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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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  • Charlotteflair
    Charlotteflair

    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

  • Captain Crieff
    Captain Crieff

    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

  • What is life
    What is life

    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Chris: how can I get Jonny back? ..... *pause* first he shaved ma head..... Now he took meh shoezz.... *sobs* :bigcry::escaping:

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Thought: Holy shit, Guy’s talking?!

 

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HAHAH! :lol:

 

It's rather scary how they all turn their head around the same time :uhoh:

That reminds me, I could probably some LOLdplays at 3 o'clock in the morning :awesome:

 

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Chris: "Hey Jonny I wrote a new poem about us, wanna listen to it?" :cheesy:

Jonny: "No"

Chris: "Great! Okay here it goes:

Jonny Jonathan Jon

You are my bestest friend

The sun will always shine upon

Your face and I'm condemned

To watch your beauty day by day

And hope for you to stay

By my side until the end

Till all our days are spent

 

Waddaya think? :cheesy:

 

Jonny: "It's corny as fuck"

Chris: "OMG Jonny you're so sweet!" :blush:

Jonny: "Jesus Christ" :shame:

 

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"Hello there. My name is Mr. Fluffland and I'm going to introduce you to the joy of being linty!"

 

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"Jo-Jon, I think you went over the top a little" :anxious:

 

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"I have no idea what you mean!" :snobby:

 

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Chris: "Guys! I just found the key to be handsome! We just need time, nothing else, isn't that brilliant!?" :dance:

Jonny: "Not really, no"

Will: "God I hate my hair"

Guy: "Lol I'm already pretty enough"

 

>> 12 years later

 

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Chris: "See? Now look at that!" :charming:

Jonny: :blush:

Will: "Whatever, I don't care how I look like"

Guy: "So what? I'm still the prettiest of us"

I had to with this one..

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What do you mean Guy and J are practicing playing alone :D

^:lol:

 

And OHMYGOD Thalia you genius!! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

thanks :laugh3:

EDIT: Oh noes, I didn't read the last page! Stupid me :facepalm: *reads*

 

EDIT 2: PUAHAHAHA Thalia! We wouldn't live without your jokes :laugh3: "We just need time, nothing else, isn't that brilliant!?" :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: and Will with "God I hate my hair!" :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: And all the rest! :lol:

 

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Thought: Holy shit, Guy’s talking?!

 

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:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

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Jonny: .... Chris.... I sees it... The cake... It's calling my name

Chris: Jonny come on, my butt is way more amazing than that cake

Will: Guys? Seriously? Just smile and keep walking *looks cool*

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Thought: Holy shit, Guy’s talking?!

 

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THIS.... this, is freaking hilarious!!!! OMG I can't stop laughing!

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Chris: yep.... Your right, microphones don't taste good

 

WTF?!

Thalia your captions hahahahahahahhahahahaa!!!!!!! :laugh3:

'It's corny as fuck' hahahaha

 

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Jonny: .... Chris.... I sees it... The cake... It's calling my name

Chris: Jonny come on, my butt is way more amazing than that cake

Will: Guys? Seriously? Just smile and keep walking *looks cool*

LOOL hahaha :lol: :laugh3:

 

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>> 12 years later

 

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Man, god did a great job there. :D

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Chris: :| okay... Taking my shirt is just a step too far...

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Chris: I love jon- I mean gwyneth so much

Jonny: wha-??

Guy: *lookscool* I think we all know the truth....

Will: Some one get me a beer? :|

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Thought: Holy shit, Guy’s talking?!

 

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CEREN! hahaha this is awesome! :laugh3::laugh3:

Hahaha the last two LOLOLOL :laugh3:

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Chris: this not good enough for you? It's always been good enough for my jonjon

Will: did you actually just say that...

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Chris: this not good enough for you? It's always been good enough for my jonjon

Will: did you actually just say that...

 

ROTFLMFAO

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Chris: this not good enough for you? It's always been good enough for my jonjon

Will: did you actually just say that...

 

 

JONJON

 

 

 

MY SIDES, BAHAHAHAAHAH!! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

 

Holy balls, I think I just woke up my granny with my spazztastic laughter :freak:

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