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Ha this is fun!

 

Q: "Dammit, this damn car is too slow!"

GPChris: "I wanna be bigger, stronger, drive a faster car"

Q: "Oh shut up. Okay let's see, where do I type in the address..."

GPChris: "At the touch of a button"

Q: "Okay. I wanna drive to Violet Hill then"

GPChris: "I can go anywhere I wanna go"

Q: "Well yeah cool for you, but I wanna go there, get it?

GPChris: "I don't understand "

Q: "What's so hard about that!? ...How about you choose a destination then, eh?"

GPChris: "The land, sea, rivers, trees, the stars, the sky"

Q: "Good LORD, can't you be a little bit more precise?"

GPChris: "Japan and China all lit up"

Q: "I don't have enough money to drive there Chris..."

GPChris: "Why can't you just tell me?

Trying to get money, rush"

Q: "I.. just told you I don't have any"

GPChris: "But you pay me no attention do you

I know you don't listen to me

Q: "I LISTEN TO YOU FOR HEAVENS SAKE!"

GPChris: "Nobody said it was easy"

Q: "OH REALLY"

GPChris: "How long can we suffer? "

Q: "Dunno man, I could just unplug you and throw you out off the window"

GPChris: "It could be worse"

Q: "Is that so?"

GPChris: "I wanna recharge"

Q: "Wh-what? Way of changing the subject... and anyway, your battery if full."

A few minutes later

 

Q: "Phew it's rather hot in here"

GPChris: "With the windows all closed"

Q: "Oh, yeah, I better open them."

GPChris: "It was a wicked and wild wind"

Q: "Isn't it? Gotta love speeding and having the windows open!"

GPChris: "High speed you on"

Q: "Damn straight! Hey, I begin to like you"

GPChris: "My heart is yours"

Q: "O-kay. You're the most emotional GPS I've ever had."

GPChris: "So what?"

Q: "Just saying! It's fun, that's all.

 

Okay umm.. I still have no destination. I wanna drive to the bakery, lead the way Christopher!"

GPChris: "I've got to say I'm on my way down"

Q: "Great. Where's the next gas station? I need to refill"

GPChris: "On a hilltop"

Q: "Alright.

Huh? What's that over there?!"

GPChris: "A warning sign"

Q: "Not that, THAT!"

GPChris: "Animals"

Q: "What do they do on the freaking highway!?"

GPChris: "Nobody knows"

Q: "*SIGH* I just wanna drive to bakery :bigcry: Why are you making this so hard for me?"

GPChris: "God only God knows I'm trying my best"

Q: "Really? I've got a hard time understanding you"

GPChris: "Well I feel like they're talking in a language I don't speak"

Q: "Aha? Hey, do you speak any foreign languages Chris?"

GPChris: "I bloom blaum"

Q: "What does that mean?

GPChris: "So I like a quiet time please"

Q: "Really?"

GPChris: "Yes"

Q: "So you just told me I should shut up!? Yeah but I WON'T"

GPChris: "And I want you to know

That you'll always get your way"

Q: "Damn right, I purchased you after all, I can talk shit all day long YO"

GPChris: "Tell me your secrets

And ask me your questions"

Q: "You just told me you want "a quiet time please". 'The Hell is wrong with you?!"

GPChris: "Son don't ask"

Q: "Whatever. How many miles until we're at the bakery?"

GPChris: "365"

Q: "This is ridiculous"

GPChris: "Confusion never stops"

Q: "I'm out, screw this, I'll just drive back home how"

GPChris: "Home, home where I wanted to go"

 

 

 

 

whoops that got out of hand LOL

 

Haha, LOVE IT!

 

Q: So, after all that running around we're STILL not at the Bakery.

GPChris: I've gotta say I wasted all your time.

Q: No shit, man. There's got to be a better way to find what I'm looking for...any suggestions?

:GPChris: Look at the stars.:p

Q: Ugh! What a pain in the arse you turned out to be.

