The following questions and answers were collected from SAT's

(Scholastic Aptitude Test) given to 16-year-old students in

Springdale, Arkansas in 2000!

 

Q - Name the four seasons.

A - Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

 

Q - Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe

to drink.

A - Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes

large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

 

Q - How is dew formed?

A - The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

 

Q - What is a planet?

A - A body of earth surrounded by sky.

 

Q - What causes the tides in the oceans?

A - The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All

water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no

water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget

where the sun joins in this fight.

 

Q - In a democratic society, how important are elections?

A - Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an

election.

 

Q - What happens to your body as you age?

A - When you get old, so do your bowels and you get

intercontinental.

 

Q - Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

A - Premature death.

 

Q - How can you delay milk turning sour?

A - Keep it in the cow.

 

Q - How are the main parts of the body categorized?

(e.g., abdomen.)

A - The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the

borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the

brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the

abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.

 

Q - What is the Fibula?

A - A small lie.

 

Q - What does "varicose" mean?

A - Nearby.

 

Q - What is the most common form of birth control?

A - Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

 

Q - Give the meaning of the term "Cesarean Section."

A - The cesarean section is a district in Rome.

 

Q - What is a seizure?

A - A Roman emperor.

 

Q - What is a terminal illness?

A - When you are sick at the airport.

 

Q - What does the word "benign" mean?

A - Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

:stunned:

:lol: :lol:

:stunned: :lol:

Lol, nice one there :o :lol:

Hmm that's a bit worrying. :stunned:

:lol: so the biggest illness as a result of smoking cigarettes is premature death eh?

those are priceless :lol:

Q - In a democratic society, how important are elections?

A - Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an

election.

 

This is wrong in so many ways :rolleyes:

:lol: damn funny though! :P

i wish i had those* questions when i took that test.

:D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

you realize those are fake, right? the SAT is completely multiple choice. no written answers. or at least it was when i took it in 2000.

 

just making sure. :D it's probably something that everybody else already realizes and i'm just slow.

:/

spamming it up..

 

yeah, i think, (i hope) everybody realizes that it's just a joke.

 

Q - What does "varicose" mean?

A - Nearby.

 

 

:lol:

why are americans being made fun of lately? here on the board. do they think they're all actually that stupid? :lol:

you realize those are fake, right? the SAT is completely multiple choice. no written answers. or at least it was when i took it in 2000.

 

just making sure. :D it's probably something that everybody else already realizes and i'm just slow.

i took it in 2001 and it was still mulitple choice. just to let you know ;)

Q - How can you delay milk turning sour?

A - Keep it in the cow.

:lol:

The following questions and answers were collected from SAT's

(Scholastic Aptitude Test) given to 16-year-old students in

Springdale, Arkansas in 2000!

 

Q - Name the four seasons.

A - Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

 

Q - Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe

to drink.

A - Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes

large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

 

Q - How is dew formed?

A - The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

 

Q - What is a planet?

A - A body of earth surrounded by sky.

 

Q - What causes the tides in the oceans?

A - The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All

water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no

water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget

where the sun joins in this fight.

 

Q - In a democratic society, how important are elections?

A - Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an

election.

 

Q - What happens to your body as you age?

A - When you get old, so do your bowels and you get

intercontinental.

 

Q - Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

A - Premature death.

 

Q - How can you delay milk turning sour?

A - Keep it in the cow.

 

Q - How are the main parts of the body categorized?

(e.g., abdomen.)

A - The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the

borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the

brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the

abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.

 

Q - What is the Fibula?

A - A small lie.

 

Q - What does "varicose" mean?

A - Nearby.

 

Q - What is the most common form of birth control?

A - Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

 

Q - Give the meaning of the term "Cesarean Section."

A - The cesarean section is a district in Rome.

 

Q - What is a seizure?

A - A Roman emperor.

 

Q - What is a terminal illness?

A - When you are sick at the airport.

 

Q - What does the word "benign" mean?

A - Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

 

Ian, you DO know that they don't ask those kinds of questions on the SAT's here.... :rolleyes: Maybe in your country they do and you came up with all those answers... :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :rolleyes: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

:lol: :lol: These are funny! I wonder who made these up.

Yah I took the SATs like eighty years ago and there was multiple choice. Remember choose C if in doubt! Pencils down!

:lol: :lol: These are funny! I wonder who made these up.

Yah I took the SATs like eighty years ago and there was multiple choice. Remember choose C if in doubt! Pencils down!

 

 

Those were Ian's answers for his SAT's

 

Good one!

 

Sorry it was funny! :stunned:

holy christ those blue guys there have got to take it down a notch. :P

i wish my sats were like that lol :lol:

:lol: :lol: Those are hilarious!

Remember choose C if in doubt! Pencils down!

 

Haha. I remember that! Pencils down! I SAID PENCILS DOWN!!!!

Pass your tests to the right!

^

yeah, I remember that too, soleil :lol:

 

" Pencils down! I SAID PENCILS DOWN!!!!" :lol: