it just means we've won.

Everythings not torn apart.

That'd be the hardest part.

Thats the hardes part.

Yeh thats the hardest part.

Thats the hardest part.

 

*do do do do do*

*do do do do do*

 

Ooooh