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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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^ Um..Chris with lipstick?! :lol: :uhoh2:

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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^^ What year is THAT picture from?

 

I´m not so sure, but Phil looks lika a 12 year old boy :lol:

Found this one in the Jonny/Chrissy tread, i want a awesome picture for the tekst! :awesome:

 

Jonny: *steps into Chris' dressing room and leans on the wall, winking* (in a deep voice) like my moustache, Chris?

Chris: *pulls away from Gwyneth and throws her out of the door* Jon, what the hell is that?! *pinches Jonny's moustache*

Jonny: (in high-pitched voice) OUCH! *coughs* (changes to deep voice again) I mean... ouch.

Chris: You're kidding, aren't you Jonny? Where did you get that from?

Jonny: I... I grew a moustache.

Chris: But you shave every day.

Jonny: Well, I stopped shaving this morning. I now have a moustache.

Chris: No kidding, mate... *frowns* it looks out of order.

Jonny: You think that German director will hire me now? For the pizza-delivery-guy?

Chris: I thought you said you don't wanna do porn?

Jonny: He said I could play my guitar in one scene... play some jazz. Jazz!

Chris: Jesus.

Jonny: *coughs* am I sexy enough for you, Mr Martin?

:lol:

:lol: Yeah, that one's amazing! :laugh3:

Don't know if you've ever read this, it's from the same thread :D :

 

Jonny: OK, photographer is there, I have to pretend nothing happend now. But wait, if I secretly touch Chris' butt, no-one sees it, right?

Chris: Ah, that's nice. I love it when Jonny secretly touches me and no-one sees it.

Will: Hehe, they think no-one notices, but I know what's going on.

Guy: I don't give a f*** what those two are doing. I've got my own handsome boy next to me. Smile!

 

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:laugh3:

do you see how Chris touches no one and Guy's all over that guy:wink3:

 

 

That Guy is Orlando Bloom:wink3: At least when that pic came out, I read the caption and they said Orlando Bloom had gone backstage to meet them.

That Guy is Orlando Bloom:wink3: At least when that pic came out, I read the caption and they said Orlando Bloom had gone backstage to meet them.

 

:stunned:it is him!!! atleast it looks like him:wink3:

no wonder Guy is all over him :drunk:

i don't know if someone's done this but here i go.

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Guy: uh i don't get that joke at all..

Chris:*whispers* Shut up Guy who cares if he's bad at jokes, he's paying for the bill and he's giving us a record deal!

Guy:okay then..

the hand with the bottle or the clenched fist on Orlando's shoulder? :wacky:

the hand with the bottle

i don't know if someone's done this but here i go.

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Guy: uh i don't get that joke at all..

Chris:*whispers* Shut up Guy who cares if he's bad at jokes, he's paying for the bill and he's giving us a record deal!

Guy:okay then..

 

haha i forgot that Guy smokes

You guys do realize there's a much more professional way of making "lulz"? :thinking:

 

You go to this site called http://wigflip.com/roflbot/, then you upload the picture you want to caption, then you type in each line individually, and you can move them around on the picture. Then, you finish it and save it to your computer/photobucket account and upload it to Coldplaying. :nice:

 

For example:

 

i don't know if someone's done this but here i go.

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Guy: uh i don't get that joke at all..

Chris:*whispers* Shut up Guy who cares if he's bad at jokes, he's paying for the bill and he's giving us a record deal!

Guy:okay then..

 

becomes this:

 

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That wasn't the best example because the amount of text to picture was too much, but I hope it helps! :wacko:

Because I think it's funnier and easier to read when the text is on the picture, rather than below it. :nice:

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