:GPChris: I never meant to cause you trouble.

:Q: Next time, I'm gonna use GPJonny He'll know what to do.

GPJonny: All of us are done for.

Q: F**K this, I'm walking.

 

:lol:

 

 

OMG thats so funny! LOL.. I love it.. :D

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Ha this is fun!

 

Q: "Dammit, this damn car is too slow!"

GPChris: "I wanna be bigger, stronger, drive a faster car"

Q: "Oh shut up. Okay let's see, where do I type in the address..."

GPChris: "At the touch of a button"

Q: "Okay. I wanna drive to Violet Hill then"

GPChris: "I can go anywhere I wanna go"

Q: "Well yeah cool for you, but I wanna go there, get it?

GPChris: "I don't understand "

Q: "What's so hard about that!? ...How about you choose a destination then, eh?"

GPChris: "The land, sea, rivers, trees, the stars, the sky"

Q: "Good LORD, can't you be a little bit more precise?"

GPChris: "Japan and China all lit up"

Q: "I don't have enough money to drive there Chris..."

GPChris: "Why can't you just tell me?

Trying to get money, rush"

Q: "I.. just told you I don't have any"

GPChris: "But you pay me no attention do you

I know you don't listen to me

Q: "I LISTEN TO YOU FOR HEAVENS SAKE!"

GPChris: "Nobody said it was easy"

Q: "OH REALLY"

GPChris: "How long can we suffer? "

Q: "Dunno man, I could just unplug you and throw you out off the window"

GPChris: "It could be worse"

Q: "Is that so?"

GPChris: "I wanna recharge"

Q: "Wh-what? Way of changing the subject... and anyway, your battery if full."

A few minutes later

 

Q: "Phew it's rather hot in here"

GPChris: "With the windows all closed"

Q: "Oh, yeah, I better open them."

GPChris: "It was a wicked and wild wind"

Q: "Isn't it? Gotta love speeding and having the windows open!"

GPChris: "High speed you on"

Q: "Damn straight! Hey, I begin to like you"

GPChris: "My heart is yours"

Q: "O-kay. You're the most emotional GPS I've ever had."

GPChris: "So what?"

Q: "Just saying! It's fun, that's all.

 

Okay umm.. I still have no destination. I wanna drive to the bakery, lead the way Christopher!"

GPChris: "I've got to say I'm on my way down"

Q: "Great. Where's the next gas station? I need to refill"

GPChris: "On a hilltop"

Q: "Alright.

Huh? What's that over there?!"

GPChris: "A warning sign"

Q: "Not that, THAT!"

GPChris: "Animals"

Q: "What do they do on the freaking highway!?"

GPChris: "Nobody knows"

Q: "*SIGH* I just wanna drive to bakery :bigcry: Why are you making this so hard for me?"

GPChris: "God only God knows I'm trying my best"

Q: "Really? I've got a hard time understanding you"

GPChris: "Well I feel like they're talking in a language I don't speak"

Q: "Aha? Hey, do you speak any foreign languages Chris?"

GPChris: "I bloom blaum"

Q: "What does that mean?

GPChris: "So I like a quiet time please"

Q: "Really?"

GPChris: "Yes"

Q: "So you just told me I should shut up!? Yeah but I WON'T"

GPChris: "And I want you to know

That you'll always get your way"

Q: "Damn right, I purchased you after all, I can talk shit all day long YO"

GPChris: "Tell me your secrets

And ask me your questions"

Q: "You just told me you want "a quiet time please". 'The Hell is wrong with you?!"

GPChris: "Son don't ask"

Q: "Whatever. How many miles until we're at the bakery?"

GPChris: "365"

Q: "This is ridiculous"

GPChris: "Confusion never stops"

Q: "I'm out, screw this, I'll just drive back home how"

GPChris: "Home, home where I wanted to go"

 

 

 

 

whoops that got out of hand LOL

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh3:

 

I want to marry you.

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