Hahaha, we sung happy birthday to him last year when he was in Melbourne. It was on the 5th but there was some party thrown for him afterwards. This year I've got a countdown going in my school planner and I plan on baking a cake. With strawberries and chocolate.

I HATE YOU ALL :bigcry:

OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU CARE.

 

lets guess......

cause we love him?!! :rolleyes:

Chris Martin? More like "Old Fartin"! :lol::rolleyes:

 

I'll bake him a metaphorical cake. To represent the delicious respect I have for him. Then he can metaphorically not eat it. To represent that fact that he's never heard of me and probably doesn't care what I'm posting in his birthday thread.

Im making a cake because last year I didn't :shame::laugh3:

I'M TOO LAZY FOR BAKING THAT'S WHY I'LL BUY A CAKE xD

:rolleyes:crazy Fatimsss :P

i know i know :freak: :mad:

 

:heart: ily amy <3

love you too fatimaaaaaa :D :wacko: :mad: :cheesy:

:wacky: :cheesy: :nice: :freak:

<333

:lol::kiss:we're all crazy aren't we :wacko:

IKR? :escaping: xD

:lol:

Well I'm going to have a huge celebration. My boys growing up so fast!!!

ok, i promise next year i'll bake my own cake :wacky:

but first, i need cooking lessons :escaping:

lets guess......

cause we love him?!! :rolleyes:

 

I love Thom Yorke, but I'm not going to COUNT DOWN to his birthday...

Heck, I'm not even sure when his birthday is

I thought Chris was 40 something?

Chris Martin? More like "Old Fartin"! :lol::rolleyes:

 

This reminds me of some user called Chris Fartin, who wrote (immaturely) amusing tales laden with fart jokes. He disappeared tho.

 

Also, my cake will totally beat all of yours' piss-poor excuses of cupcakes and other things, for I will BURST FORTH out of the top, causing much security chaos, dance away from the security guards that will likely be chasing me thinking I am a loon and leave a trail of Mudkips or some shit in my wake. Jonny will try to wheel the cake away while everyone is distracted because this is his MASTER PLAN, and he totally loves cake. All the while I make my escape in fabulous lacy underwear! This is better than all of yours because it is even more random and ridiculous than any of you could think of.

This reminds me of some user called Chris Fartin, who wrote (immaturely) amusing tales laden with fart jokes. He disappeared tho.

 

Also, my cake will totally beat all of yours' piss-poor excuses of cupcakes and other things, for I will BURST FORTH out of the top, causing much security chaos, dance away from the security guards that will likely be chasing me thinking I am a loon and leave a trail of Mudkips or some shit in my wake. Jonny will try to wheel the cake away while everyone is distracted because this is his MASTER PLAN, and he totally loves cake. All the while I make my escape in fabulous lacy underwear! This is better than all of yours because it is even more random and ridiculous than any of you could think of.

 

*dead from laughing my ass off*

Ok, you win :dozey:

^Anna :lol:

I thought Chris was 40 something?

 

:stunned: Don't know where you saw that, but no. :D

 

8 DAYS. :cheesy:

This is sad. I'm more excited for Chris's birthday than I ever have for my own. :o

:o Yes, that's kind of sad... :hug:

OMG 7 days :dance:

:dance::heart::wacky: