You're all so totally cool with these parody songs

The Hardest Part (Satriani version)[/font][/color][/size]

 

 

And the hardest part.

Was faking music, not taking part.

Was the hardest part.

 

The strangest thing.

Coldplay could do no such thing.

It was the strangest start.

 

I could feel him go down.

Bittersweet I could taste in my mouth.

Silver lining the cloud.

Oooooh and I.......

I wish I could knock him out!

 

*Jonny guitar solo because he plays it better than that fuckwad*

 

And the easiest part.

Was taking him, and tearing him apart.

He really broke my heart. Oh.

And he tried to sing.

But he couldn't think of anything.

That was the hardest part, oh, (for him).

 

I could feel him go down.

It left the sweetest taste in my mouth.

The silver lining the cloud.

Is that he....

Is that he.....

Will never be as musically proud.

 

I wonder what he's all about?

Oooh

 

Everything he thinks, is, wrong

Everything we are, it just means we've won.

Everythings not torn apart.

That'd be the hardest part.

Thats the hardes part.

Yeh thats the hardest part.

Thats the hardest part.

 

*do do do do do*

*do do do do do*

 

Ooooh

 

 

i changed a little somthin...:D

this is amazing though!

You're all so totally cool with these parody songs

 

i know, arent we?? :lol:

You guys are seriously geniuses!!!! Those are great! They made me laugh!

Especially the hardest part one!!

Except that one kind of made me sad too, because it really did hurt chris and mess with him :(:cry::angry::veryangry2:

 

 

 

THE CURRENT HIT LIST

 

- PAPPARAZI

- Joe "go fuck himself" Satriani

- Kid "because he acts like a 2 year old" Rock

- The Creaky "because they sound like shit" Boards

- Plant and "I am as boring as fuck" Krauss

- Liam "thick head" Gallagher

- Alan "McDonalds Standard" McGee

- Corey "Gory" Taylor

- Johnny "rotten" Rotten

- Miley "something"

- Jonas "Moanas" Brothers

- Perez "pee on his head" Hilton "like the last name of that slapper"

- Ashlee "Mashlee" Simpson

- Avril "stinks like Bovril" Lavigne

- Mad "which is sad, a fad, bad, and not rad" TV

- Dani "Flithy" Filth

- Slip"drip-a-lot"knot

 

- Some dutch guitarist who said CP stole Clocks :angry:

- Paul "Dud" Rudd

- The two nameless assholes that stole Guy's shoes and posted pics of him drunk on myspace

 

 

 

Why Paul Rudd? Because he read a line from a script he didn't write?

 

And what did Plant and Krauss do? Made an album that won them award? Can't hate everyone that beats Coldplay at something, otherwise there wouldn't be much left to listen to.

Why Paul Rudd? Because he read a line from a script he didn't write?

 

And what did Plant and Krauss do? Made an album that won them award? Can't hate everyone that beats Coldplay at something, otherwise there wouldn't be much left to listen to.

 

someone said that rudd came up with the line himself...but i dont know if it's true. :\

Oh really? Haha, shows what I know then :P

Ok now that was HILARIOUS XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Ok now that was HILARIOUS XDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

WELCOME! :hug:

my name is Lauren, what's your?!

WOO HOO!!

Another recruit!! :sneaky:

*salutes*

Im Liz!!! :D and yes Chris and the boys want U for their army !!!

Ok now that was HILARIOUS XDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

 

lols XD I so made you join cause you wouldn't be able to see this page otherwise -D

 

if your gonna start talking talking about NY do it in the lounge, some ppl dont like it when a thread goes off topic =D

lols XD I so made you join cause you wouldn't be able to see this page otherwise -D

 

if your gonna start talking talking about NY do it in the lounge, some ppl dont like it when a thread goes off topic =D

 

bla xD

I am not gonna start talk bout NY xD It's Coldplaying, not NewYorking... xDD

then your probably watching WTC right now :P

:curtain:

ahhh the army is slow today..prolly bc its V- DAy! :D

:curtain:

 

haha :D

yah, well admiral isnt here yet

o yeah! haha the admiral wil have to whip us into shape after all the slacking i guess we have been doing today :P

 

haha yeah and i think V Day is over in Australia so he def. will be ready to go full force :D:P

o yeah! haha the admiral wil have to whip us into shape after all the slacking i guess we have been doing today :P

 

haha yeah and i think V Day is over in Australia so he def. will be ready to go full force :D:P

 

haha i hope he's not too harsh on us! :wacko:

What did Robert Plant do to Coldplay?

 

Apart from winning *goes to check* album of the year at the grammies, when Raising Sand is a good album and well suited.

 

*runs off before the army decide to attack my handy little table*

i know, arent we?? :lol:

 

You change one line and call yourself an artist :whip:.

 

Oh really? Haha, shows what I know then :P

 

Exactly, we have spies everywhere :curtain:.

You change one line and call yourself an artist :whip:.

 

hey! i changed a line in another one you did too! :wacko:

hey! i changed a line in another one you did too! :wacko:

 

Thats because you hate me :sad: :bigcry:.

Thats because you hate me :sad: :bigcry:.

 

no, both of them were because you werent harsh enough in your lyrics! haha ;)

no, both of them were because you werent harsh enough in your lyrics! haha ;)

 

Thats coz I am nice :blush: :P.