November 24, 200916 yr Thanks! You guys love your fanfic right? Why does it always have to be homoerotic? Jed bad girls
November 24, 200916 yr Hhahaha have you been visiting the fanfiction threads then Jed? :laugh3: It's good for people to express their love of Coldplay through the creative media of writing... You would agree right? :lol: It's not all homoerotic, just most of it. :P
November 24, 200916 yr Am I the only one who caught the "chris' ghost" part?!? I smell an awsome sequel.
November 24, 200916 yr Pshh, if he hasn't, he WILL. I'm sure Jed and his team have awsome convincing skillz. :wink:
November 24, 200916 yr Hhahaha have you been visiting the fanfiction threads then Jed? :laugh3: It's good for people to express their love of Coldplay through the creative media of writing... You would agree right? :lol: It's not all homoerotic, just most of it. :P i read a few of them. crazy! Maybe Ill try my hand at one... The Incident A 5 minute fanfic by Jed for Coldplaying! Ext. Ford Cortina - Night A thunder clap is heard as rain bashes the already torn bonnet and flashes of lightning reveal Chris and Jonny in the back seat of the car. Int. Car Interior - Night Jonny Knock Knock Chris Ssshhh... Can you hear that? Jonny Hear what? Chris The rain. Its speaking to me. Jonny Whatever. Knock Knock. Chris Isn't it beautiful how something can be tangible yet intangible at the same time? Like a vivid dream... Jonny I said Knock Knock! Chris I heard you. I'm just not answering the door. Chris mimes looking through a letterbox and closing it again. Jonny shakes his head. Jonny Whats wrong with you? I'm just trying to lighten the mood. Chris Is that what you are doing? I thought you were trying to interfere with my karma. Jonny Karma? We are stuck in the middle of who-the-fuck-knows with no phone reception; 50 miles from the nearest petrol station and we are about to get struck by lightning. To hell with your karma, I just need something to do. Someone to talk to. The last thing I need is for you to be in weird higher-plane mode. Chris Right. Jonny Right? Right? I remember when were proper mates. Before all of this. Remember that? Now the only time we speak to each other is when we are reading terrible fanfiction on the coldplaying forum. Chris You’ve changed your tune. Last time I was over your house you had them all printed out and stuck all over your bedroom walls. We spent the whole weekend reading them out to each other dressed in ballgowns and drinking tea. Jonny That was you and Guy. Chris Oh was it? Oh yeah. I always get you two mixed up. Wear a hat or something. Ext. Car – Night. A tall black figure is seen in the distance slowly making its solemn way towards the car. The figure drags an axe behind it, splintered, bloody and sparkling in the light rain. Int. Car – Night. Jonny takes his jacket off and puts it over his head. Chris looks at him folorn and sighs. Chris Who’s There? Jonny Its too late now, Im not interested. Chris Stop being an idiot Guy.. Who’s there? Jonny I’m Jonny! Chris Well you had your coat on your head, how was I supposed to know? Jonny Hmmmm… Chris So who’s there? Jonny Well we have to start at the beginning if you are actually gojng to do it. Chris Right then. Go on… Jonny Right. Jonny takes the jacket off his head and is smiling keenly. Jonny (cont.) Right, Knock Knock… Chris Who’s There? Jonny The Interrupting Sheep. Chris The Interrupting Shh…. Jonny BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Jonny falls about laughing while Chris remains silent. He looks out of the window and the tall black figure walking slowly towards the car. Chris I had a dream this would happen. Jonny That what would happen? Chris That he would find us. Jonny He? What do you mean he? Chris points at the figure who by now is roughly 50 metres from the car. Jonny But I thought you were joking about that whole thing… Chris shakes his head and closes his eyes. Jonny immediately tries to open the door but it is locked. Jonny Chris.. Chris we’ve got to get out. We have to leave now! Chris what have you done? Chris looks out at the figure which is now 5 metres from the car and breathes a fine mist onto the window obscuring the tall dark man. As Jonny panics at the unknown even that is about to take place, Chris draws a heart in his spit, reaches over to the stereo and presses play. The End Jed hows that?
