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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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True :nod:

 

Yay! for the most spoken language all over the world, crappy English! :awesome: :dance:

Yaaaay!

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    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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^ that gif is hilarious!!

keep posting guys, this thread is awesome :laugh3:

I like this thread, It really makes my day haha, you are amazing girls! Thanks for all the fun.

 

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“When she was just a girl, she expected the world, but it flew away from her reach. SO I KILLED HER IN HER SLEEP.”

(Belongs to Coldplaying@Hogwarts)

 

 

 

Pfff. :laugh3:

 

That picture is priceless. :lol:

This one is for people who have seen the Oscars this year! :P :P

 

 

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The new movie shot at the Academy Awards this year has finally got a poster !

Robert Downey Jr and his "Iron Man" co-star Gwyneth Paltrow come together again in this documentary of the great deeds of the PRESENTER .

 

 

 

 

 

 

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:chris: Ohh wow! Now thats gonna be a premiere I AM going to attend!

yes we're :wacky:

 

 

 

 

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:lol:

 

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“When she was just a girl, she expected the world, but it flew away from her reach. SO I KILLED HER IN HER SLEEP.”

(Belongs to Coldplaying@Hogwarts)

Hahhahahaha :laugh3:

 

ahh now i understand, we also have colleges like that, so you have just 1 year left right? :awesome:

 

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:wideeyed: :wideeyed: :wideeyed:

Yaaaay!

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:laugh3:

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Jonny: give me the cake.... And no one gets hurt

Chris:*in background* trust me, I know what happens when J-boy don't get his cake

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Chris:* sniffs* okay... I'm proud of that one

 

WHAHAH :lol::lol::lol::laugh3::laugh3:

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Chris : the camera man has a bogey

Jonny: haha eww it's a big one

Will and guy : *think to selves* ohmygoodness

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Chris: so, you like Coldplay?

Stranger: ....

Guy: ahem *yawns*

Jonny: hey doll, do you like guitarists?

Will: just trying to fit in...

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:Jonny: Chris stealz meh cakez.... I stealz his jacket :D

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Chris: *thinks to self* the ladies love this kinda stuff :P

That's what made me "loled" today :laugh3: Thanks guys :clap:

 

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Thought: Holy shit, Guy’s talking?!

 

x

 

 

That reminds me, I could probably some LOLdplays at 3 o'clock in the morning :awesome:

 

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Chris: "Hey Jonny I wrote a new poem about us, wanna listen to it?" :cheesy:

Jonny: "No"

Chris: "Great! Okay here it goes:

Jonny Jonathan Jon

You are my bestest friend

The sun will always shine upon

Your face and I'm condemned

To watch your beauty day by day

And hope for you to stay

By my side until the end

Till all our days are spent

 

Waddaya think? :cheesy:

 

Jonny: "It's corny as fuck"

Chris: "OMG Jonny you're so sweet!" :blush:

Jonny: "Jesus Christ" :shame:

 

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"Hello there. My name is Mr. Fluffland and I'm going to introduce you to the joy of being linty!"

 

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"Jo-Jon, I think you went over the top a little" :anxious:

 

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"I have no idea what you mean!" :snobby:

 

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Chris: "Guys! I just found the key to be handsome! We just need time, nothing else, isn't that brilliant!?" :dance:

Jonny: "Not really, no"

Will: "God I hate my hair"

Guy: "Lol I'm already pretty enough"

 

>> 12 years later

 

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Chris: "See? Now look at that!" :charming:

Jonny: :blush:

Will: "Whatever, I don't care how I look like"

Guy: "So what? I'm still the prettiest of us"

 

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Chris: :| okay... Taking my shirt is just a step too far...

 

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Chris: this not good enough for you? It's always been good enough for my jonjon

Will: did you actually just say that...

"jonjon" :laugh3:

 

Just found this one and couldn't resist :lol:

 

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Guy: *whispering* "Will?"

Will: "What"

Guy: "Don't you think Jonny shouldn't be a little bit more...

 

you know, discreet?"

Will: "Whaddaya mean?"

Guy: "Just look at him for fuck's sake!"

Jonny: :wideeyed:

Chris: "And that's how we made our new album!"

Jonny: :wideeyed:

 

 

 

 

:wideeyed:

Guy: *whispering louder* "SEE? He didn't even blink for the last 5 minutes!!" :freak:

Will: "What? I don't see anything"

Guy: "YOU DIDN'T EVEN LO-wait

 

Oh, right, I see what you did there. You're not watching, it's not happening, I get it" :dozey:

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"I'm outta here, that's too gay, even for me" :phu:

 

 

 

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“When she was just a girl, she expected the world, but it flew away from her reach. SO I KILLED HER IN HER SLEEP.”

(Belongs to Coldplaying@Hogwarts)

 

 

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Jonny: *winks at chris*

Sexy :wink3:

 

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Chris : the camera man has a bogey

Jonny: haha eww it's a big one

Will and guy : *think to selves* ohmygoodness

 

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Chris: so, you like Coldplay?

Stranger: ....

Guy: ahem *yawns*

Jonny: hey doll, do you like guitarists?

Will: just trying to fit in...

 

***********

 

see, we're improving our English thanks to Coldplay and coldplaying.com :nod: :nod:

 

if there would be a German version of this website, or Coldplay would speak German, my German would be perfect :dozey: :dozey:

I agree with that :cool:

 

True :nod:

 

Yay! for the most spoken language all over the world, crappy English! :awesome: :dance:

Yay! :dance:

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:chris:: AHHHHHHHHH!!! RUN AWAY FROM THE WATERMARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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:chris:: I'M FREEEEEEEE!!!!!

:jonny:: uhhhhh Chris...? Now the watermark is on me... :cry:

 

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:chris:: Aww it's okay Jonny... See? Being behind a watermark isn't so bad! :D

 

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:chris:: SEE? Watermarks are FUN!!! These random people think it's fantastic!

:jonny:: I dunno... I'm still not convinced... It doesn't seem so great to me...

 

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:chris:: Well, if you really don't like them I'll just stand behind them and you can stand next to me! That ok with you Jon? :D

:jonny:: As long as I'm next to you!!! :dazzled:

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The moment Guy Berryman notices he’s on the big screen during The Paralympics Closing Ceremony.

 

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derp derp derp, waiting for Chris to get on with it.

 

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*glances around*

 

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wait a minute

 

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is that me on the screen?

 

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that IS me..

 

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*strikes a pose*

a scene of Glee this week:

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and I instantly remembered of this:

 

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LOL :lol:

:lol:

 

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The moment Guy Berryman notices he’s on the big screen during The Paralympics Closing Ceremony.

 

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derp derp derp, waiting for Chris to get on with it.

 

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*glances around*

 

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wait a minute

 

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is that me on the screen?

 

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that IS me..

 

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*strikes a pose*

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA !! :laugh3:

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