maybe he said "I want to eat Nick and his toes", or something like that :bigcry:

 

ohnoz, I'm Martin chow!:stunned:

 

Oh! And Chris Martin=Satan

 

OMG, WHAT'LL WE DO!?!?

 

It's so obvious:inquisitive:

 

 

NO WAY

 

hold on

 

Viva La Vida or Death and All His Freinds = Death to All your Freinds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:o

My life has been changed forever

hahaahahahahah

the spoon part was hilarious

NO WAY

 

hold on

 

Viva La Vida or Death and All His Freinds = Death to All your Freinds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:o

 

:bigcry:

42

6*7=42

now we have 6 and 7

666=devil

and 7, 7 things the lord hates, 7 are the deadly sings and 7 last words of Jesus on the cross, all those things are related to the devil, so 42 is a satanic song

Couldn't you tell because he said "those who are dead are not dead"

 

CLEARLY AN INVASION OF THE SATANIC ZOMBIEMONSTERS. CLEARLY.

 

 

OPEN UP YOUR EYES PEOPLE.

you did not get to heaven!!!

42 is a song

 

I am called 2732

 

Coldplay have released 22 singles

 

with bonus tracks there are 12 songs on VLVOD

 

 

so what's that leave for 52? well it can only mean that when they get to 52 years old they will retire.

 

 

Think about it.

or they will die at 52 :bigcry:

 

 

or maybe they're already dead and they left clues in every song and album cover :uhoh:

mmm

I think I got it!!

parachutes

they were parachuting but their parachutes did not work! therefore they died!

first "don't panic"

about how you don't have to be afraid of risk

and ending with life is for living and everything is not lost, they died, but they enjoyed life and passed to a better place, life is for enjoying, and they did not lose everything!

Coldplay-Satch CONSPIRACY!!

 

Recently Coldplay was accused of plagiarizing the Joe Satriani song "If I Could Fly".

 

Since then the internet has been flooded with debates over whether or not the band did indeed copy the song.

 

Well I have irrefutable evidence that Coldplay indeed are plagiarists.

 

1997, Coldplay creates their band name after it was being used fellow Brit-rockers Keane. Shortly after, Keane says they willingly gave up the name. Willingly...or UNwillingly? Way to steal a name Coldplay.

 

2005, Coldplay release their enormously successful third album, X&Y. On track 5, entitled "Talk", there is a guitar riff eerily similar to one used by a band called Kraftwerk, nearly 25 years before! Some have claimed that Coldplay was given permission to use the riff, and that Kraftwerk is cited in the X&Y booklet, but I can't find my booklet, so I still have seen no evidence to show such a citation.

 

Finally, on the same X&Y album, the hit single "Speed of Sound" starts with a very catchy piano melody. A piano melody that sounds just a little too much like...2003's "Clocks"!! Coldplay blatantly plagiarized the piano riff from the hit song, and no one anywhere has found any proof of credit given to the song. Still think your precious rockers are so innocent?

 

So because of these clear, undeniable musical thefts, Coldplay has no case against Joe Satriani. Just as they stole from Keane, Kraftwerk, and Coldplay, Coldplay has now stolen from Satch.

 

Chris Martin, you make me sick.

:shocked2:

Can I do this one?

Coincidence? DUM DUM DUMMM!

Recently Coldplay was accused of plagiarizing the Joe Satriani song "If I Could Fly".

 

Since then the internet has been flooded with debates over whether or not the band did indeed copy the song.

 

Well I have irrefutable evidence that Coldplay indeed are plagiarists.

 

1997, Coldplay creates their band name after it was being used fellow Brit-rockers Keane. Shortly after, Keane says they willingly gave up the name. Willingly...or UNwillingly? Way to steal a name Coldplay.

 

2005, Coldplay release their enormously successful third album, X&Y. On track 5, entitled "Talk", there is a guitar riff eerily similar to one used by a band called Kraftwerk, nearly 25 years before! Some have claimed that Coldplay was given permission to use the riff, and that Kraftwerk is cited in the X&Y booklet, but I can't find my booklet, so I still have seen no evidence to show such a citation.

 

Finally, on the same X&Y album, the hit single "Speed of Sound" starts with a very catchy piano melody. A piano melody that sounds just a little too much like...2003's "Clocks"!! Coldplay blatantly plagiarized the piano riff from the hit song, and no one anywhere has found any proof of credit given to the song. Still think your precious rockers are so innocent?

 

So because of these clear, undeniable musical thefts, Coldplay has no case against Joe Satriani. Just as they stole from Keane, Kraftwerk, and Coldplay, Coldplay has now stolen from Satch.

 

Chris Martin, you make me sick.

:laugh3: the whole thing made me laugh out loud, but especially the bold bit:lol:

Recently Coldplay was accused of plagiarizing the Joe Satriani song "If I Could Fly".