November 24, 200916 yr Chris ghost FTW :lol: Has Chris actually agreed to being in your sequel? no one has agreed to it yet! Jed just written
November 24, 200916 yr The End Jed hows that? That was great, Jed! :D Haha, 'wear a hat or something'. :laugh3: I love spacy Chris :wacky: You're welcome in the fanfic thread anytime! :smug:
November 24, 200916 yr Whoa that was dark... :stunned: And it is pretty much spot on for a fan fic. :D That seriously took you 5 minuites to write? I'm impressed. :P My personal favourite bit... Chris You’ve changed your tune. Last time I was over your house you had them all printed out and stuck all over your bedroom walls. We spent the whole weekend reading them out to each other dressed in ballgowns and drinking tea. Jonny That was you and Guy. BAHAHAHHA :laugh3:
November 24, 200916 yr Whoa that was dark... :stunned: And it is pretty much spot on for a fan fic. :D That seriously took you 5 minuites to write? I'm impressed. :P My personal favourite bit... BAHAHAHHA :laugh3: yep about 5 mins, maybe 6! Yeah it is dark.. but thats my style. who wants to read about kittens? Glad you all liked it (well 2 of you anyway :) ) Jed sore fingers
November 24, 200916 yr Author i read a few of them. crazy! Maybe Ill try my hand at one... The Incident A 5 minute fanfic by Jed for Coldplaying! Ext. Ford Cortina - Night A thunder clap is heard as rain bashes the already torn bonnet and flashes of lightning reveal Chris and Jonny in the back seat of the car. Int. Car Interior - Night Jonny Knock Knock Chris Ssshhh... Can you hear that? Jonny Hear what? Chris The rain. Its speaking to me. Jonny Whatever. Knock Knock. Chris Isn't it beautiful how something can be tangible yet intangible at the same time? Like a vivid dream... Jonny I said Knock Knock! Chris I heard you. I'm just not answering the door. Chris mimes looking through a letterbox and closing it again. Jonny shakes his head. Jonny Whats wrong with you? I'm just trying to lighten the mood. Chris Is that what you are doing? I thought you were trying to interfere with my karma. Jonny Karma? We are stuck in the middle of who-the-fuck-knows with no phone reception; 50 miles from the nearest petrol station and we are about to get struck by lightning. To hell with your karma, I just need something to do. Someone to talk to. The last thing I need is for you to be in weird higher-plane mode. Chris Right. Jonny Right? Right? I remember when were proper mates. Before all of this. Remember that? Now the only time we speak to each other is when we are reading terrible fanfiction on the coldplaying forum. Chris You’ve changed your tune. Last time I was over your house you had them all printed out and stuck all over your bedroom walls. We spent the whole weekend reading them out to each other dressed in ballgowns and drinking tea. Jonny That was you and Guy. Chris Oh was it? Oh yeah. I always get you two mixed up. Wear a hat or something. Ext. Car – Night. A tall black figure is seen in the distance slowly making its solemn way towards the car. The figure drags an axe behind it, splintered, bloody and sparkling in the light rain. Int. Car – Night. Jonny takes his jacket off and puts it over his head. Chris looks at him folorn and sighs. Chris Who’s There? Jonny Its too late now, Im not interested. Chris Stop being an idiot Guy.. Who’s there? Jonny I’m Jonny! Chris Well you had your coat on your head, how was I supposed to know? Jonny Hmmmm… Chris So who’s there? Jonny Well we have to start at the beginning if you are actually gojng to do it. Chris Right then. Go on… Jonny Right. Jonny takes the jacket off his head and is smiling keenly. Jonny (cont.) Right, Knock Knock… Chris Who’s There? Jonny The Interrupting Sheep. Chris The Interrupting Shh…. Jonny BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Jonny falls about laughing while Chris remains silent. He looks out of the window and the tall black figure walking slowly towards the car. Chris I had a dream this would happen. Jonny That what would happen? Chris That he would find us. Jonny He? What do you mean he? Chris points at the figure who by now is roughly 50 metres from the car. Jonny But I thought you were joking about that whole thing… Chris shakes his head and closes his eyes. Jonny immediately tries to open the door but it is locked. Jonny Chris.. Chris we’ve got to get out. We have to leave now! Chris what have you done? Chris looks out at the figure which is now 5 minutes from the car and breathes a fine mist onto the window obscuring the tall dark man. As Jonny panics at the unknown even that is about to take place, Chris draws a heart in his spit, reaches over to the stereo and presses play. The End Jed hows that? Bwahahahaha :lol:
November 24, 200916 yr funny thing is... this is what slashed is like.. but for 80 minutes! Jed boys bickering
November 24, 200916 yr Is this for real? yep about 5 mins, maybe 6! Yeah it is dark.. but thats my style. who wants to read about kittens? :whistle:
November 24, 200916 yr Jed :) at your fanfic, spot on! I'm already a regular at the Ash-official.com website so I will keep a look out. I am mad on the Arcadia video! Love the Vicar of Dibley type interrupting sheep joke! Oooh editied to add, just got the Gipsy Hill, feminist literature and spit on the window link ;)
November 24, 200916 yr Yep. I make every single thing I write link together. That's cool that you read my articles! Jed v sweet
November 24, 200916 yr "Wear a hat or something" Jonny (cont.) Right, Knock Knock… Chris Who’s There? Jonny The Interrupting Sheep. Chris The Interrupting Shh…. Jonny BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! :laugh3::laugh3:
November 24, 200916 yr Wear a hat or something :awesome: You need to try and sneak that into the next script you write :laugh3:
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