 

Since then the internet has been flooded with debates over whether or not the band did indeed copy the song.

 

Well I have irrefutable evidence that Coldplay indeed are plagiarists.

 

1997, Coldplay creates their band name after it was being used fellow Brit-rockers Keane. Shortly after, Keane says they willingly gave up the name. Willingly...or UNwillingly? Way to steal a name Coldplay.

 

2005, Coldplay release their enormously successful third album, X&Y. On track 5, entitled "Talk", there is a guitar riff eerily similar to one used by a band called Kraftwerk, nearly 25 years before! Some have claimed that Coldplay was given permission to use the riff, and that Kraftwerk is cited in the X&Y booklet, but I can't find my booklet, so I still have seen no evidence to show such a citation.

 

Finally, on the same X&Y album, the hit single "Speed of Sound" starts with a very catchy piano melody. A piano melody that sounds just a little too much like...2003's "Clocks"!! Coldplay blatantly plagiarized the piano riff from the hit song, and no one anywhere has found any proof of credit given to the song. Still think your precious rockers are so innocent?

 

So because of these clear, undeniable musical thefts, Coldplay has no case against Joe Satriani. Just as they stole from Keane, Kraftwerk, and Coldplay, Coldplay has now stolen from Satch.

 

Chris Martin, you make me sick.

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

<3 Maddox.

 

That is all.

nick you are fucking awesome.

 

have a cookie

Recently Coldplay was accused of plagiarizing the Joe Satriani song "If I Could Fly".

 

Since then the internet has been flooded with debates over whether or not the band did indeed copy the song.

 

Well I have irrefutable evidence that Coldplay indeed are plagiarists.

 

1997, Coldplay creates their band name after it was being used fellow Brit-rockers Keane. Shortly after, Keane says they willingly gave up the name. Willingly...or UNwillingly? Way to steal a name Coldplay.

 

2005, Coldplay release their enormously successful third album, X&Y. On track 5, entitled "Talk", there is a guitar riff eerily similar to one used by a band called Kraftwerk, nearly 25 years before! Some have claimed that Coldplay was given permission to use the riff, and that Kraftwerk is cited in the X&Y booklet, but I can't find my booklet, so I still have seen no evidence to show such a citation.

Finally, on the same X&Y album, the hit single "Speed of Sound" starts with a very catchy piano melody. A piano melody that sounds just a little too much like...2003's "Clocks"!! Coldplay blatantly plagiarized the piano riff from the hit song, and no one anywhere has found any proof of credit given to the song. Still think your precious rockers are so innocent?

 

So because of these clear, undeniable musical thefts, Coldplay has no case against Joe Satriani. Just as they stole from Keane, Kraftwerk, and Coldplay, Coldplay has now stolen from Satch.

 

Chris Martin, you make me sick.

 

ROFLMAO!!!!:laugh3:

 

nick you are fucking awesome.

 

have a cookie

 

Agreed... he's AMAZING!:D

SANTA=SATAN[/color]

 

:evil:

 

THIS.

 

Recently Coldplay was accused of plagiarizing the Joe Satriani song "If I Could Fly".

 

Since then the internet has been flooded with debates over whether or not the band did indeed copy the song.

 

Well I have irrefutable evidence that Coldplay indeed are plagiarists.

 

1997, Coldplay creates their band name after it was being used fellow Brit-rockers Keane. Shortly after, Keane says they willingly gave up the name. Willingly...or UNwillingly? Way to steal a name Coldplay.

 

2005, Coldplay release their enormously successful third album, X&Y. On track 5, entitled "Talk", there is a guitar riff eerily similar to one used by a band called Kraftwerk, nearly 25 years before! Some have claimed that Coldplay was given permission to use the riff, and that Kraftwerk is cited in the X&Y booklet, but I can't find my booklet, so I still have seen no evidence to show such a citation.

 

Finally, on the same X&Y album, the hit single "Speed of Sound" starts with a very catchy piano melody. A piano melody that sounds just a little too much like...2003's "Clocks"!! Coldplay blatantly plagiarized the piano riff from the hit song, and no one anywhere has found any proof of credit given to the song. Still think your precious rockers are so innocent?

 

So because of these clear, undeniable musical thefts, Coldplay has no case against Joe Satriani. Just as they stole from Keane, Kraftwerk, and Coldplay, Coldplay has now stolen from Satch.

 

Chris Martin, you make me sick.

 

This made me laugh hahaha :lol:.

Nick stop stealing the videos I find...You better not post the little lad in star wars or i'm gonna choke a bitch.

John's here again :rolleyes:

Did you miss me?

Honestly?

 

Not particularly.

But that means that "unparticularly" you did.

No it doesn't.

LIES...